Clean It Up
UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: lands on October 09, 2007, 03:52:06 pm
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Ignore this, it's an amusing video that I can't get to work on here
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Hi Pete, here you go mate, I got the email from my mum (with the added text)!!
(http://www.dirt-busters.co.uk/image001.gif)
Watch!
He s-l-o-w-l-y enters the store......and then he runs.....OUT!
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighbourhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and becomes a feast, for other birds!
The seagull's shoplifting started early this month, when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen , Scotland and helped himself to a bag of chips - so a CCTV camera was installed to catch him! Since then, he's become a "regular". He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips,... because they think it's so funny!
Cant believe the last bit though!
"Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips" - In Scotland....... No chance ;D
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seagull not a scouse bird, explain that to me you muppet??
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Go and Sort him out Billy
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they are crisps not chips!!!
Bloody stupid yankee words...... >:(
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seagull not a scouse bird, explain that to me you muppet??
You on the mersey beat then Billy?
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am i on the what???
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Do you live on mersyside?
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no thicko i live in liverpool
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Billy,
You have obviously taken offence to the Scouse statement and you asked a question earlier that you already new the answer to.
You find it easy to be insulting for the sake of it but find light hearted humour difficult to take in so let me explain it to you in very simple terms.
The reference was to 70s/80s humour surrounding minor theft on Mersyside (sorry Liverpool) and the connection was the bird.
I may be a muppet at times and I may also do some things things where I could describe myself as being a thicko but let me ask you this, have you ever told or laughed at a joke involving Ethnic minorities, blind people (or any other disability for that matter), the Welsh, Everton fans (or Liverpool - depending on your leaning), the French or even Southern Softies?
You have no details on your profile and your anger hides behind your anonimty so why don't you chill out and contribute your knowledge (or indeed take some) from this forum or just enjoy the light natured fun that is had sometimes. Alternatively don't post becasue my nature does'nt allow me to be bothered by them and everyone else will just ignore you.
Pete
Oakleafcc.co.uk
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yer pete, you tell it to him! billy no mates.
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Quite right Pete.
But you missed out the Scots, English Governments have been taken the pxss out of us for century's.
But lets not go there.
;D
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Aye! Jason Hedges, your cards marked mate ;)
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Pete
Everyone in the world knows Billy is from Liverpool
Muppet
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No offence intended Rab ;D
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Pete
Everyone in the world knows Billy is from Liverpool
Muppet
We do now, thats for sure
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Pete
Billy is a good lad spoke to him on the phone few times, he has a repetation of being a no nonense sort of bloke ,I think he was banned from this forum last year for swearing to much
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Erm
Shaun
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I'm sure he meant nothing by it and I don't get offended easily (I'm an Arsenal fan so I get used to it). I will buy him a beer at Carpex if I/he is there and we can discuss regional stereotypes
Pete
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Sorry is the Erm aimed at me, S--t Billy is going to get me Now
John
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Rabby, I think you have taken on board too many nationlist rants, its not as bad as you make out. The Barnnett formula ensures that more money is spent per head in Scotland than in many regions of England, especially when the Tories are in power.
I have family in Clackmananshire and when I'm up there I'm amazed at the facilities even the smallest towns have, especially leisure centres and childrens playgrounds.
Here in Newcastle where I live we have 2 parks with a couple of crap swings, and graffitied slide etc.
You also have free university education, prescriptions I believe and access to drugs we can't get down here.
You live in a beautiful country which I have spent many years in. Unfortunately over this last few years I have noticed a marked anti English attitude from many Scots.
I blame Braveheart :)
Anyway don't blame us all, the population of Tyneside is 1/3 Scottish, 1/3 Irish and god knows where the others came from.
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i was going to reply to this but being a cleanitip god you got me bang to rights havent you pete, your the man
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Facilities in Scotland for kids is outstanding. I have spent many hours reading ofsted reports (I have 2 young girls one of which is starting scholl next year and Scotland have it well sussed. They know how to look after their elderly too. Hats off to the devolution for the Scots
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i was going to reply to this but being a cleanitip god you got me bang to rights havent you pete, your the man
Will,
I bet you have been doing this job longer than me. Lets just kiss (metephorically) and make up. God status is only based on number of posts (as you well know) so you obviously speak your mind in the way it comes to you immediatley and now I know how you communicate I won't be offended.
All the best
Pete
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Billy now he is taking the p-ss , Kiss and make up (metphoricully), hes calling you puff mate, Go and sort him out
john
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This post is getting a bit stupid.
to John Kellys post.
;D ;D ;D ;D
John, Like I said lets not go there. We will be at it forever ;D
I never said I was anti English, I never said I blamed anyone for anything. ;D
Just having a wee joke. But if thats uncool I`ll bar myself :(
Remember I like the look of the Prowler. Don`t want to be falling out.
Pete.
It`s getting too late to get into it. Later
Rab
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John, your a funny f$%ker. Go to bed I am
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Perhaps you can go to bed together :o
Shaun
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Bloody hell Shaun, divn't get Billy on about Gays, it's bad enough on Truckmounters ;D