Clean It Up

UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Biscute on March 08, 2007, 06:53:12 pm

Title: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 08, 2007, 06:53:12 pm
Hi Troops, i had to use my old squady skills today is i done a reccy on the no paying customers house before silently and stealthly thaking Norris hostage. He will soon be transported to the global window cleaner unit, location to location. I will be posting him this weekend after i have took a picture of me with him. let me know if you want to be the next person to recive him.
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Tosh on March 08, 2007, 06:57:14 pm
I take it Norris is a gnome?
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: jeff1 on March 08, 2007, 06:57:42 pm
  ;D ;D Biscute you can forward him to me if you like??
Sunny Sommerset, built for gnomes  ;D

So long as he doesn't eat me out of house and gnome  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Llaaww on March 08, 2007, 06:59:57 pm
poor old gnome, send him down here to cornwall, its not his fault they don't pay. My garden is a tip he can tidy it up :D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Tosh on March 08, 2007, 07:00:40 pm
Biscute,

Shouldn't someone write a ransom letter to the owners of your abducted gnome?

Give me the address and I'll send a funny non-threatening letter to the owner on the next day I get rained off.
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Jon T.C. on March 08, 2007, 07:02:55 pm
Biscute,

Shouldn't someone write a ransom letter to the owners of your abducted gnome?

Give me the address and I'll send a funny non-threatening letter to the owner on the next day I get rained off.

Yes, nice one Tosh. He can come and visit Hereford aswell
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 08, 2007, 07:04:36 pm
Yer i put it on a post last moth a few of us are going to take a picture by a land mark then send him on, im gona take one of him by the liverbuildings, lets see were he ends up, then il send her a letter with pics  ;D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: S.A.J on March 08, 2007, 07:06:05 pm
poor old gnome, send him down here to cornwall, its not his fault they don't pay. My garden is a tip he can tidy it up :D

If Norris is coming down to Cornwall let him pop into Plymouth for a few days.

I’m sure our puppy will enjoy his company ;D

Stuart
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: JM123 on March 08, 2007, 07:15:07 pm
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D

would norris fancy a wee holiday to Ireland - he can visit the leprechauns!!
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 08, 2007, 07:19:06 pm
lol yer take him on an international scale, love it.
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: jeff1 on March 08, 2007, 07:19:50 pm
;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D

would norris fancy a wee holiday to Ireland - he can visit the leprechauns!!
;D ;D ;D Nice one  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Llaaww on March 08, 2007, 07:40:19 pm
Yer i put it on a post last moth a few of us are going to take a picture by a land mark then send him on, im gona take one of him by the liverbuildings, lets see were he ends up, then il send her a letter with pics  ;D
I am happy to do lands end. just don't hurt the gnome, my girl is taking a personal interest in his welfare
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Jake on March 08, 2007, 07:41:10 pm
If they don't pay, does Norris go home in one piece?? ;)
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 08, 2007, 07:51:24 pm
that is the question, im thinking of some 5th November fun. ( places little finger on lip in a Dr evil style)
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: jeff1 on March 08, 2007, 07:57:21 pm
Send him all over the place including Ireland, and each member that has him can take a photo of him by a land mark if possible.

we can dress him and add signs around his neck begging his mummy to pay the wc so he can come home in one peice, make them as comical as possible.
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Llaaww on March 08, 2007, 08:00:46 pm
Send him all over the place including Ireland, and each member that has him can take a photo of him by a land mark if possible.

we can dress him and add signs around his neck begging his mummy to pay the wc so he can come home in one peice, make them as comical as possible.
just don,t hurt the gnome. my balls are now on the line, wish i hadn't followed this thread
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: jeff1 on March 08, 2007, 08:08:18 pm
I agree no damage to norris the gnome, if they don't pay in the end, we can send him to  lawrencemvc  girl to look after for ever ;D ;D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Andy@w.c.s on March 08, 2007, 08:16:26 pm
GUYS GUYS
in oder to pulll this off we have to be very careful

1 we can not ask for payment for his safe return
2 we can only post photos of norris to the owners and not of ourselfs
3 if there is any implication leading back to Biscute he could be in serious s>>t


