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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: stevegunn on October 12, 2004, 08:50:18 pm

Title: laugh of the day
Post by: stevegunn on October 12, 2004, 08:50:18 pm

Which would u choose? Cake or bed?????

> A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
> "honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering For
> weeks now" He looks at her and says angrily;
> "fix the light, now? Does it look like i have an electricians logo printed
> on my forehead? I don't think so!"
> The wife asks,
> "well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."
> To which he replied,
> "fix the fridge door? Does it look like i have hotpoint written on my
> forehead? I don't think so."
> Fine, she says,
> "then you could at least fix the steps to the front door?" They're about
> to break."
> "I'm not a damn carpenter and i don't want to fix the steps", he says.
> "does it look like I have Woodies DIY written on my forehead? I don't
> think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!! " So he goes to
> the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about
> how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks
> into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the
> house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he
> notices the fridge door is fixed.  "honey", he asks, "how'd all this get
> fixed?"
> She said,
> "well, when you left i sat outside and cried. just then a nice young man
> asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs,
> and all i had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake."
> He said,
> "so what kind of cake did you bake him?"
> She replied,
> "hellooooo.......do you see Delia Smith written on my forehead? I don't
> think so!"

Title: Re: laugh of the day
Post by: Neil Mc Anulty on October 13, 2004, 08:42:04 am

Brilliant. Heading out to work now, smiling ;D

Title: Re: laugh of the day
Post by: eclipse on October 14, 2004, 09:36:32 pm

sorry couldnt resist this one
www.zooass.com/games/neverland/neverland.shtml (http://www.zooass.com/games/neverland/neverland.shtml)

Title: Re: laugh of the day
Post by: paul@ctcs on October 16, 2004, 08:19:15 pm

Very good Lee ;D  Top Score 1900

Paul

Title: Re: laugh of the day
Post by: Dennis on October 16, 2004, 08:31:30 pm

My SAS training helped me (that's spills and stains)  ;D