Clean It Up
UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: PaulKing on November 29, 2007, 07:43:34 pm
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well it'll lighten the mood :D
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Mr Kelly you re not allowed to vote !
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I want to vote for Ricky Gervaise lookalike but it's not on there :P
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yeh me too
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You haven't got an "All of the Above" box!!! ;D
John
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Oi Rikki' !!! get the Ricki Gervais option on yer poll!!
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oops I voted
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Maybe? Talk about yourself alot ::)
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What about rent boy?
Shaun
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I think Paul means after he was 18 ;D
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What about rent boy?
Shaun
bit below the belt shaun! thought we were both were supposed to keep that under wraps. Sheffield early eighty's we were young ect!
just trying to lighten the mood been a bit down on the forum of late and quite happy to put myself up for a lampooning if it gets a smile out of all us jaded cleaners
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Just seen your post Dan, you beat me by an hour. Glad is wasn't just me who thought it ;D
I've gone for "Delivery driver for Pizza Boxes to Gibraltar", because you couldn't make that up.
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here is a clue
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Maybe? Talk about yourself alot ::)
Have you ever hear the expression "If you have nothing nice to say, Say nothing"
just a bit fun enter the spirit
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Probably not Gibraltar then :P
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Were you sitting on that block of ice to cool things down? ;D
Shaun
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Paul, is it the photo or do you look like Mr Gervais in the life of real?
Regards!!
Dan
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Paul did you , and are you still working for Tw-t in a hat , the famous marketing company encouraging people to wear stupid hats
John
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Paul
I know you used to be a Holiday Camp Redcoat but I did not think there was a Butlins in the NE.
However when I was there 25% of population was on Holiday coutesyy of Mrs T Mr L Mr M all of whom thought it was a price well worth paying.
I recon the other 25% had hangover from the night time scene in Newcastle
What I could not work out was at that time Eldon Square was one of the top retail locations in UK and our shop was thriving everyday.
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did you have your hole "sponsored" and were you cooling it down?
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go on tell us the answer.
Mike
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I know it was Male escort, I should know because I booked him! and I must say he came up a bit short if you know what I mean.
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I will go for him being an ex rent boy too, specially if he is a friend of Gunnys.
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It was all of the above, except male escort. Could give it away just could'nt get paid!
The point I was making was that we have to supplent our earnings at times to get a business off the ground, I've never had it easy and still don't, just by being flexable and nice to folk I find things have a habit of working out in the end.
The Details
Hoilday camps in the north east there is loads you get Łenough a night to compare a evening in a venue you kown all the naff gags ect.
Insurance collector in the meadowell just after the riots got paid a very nice percentage and was only mugged once and the second time they tried i got even, my faithfully border collie was a furry exocet! Was a strange job that winter, very dark as all the lamposts had ben cut down.
Hot fresh donuts was a bit of a accidental purchase, but kept me afloat for a coule of years, also put me off dounuts for life.
Gibralter pizza boxes where great fun, a friend lived there and we used to get a LHD van/car here in the uk and drive it down full of pizza boxes ( spain for some reason had a supply problem with them) pizza boxes profit covered the fuel and ferry, and sold the van or car there and fly back, in the end we ended up taking out damaged caravans but thats another story. Hypothermia in the sierra nevada was the only reason i stopped.
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I must say I was very dissapointed when I booked him as my male escort I asked for a ROCKY lookalike but I got a RICKY!
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Paul sounds like you've been there and done it all ;D
Well done my friend, you've already achieved what most of us only dream of!!
Good for you working your way up, nice to hear about a success story. Reminds me of the Duncan Banatyne autobiography I read recently whilst on honeymoon!!
Keep up the good work, you're a star ;D
All the very best,
Jason.
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Thank You. Best bit was I enjoyed doing most of it. Doughnut van was defiantly the best bit!