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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Davew on November 13, 2007, 02:09:01 pm

Title: £1000 a day!
Post by: Davew on November 13, 2007, 02:09:01 pm
It's easily achievable and ive found the way to do it. I'm not bragging i just want to tell you all about it. First of all i've found a brilliant way to make extra money - i simply moved a whole months work into a single day, i know this sounds amazing but it's true. Try it at home- none of your customers will notice. I can now work every day including Sundays. I employ around a hundred children and pay them in sweets, mind you i did have to spend three minutes teaching them how to use a squeegie! The oldest one is seven but he can pass for forty six so i will in future let him drive the van whilst i catch up on the office work. I have now got an ro unit and have gone wfp so when i get to my best work i will easily be able to double my income - i am using two plant sprayers (one in each hand) untill i get the time to buy some proper kit. Because i am so successfull i would like to buy everyones round off them at twenty times the going rate. Before you all pick on me i've allready had a talk with the taxman and he said don't bother!
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Post by: Mike_G on November 13, 2007, 02:12:12 pm
Are you bored Dave?
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Post by: Alex Gardiner on November 13, 2007, 02:14:17 pm
Could be man flu?  Have a nice hot cup of tea   :)

Mrs A
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Post by: Davew on November 13, 2007, 02:18:31 pm
Thank you no sugar for me. :)
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Post by: MSTAV on November 13, 2007, 02:21:11 pm
lofl well funny lol lol lol. nice 1 dave ill try that 1... ;D
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Post by: Moderator David@stives on November 13, 2007, 02:22:21 pm
Dave

I know who you are aiming it at, and i dont think its on.

This isnt what this forums about.

Dave
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Post by: supernova77 on November 13, 2007, 02:28:48 pm
Only £1000 per day!

I was earning that 10 years ago.

Now I only have to work 28 hours a day and I earn £1500 per day!
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Post by: simon knight on November 13, 2007, 02:31:22 pm
Dave

I know who you are aiming it at, and i dont think its on.

This isnt what this forums about.

Dave

Yes but Dave's spot-on ;D

Oh....£2k a day is my minimum to get out the sack ;D
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Post by: Davew on November 13, 2007, 02:34:06 pm
Come on dave i'm having a laugh  and so is someone else on here. I've got a lot of respect for the genuine people like you who have made their way to the top.
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Post by: Sir Squeaky on November 13, 2007, 02:40:35 pm
I'm still struggling to make more than £2.75p per day. :(
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Post by: D woods on November 13, 2007, 02:48:38 pm
I am told £12 per hour is possible, but I dont belive it.
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Post by: Pole2pole on November 13, 2007, 02:53:12 pm
Sorry Dave..........what drugs did you say you was on this week?  ;D
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Post by: jdemarco on November 13, 2007, 02:54:58 pm
It's easily achievable and ive found the way to do it. I'm not bragging i just want to tell you all about it. First of all i've found a brilliant way to make extra money - i simply moved a whole months work into a single day, i know this sounds amazing but it's true. Try it at home- none of your customers will notice. I can now work every day including Sundays. I employ around a hundred children and pay them in sweets, mind you i did have to spend three minutes teaching them how to use a squeegie! The oldest one is seven but he can pass for forty six so i will in future let him drive the van whilst i catch up on the office work. I have now got an ro unit and have gone wfp so when i get to my best work i will easily be able to double my income - i am using two plant sprayers (one in each hand) untill i get the time to buy some proper kit. Because i am so successfull i would like to buy everyones round off them at twenty times the going rate. Before you all pick on me i've allready had a talk with the taxman and he said don't bother!
I must admit that was quite funny!!
Cheers for the laf comedy dave,
I do have a sense of humour!
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Post by: Davew on November 13, 2007, 02:56:14 pm
Sorry Dave..........what drugs did you say you was on this week?  ;D


Anglesey fruit cake!
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Post by: Tim Rose on November 13, 2007, 02:57:00 pm
I'm still struggling to make more than £2.75p per day. :(
Why not branch out into hand jobs?
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Post by: Moderator David@stives on November 13, 2007, 03:01:47 pm
Well if JD finds it funny , i guess thats ok

Dave
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Post by: simon knight on November 13, 2007, 03:05:12 pm

Gotta say considering how busy everybody is supposed to be with 100s of anxious custys desperately wanting there windows cleaned there seems to be a lot of people putting posts onto the forum this afternoon....it 's not even dark for another hour or so!

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Post by: Sir Squeaky on November 13, 2007, 03:05:50 pm
Made my fortune by 1.30pm.
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Post by: D woods on November 13, 2007, 03:07:38 pm
I was convinced that JD was having a wind up, now I am not so sure.
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Post by: simon knight on November 13, 2007, 03:13:14 pm
Made my fortune by 1.30pm.

Started to drizzle this end and I was getting damp and cold so called it a day.

Now going through custys who I haven't done for months on end and am having a clear out....my God there's loads of them going into the bin...might have to brush up my canvassing skills :(
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Post by: Pole2pole on November 13, 2007, 03:53:57 pm

Gotta say considering how busy everybody is supposed to be with 100s of anxious custys desperately wanting there windows cleaned there seems to be a lot of people putting posts onto the forum this afternoon....it 's not even dark for another hour or so!


