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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: stevegunn on October 01, 2004, 07:26:25 pm

Title: Is this
Post by: stevegunn on October 01, 2004, 07:26:25 pm

anyone from this forum

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60364&item=3752181470&rd=1

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: *paul_moss on October 01, 2004, 10:53:04 pm

Looks very professional

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: paul@ctcs on October 02, 2004, 07:07:52 am

He does have some very nice equipment ;D

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: woodman on October 02, 2004, 09:57:22 am

Isn't Len in Middlesex ;D

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: eclipse on October 02, 2004, 10:25:55 am

nah its jason b he has relocated

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: Len Gribble on October 02, 2004, 07:24:30 pm

Woodman

Some times! Still a nice bit of kit, fancy the compressors great for blowing up tyres, but need customers electricity ;D

Len

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: alljays.cleaning on October 02, 2004, 07:42:41 pm

Love the bissell . my daughter dolls house needs doing lol ;D, well he did say no house too small

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: scott. on October 04, 2004, 10:13:53 pm

who needs a truckmount..I want that karcher!!  That guy lives near me...im finished :'(

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: lee_gundry on October 04, 2004, 10:45:25 pm

i have emailed the owner & the package also comes with a new carpet detergent guarenteed to remove 99.9% of stains,this product is only avalible to only the high end fabric cleansing operators,the name of the product is


THE NEW & IMPROVED NO WET WONDER FOAM.


the product is applied by state of the art (designed for N.A.S.S.A) APPLICATOR ROLLERS.

 WAITE THERE MORE.


NOT 1





NOT 2





BUT 3

CONCENTRATED  FOAMER SQUIRTY THINGS



WHAT A BARGIN

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: Peter_Blackburn on October 04, 2004, 11:19:15 pm

Bet theirs a couple of dolls in the van, that would explain the two air compressors.
Finished jobs early, wife's at work, plenty of room in the van.... Im sure you get the idea.

Old Lady..... "Well officer the carpets are completely ruined and the vans now parked down our street rocking like status quo".

Officer.... "Come on sir open up, what's with all this rocking"

Cleaner.... "I cant me karchers leaking"

Officer.... " What's all that squeaking noise sir"

Cleaner.... "Airlock in me wand officer"

Could go on.

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: dave401uk on October 05, 2004, 01:00:23 am

 :( I just knew that all my yrs working in this field,and only buying the best kit..............was a waste of time,i could have done it for £20.00 and still had change,but the vans not bad!!

Dave :D

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: scott. on October 05, 2004, 01:18:07 pm

I wonder if the caravan in the background, is a clue to who he is :)...c,mon..who wants to be the 1st one to contact him, pretending to be from the british airport authority...and get a quote for terminal 1 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: The Great One on October 05, 2004, 05:00:37 pm

hi guys

and the starting price is a MASSIVE   1p!!!


bargain!

cannot believe that no one has even offered the starting price, wonder if he would sell for it?

Regards

Martin 8)

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: Peter_Blackburn on October 06, 2004, 07:01:40 pm

Hi,

  A serious question.

What does he need two air compressors for?.
I only need one ;D, no seriously does anyone know what he will he use them for?.

Pete

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: Dynafoam on October 06, 2004, 08:04:45 pm

Peter,

Perhaps he's trying to inflate his prices  ;D

Though it is most unlikely this individual would do anything so technical, an air compressor that produces clean air is a very useful tool for in-plant rug cleaning and certain problems with upholstery.

It can be used to remove dry soil but is most useful for agitating (via a perforated tool) and blasting out shampoo etc. and can also be the first stage of drying.

I have used the exhaust hose of an Ultimate PB3 blowing through a perforated curtain tool for these functions.

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Post by: HolmansUKLTD on October 06, 2004, 10:17:14 pm

The blokes a mug and them compressors are for blowing up his girlfriends when he gets home ;)

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: scott. on October 07, 2004, 12:37:13 pm

Despite johns' undoubtably sincere approach at justification for this chappy...there's still one "small" thing john.....

THE KARCHER PUZZI !!!

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: Dynafoam on October 07, 2004, 01:12:19 pm

Scott,

Any sincerity in my reply was directed at Peter, who asked a reasonable question.

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: HolmansUKLTD on October 07, 2004, 09:43:54 pm

Why is my picture of the 11 times world darts champion getting bigger?

Its nearly as bis as him ;)

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: Dynafoam on October 10, 2004, 01:35:40 pm

UPDATE:

Having failed to sell this amazing kit, This consummate professional is now back on Ebay advertising carpet cleaning in the heathrow area - no takers so far at a starting bid of £0.01  ;D

If I were in the area it might be worth putting in a bid just to see him work  ;D

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: garyj on October 10, 2004, 03:10:27 pm

I've been thinking about bidding the penny as well, then asking him to clean Terminal 4 or the Staines Sewage Works.

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: scott. on October 11, 2004, 03:21:25 pm

gary
 Dont under-estimate the power of a karcher ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Is this
Post by: rioclean on October 11, 2004, 04:27:31 pm

I thought with my leaflets and low prices was bad enough but seeing that makes me feel better.

Dave 8)