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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Glynn on October 25, 2004, 09:59:10 pm

Title: Beer Calculator
Post by: Glynn on October 25, 2004, 09:59:10 pm

BEER MATHEMATICS

This is pretty neat how it works out.
This is cool beer math!!!!!!!
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute.......
Work this out as you read.
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have a pint. (try for more than once)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be honest)
3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 ...
6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.
You should have a three-digit number
The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have a pint week).
The next two numbers are .......
YOUR AGE! ~ (Oh YES, it IS!!!!! )
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.
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Regards Glynn

Title: Re: Beer Calculator
Post by: paulchambers on October 26, 2004, 08:43:50 am

How can someone sit down and think of that.     Paul

Title: Re: Beer Calculator
Post by: williamx on October 26, 2004, 09:13:39 am

Excellent ;D

Title: Re: Beer Calculator
Post by: paul@ctcs on October 26, 2004, 09:16:19 am

Very good Glynn :) that really is clever.

Title: Re: Beer Calculator
Post by: Doug Holloway on October 26, 2004, 06:58:15 pm

Glynn,

I'd like a beer calculator which worked out how much I'd spent on beer over the last 30 years ::)

I see you've exported the beer calender to USA.(ICS)

Cheers,
Doug