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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: ScrimShady on May 23, 2007, 06:13:10 pm

Title: "great tits"
Post by: ScrimShady on May 23, 2007, 06:13:10 pm

Hi mrs scrim here again,Just got to share a funny story with you all.Cleaning a middle aged mans windows today,he used to be a bank manager so hes very polite and educated.He noticed above me a birds nest at the very top of the house(it was a house martin nest)He then proceeded to tell me he had "great tits last year but they didnt stay long"Oh how i laughed but he nor scrim did not feel the humour!!Just me then??? ;) :)

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: Tosh on May 23, 2007, 06:30:48 pm

 ;D

This is a picture of a great tit:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v737/tosh0987/great_tit.jpg)

There's another in my avatar!

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: ScrimShady on May 23, 2007, 06:35:34 pm

your right that is a great tit!!!

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: * mike RH on May 23, 2007, 07:18:08 pm

Whilst canvassing I once had a lady interupt me by saying, "let me just nip you in the bud"

Couldn't keep a straight face.

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: matt on May 23, 2007, 08:18:05 pm

when i started out with this other guy, he used to get a A4 sheet printed with LOADS of "your windows have been cleaned, thanks" on them, i mean loads ( font size 8 ) and just those words

on collecting on night, i knocked on the door and the lady came out, oh i didnt know you had cleaned them, yes i put a ticket though, oh i didnt see it she said, i replied, it must have got stuck in your bush

she burst out laughing  ::) ::)

i meant her "letterbox draught excluder"

she meant something else  :P

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: Clive McDonald on May 23, 2007, 08:27:46 pm

You always have to lower the tone Matt. I thought you'd be watching footie.

To get back on topic I'd like to admitt I made a bit of a tit of myself slagging off the unger pole. I said it was too heavy. I didn't kmow it has five parts and it comes to bits. I'm dead chufed i've got one now because I seperated it to fit in the roof of the van, and three section is my spare for gutters and the five does for the odd high job.

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: rhys11 on May 23, 2007, 08:32:47 pm

I LOVE GREAT TITS  ;D

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: matt on May 23, 2007, 10:17:43 pm

Quote from: Designer window Cleaning on May 23, 2007, 08:27:46 pm

You always have to lower the tone Matt. I thought you'd be watching footie.

To get back on topic I'd like to admitt I made a bit of a tit of myself slagging off the unger pole. I said it was too heavy. I didn't kmow it has five parts and it comes to bits. I'm dead chufed i've got one now because I seperated it to fit in the roof of the van, and three section is my spare for gutters and the five does for the odd high job.

i had just got in from work

i had the day off yesterday to spray the top half of the VW campervan, so today i tried to make up for it and earn a bit extra ;), thus i did a 12 hour day ;) knackered though

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: EasyClean on May 23, 2007, 10:22:26 pm

I had a woman customer say to me today that she had " a lovely nest in her box". She was referring to the feathered kind of course but I wasn't to know until she showed me 5 minutes after coming out with her remark. I luckily kept a straight face when she told me of course. ;D

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: Ian Lancaster on May 24, 2007, 07:51:42 pm

Quote from: rhys11 on May 23, 2007, 08:32:47 pm

I LOVE GREAT TITS  ;D

Just to fire your imagination, how about "crested tit" or "long-tailed tit" ;D ;D

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: Ian Lancaster on May 24, 2007, 07:52:29 pm

Or even  "BEARDED TIT" :o

Title: Re: "great tits"
Post by: Ian_Giles on May 24, 2007, 08:58:28 pm

now now children, this is close to being locked.

Ian