Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Andy@w.c.s on May 20, 2007, 09:16:45 pm
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Hi all
Between the four of us we have now all developed a name for certain customers , This has been going on for quite a few years,
And its a great way of remembering where a job is .
Here are just a few of our pet names
1 Spice lady ( she has hair like scary spice ) ;D
2 Tales from the crypt ..( shes an 102yr old Girl that every time we call is sat in the same spot just looking at us through the window,) bit like the mother from the film psycho :o
3 Lama man... "cos he keeps Lamas" ???
4 Chicken run,... Because every time she speaks the fat under chin wobbles like a chicken :)
5 Peedo pete !!! Just Weird :-\
6 Shera.... Only woman i know could enter the worlds strongest man contest and win :'(
Some of the other names include
The artist formerly known as prince
The hills have eyes
ugly
Short shorts
Highlander
Crazy frog
But this is the strangest thing
you only have to mention the pet name and in your mind without any real thinking you are right there
Notice I've kept this clean ,as we all have the ............... on our rounds
but i would love to hear your pet names for some of your customers
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Andy I have loads of them ;D
But there all to rood to put on the forum ::) ;D ;D
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on some people i work with round we have come up with these
crispin, thats what she calls him instead of christain,
bif fat ugly lady,
its in the contract - lady who when tried to put her price up said £10 is in the contract
£10 pound in 5 mins
im sure we have more, ill ask him on wednesday
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we do genuinely have a beast from the east -a real beast of a woman from east belfast, you know the type from a run down council estate with 15 weeins and a permafAg (a ciggarette permanently in her mouth), big belly and really loud.
thing is she's a lovely woman to talk to, just a bit scary.
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swiss bob,dogman,cheerful charlie,the eastenders,etc
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friday man, only pays on friday,
skirtman, wears a kilt
mr happy, he never smiles
bless her, a lovely old dear
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why when I write permafAg does it come up as permaf*g??
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why when I write permaf*g does it come up as permaf*g??
This forym picks up "unacceptable words" it is U.S. English tho' and so:-
f a g = f a g g o t = homosexual
Sometimes it attempts a replacement!
Look what happens when I type Dick van d**e (D I C K V A N D Y K E)
;D
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I think you are all very disrespectful towards your esteemed customers. How could you be so impolite ! I just think of them as £10, £12, £15 etc. I don't see customers I only see money.
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Mrs Tweedy (out of the film chicken run)
Pool woman
Little window woman
;D ;D