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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: stevegunn on March 15, 2007, 03:37:36 pm

Title: Funeral Directors
Post by: stevegunn on March 15, 2007, 03:37:36 pm: Doing a funeral directors tonight they have asked if it is ok to leave the bodies in some of the rooms and can I clean around them.What time does it come in dark :'( :-[
Title: Re: Funeral Directors
Post by: *paul_moss on March 15, 2007, 03:44:31 pm: f**k that for a game of soldiers :o
Title: Re: Funeral Directors
Post by: stevegunn on March 15, 2007, 03:48:59 pm: Quote from: paul_moss on March 15, 2007, 03:44:31 pm
f**k that for a game of soldiers :o

Southern softy ;D ;)
Title: Re: Funeral Directors
Post by: *paul_moss on March 15, 2007, 03:53:57 pm: Take John Kelly with you so when it gets dark you can put the willies up each other :D
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Post by: John Kelly on March 15, 2007, 04:42:57 pm: Heh less of that.

Steve will probably scare the bodies :o
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Post by: Doug Holloway on March 15, 2007, 05:11:33 pm: Hi Steve,

I did one many years ago and the guy assured me the room would be empty, it wasn't and it was a bit spooky.

A friend is an undertaker and his advice was to make sure the lid is firmly nailed down.

Cheers

Doug
Title: Re: Funeral Directors
Post by: spickandspan on March 15, 2007, 05:30:55 pm: Hi Steve i do one every year the lids are off but he does cover their faces its no problem mate.
Dont worry about the dead ones its the alive ones that are the pain.ha ha a
Title: Re: Funeral Directors
Post by: spindle on March 15, 2007, 05:39:36 pm: easy job

dead quiet ;D
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Post by: darrenlee1 on March 15, 2007, 05:44:42 pm: i do one on a regualar basis, first time she asked if a wanted the lid putting on, which i said yes but a do think its not good leaving them in room, know they are died, but doesnt seem very respectfull

darren

p.s i felt like a kept hearing noises even when machine on, and if lid fell of a think i also would have been in a box.
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Post by: Aquakleen Restoration Services on March 15, 2007, 07:18:47 pm: Well Im always encountering stiffs, but i put that down to the machinery vibrating so much! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Funeral Directors
Post by: stevegunn on March 15, 2007, 08:03:44 pm: Well I only jumped out of my skin once when she tapped my shoulder to ask if I wanted a coffee I nearly s**t myself :-[
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Post by: maxcarpets on March 15, 2007, 09:23:43 pm: These people are dying for you to do a good job!
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Post by: vangaurd on March 16, 2007, 10:36:34 am: what was that noise? ooooooooooo
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Post by: calmore on March 17, 2007, 12:44:17 pm: Tape a brightly coloured flyer to the side of each coffin.

With an average of 50 mourners at each funeral it'd be great publicity!
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Post by: des on March 17, 2007, 12:50:49 pm: I did one some years back ,it was the one that was on tv where they started to muck about with the bodys and a reporter was there with a hidden camara .I made sure the coffins were screwed down and i kept looking for the hidden camara all night des
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Post by: ady on March 17, 2007, 10:14:01 pm: went up to quote for the local crematorium,its a youll be on your own can you switch the lights off and post the keys through the door ,hope to god someone else gets the job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!