Clean It Up
UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Cloverleaf on May 12, 2007, 10:08:49 pm
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Did you see Horizon, how to commit the perfect murder this week?
How to get rid of a body!
Selfuric acid was placed in a tub with a pigs trotter and left for 7 days. Only the bones were left but alas the fat from the trotter was left in the bottom of the tub as residue.
Then the experiment was carried out with the pigs trotter, water and a block of washing machine detergent (with enzimes) in the tub and also left for 7 days.
The result!
Only the bones were left and zero residue....no fats, nothing else....unbelieveble!
I have since tried to get the missus to bathe in a bath full of detergent, but she became a little suspicious ;D ;D ;D
John
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How much washing powder do you think I would need to deal with a 25 stone mother in law? ;D
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Bejesus Andy-mix it with the sulphuric to make sure mate!! ;D
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Cheers, didn't want to run the risk of leaving that amount of fat in the bottom of the tub, cant be doing with me nuts floating on the surface whilst taking a soak ;D
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Or ya ass slipping on the bottom o the tub-VERY DANGEROUS!! ;D
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Use lime - does away with the bones as well. :o
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Never make an enemy of a pig farmer. ;)
I don't know whether anybody heard at the end of the programme that since the making of the programme the Professor of Toxicology who investigated the Polonium poisoning has since died!