Lucky i stopped for a beer after work, or i really would have felt bad posting at 1 20  ::) Still, as mentioned, fortune earnt  ;D
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Post by: elite mike on November 13, 2007, 04:57:38 pm
r u vat reg???lol
the taxman.
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Post by: macmac on November 13, 2007, 05:19:39 pm
That's nowt dave, i do all that + i also have-

1.5 million house
20 new vans
Absolutley no debt
3 wives
14 girlfriends
& a partridge in a pear tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh nearly forgot, i'm 8ft 4" tall & extremely good looking with 3 legs. :P

And yes, you've guessed it- I started with nothing :'(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

The Ram
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Post by: windowwashers on November 13, 2007, 05:28:24 pm

Gotta say considering how busy everybody is supposed to be with 100s of anxious custys desperately wanting there windows cleaned there seems to be a lot of people putting posts onto the forum this afternoon....it 's not even dark for another hour or so!


hate the dark, had to stop an hour ago  >:(
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Post by: Village Gleam on November 13, 2007, 05:34:40 pm
Two kids and an economy trolley hitting £500 on their first day - with no complaints- that's prettty good.
Even after wages JD cleared over £400 without doing a tap. I think you've got this the wrong way round Dave. What is this forum about?
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Post by: Bobs Window Cleaning on November 13, 2007, 05:35:30 pm
Excellent.

Wonder who this post is intended for ;D
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Post by: Dean Aspects on November 13, 2007, 05:37:24 pm
Right then
I got up yesterday morning three hours before i went to bed did a 30 hr day licking all windows clean got home did all my accounts for the year and double checked last years
personally filtered 1000 gallons of water carried it all to the tank in my van manufactured a new super duper super lite turbo pole with a 1gram brush with 20 1 micron jets believe me its all true!!!

Dean
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Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 13, 2007, 06:04:37 pm
I do all of the above and send an army of Romanian kids with shaggy hair up chimneys to sweep them when it gets dark.

I am so loaded I'd sink like the Titanic if you put me in water. Honest!
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Post by: Tosh on November 13, 2007, 06:10:19 pm
That's nowt dave, i do all that + i also have-

1.5 million house
20 new vans
Absolutley no debt

And yes, you've guessed it- I started with nothing :'(

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

The Ram

That post does ring some bells.
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Post by: Sir Squeaky on November 13, 2007, 06:25:01 pm
Trevor Knight? ;D

Except it's true in Trev's case, (well he does a bit better actually)
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Post by: Russell Macdonald on November 13, 2007, 06:31:49 pm
Sorry Dave..........what drugs did you say you was on this week?  ;D

Speeeeeeeeeeeeed.  ;D
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Post by: Bobs Window Cleaning on November 13, 2007, 07:02:29 pm
Yer all way behind me ;D

Ive retired cos Ive made loads and Im still not 10.

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Post by: windowwashers on November 13, 2007, 07:04:52 pm
Yer all way behind me ;D

Ive retired cos Ive made loads and Im still not 10.


10  :o my kids are 4 6 12 and all are retired,
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Post by: Sir Squeaky on November 13, 2007, 07:06:14 pm
Yer all way behind me ;D

Ive retired cos Ive made loads and Im still not 10.


Come off it Bod.

I remember you on telly in 1978, so that makes you at least my age. ;D

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Post by: Bobs Window Cleaning on November 13, 2007, 07:23:35 pm
That is so friggin funny rog ;D
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Post by: Londoner on November 13, 2007, 07:43:00 pm
This may sound like a wind up but its true absolutely true. Last week I met an old lady who had been quoted £80 for a three bed semi, a small one at that. Obviously she didn't take it and it wasn't a mis-heard £18 because he had to repeat it.

Now a few more like that and you really are on £1000 a day.

Who the bloke was is a bit of a mystery. My guess is a conman targeting old ladies. There have been problems round here with several old ladies getting robbed. I had a visit from CID around six weeks ago about someone posing as a window cleaner. Just to eliminate me from their enquiries you understand.
Other possibilities include

(1) Nutcase

(2) Hopeless optimist completely out of touch with reality

(3) A very shrewd business man much smarter than me
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Post by: Davew on November 13, 2007, 07:50:58 pm
If you were the latter would you post your earnings on an open forum or just sit back and chuckle to yourself whilst viewing much lesser claims?
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Post by: Londoner on November 13, 2007, 08:02:19 pm
I don't post my earnings on here ever and I wish others wouldn't either.
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Post by: elite mike on November 14, 2007, 04:15:04 pm
for god ,s sake don,t tell the wife what u earn,
hope she don,t read this post???
mike
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Post by: East coast window cleaning Services on November 14, 2007, 04:19:29 pm
Could be man flu?  Have a nice hot cup of tea   :)

Mrs A

maybe bird flu  ;D
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Post by: s.hughes on November 14, 2007, 05:13:04 pm
I would like to know Dave, how much money you lost while you were typing out this post.
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Post by: jeff1 on November 14, 2007, 06:36:23 pm
Dave

I took your advice and found it to be absolute rubbish, ;D  I put all my work together and it only lasted 2 days, what am I supposed to do for the next five and a half weeks. ::)
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Post by: Ian_Giles on November 14, 2007, 06:45:59 pm
All very amusing...I have a smile on my face as I left click on the "lock topic" button :-X

Ian