And please can he come and visit me first  ;)
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Sarah Sarill on March 08, 2007, 08:21:57 pm
And please can he come and visit me first  ;)

Remember  your manners guys - its ladies first so the Gnome  comes to me  ;D

Sarah
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Andy@w.c.s on March 08, 2007, 08:27:37 pm
Is Norris attending the show next week
perhaps he could have a go at being the fastest Gnome w/c
 bound to win  ;)
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: crystal.clear on March 08, 2007, 08:31:10 pm
we did this once. we took one when we was just about to go on holiday to spain. we sent photo's of it laying on the beach and at the bar and sent them to the owner saying " i felt i was not loved so i have left you and moved to spain"
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 08, 2007, 09:00:35 pm
lol like that.
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: jouk45 on March 08, 2007, 09:07:09 pm
have you checked to see if the nebours are fighting yet, ;D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: cherubs cleaning on March 08, 2007, 09:52:03 pm
send him to watford.
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Majestic on March 08, 2007, 10:04:04 pm
Jeff 1
If you have him at Easter I am going to Millfeild School in Street  and he could come back to sunny Fleetwood with me
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Andy@w.c.s on March 08, 2007, 10:13:58 pm
John
perhaps he could educate his owners on his return :)
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: jeff1 on March 08, 2007, 10:31:13 pm
Jeff 1
If you have him at Easter I am going to Millfeild School in Street  and he could come back to sunny Fleetwood with me
Ok Guy's who ever has him at the time can you send it to me just before easter, so I can take him to John, and between us we can buy Norris an easter egg ;D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Pat Purcell on March 08, 2007, 10:35:50 pm
He's welcome to come to the US, as long as theres no immigration issues or I could send a few photos to squeaky and he can photoshop him in
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: JM123 on March 09, 2007, 12:06:23 am
seriously guys I'm all on for taking Norris on holiday - if you send him here I promise to take him for a day out to the Giants Causeway (World Heritage Site - he's a well travelled little knome ain't he), I'd also take him to see some of the murals in Belfast etc and Stormont and if he's really well behaved I'll even take him to Haarland and Woolfe shipyard to see the giant cranes where the Titanic was built etc etc.

Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: DaveWilkinson on March 09, 2007, 12:51:48 am
I can take him to see the angel of the north, or the tyne bridge. Maybe Norris should build himself a web site so he can show the people where he has been....

www.gnomenapped.co.uk or similar

some suggestions please.

DAve
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: DaveWilkinson on March 09, 2007, 12:56:21 am
www.gnomebodylovesme.co.uk

I really think the web site should have a blog, norris should give the inside story of what its like to be gnomenapped.

Dave
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 09, 2007, 08:17:55 am
lol so many nice places to go, i might just dress my self up as a gonme and let you all take me traveling  ;D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: jeff1 on March 09, 2007, 08:49:38 am
Biscute, put up a photo of him ;D for us all to see  8)

I can take him to stonehenge, he may become a drewid 8)
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 09, 2007, 01:45:45 pm
Im gonago Take the picture this week end then send him on is mini adventure, i woke up this morning and im sure his eyes follow me as i walk past :o
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: davey c on March 09, 2007, 01:54:22 pm
Send him here to sunny Whitby, we can turn him into a goth ;D ;D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Dean Aspects on March 09, 2007, 02:12:03 pm
dont forget to send him to scotland
we can put a kilt on him and take him to a ceilidh(pronounced kay lee) ;D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: ac_cleaning on March 09, 2007, 02:56:22 pm
JM123 what about taking him to the top of cavehill overlooking belfast (cavey)
al
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: JM123 on March 09, 2007, 10:04:05 pm
nothing is too much hassle for norris the gnome - it would make a good photo though!
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Llaaww on March 09, 2007, 10:09:08 pm
can we see a picture of this gnome?  :D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Neil Williams on March 09, 2007, 11:05:41 pm
Basingstoke train station...the place you don't want to be photographed at  ;D
Send him here and I'll take him out for a days window cleaning and submit the photos on http://www.willclean.eu
I'll even take him to the delights of a local abbatoir we deal with  ???
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Majestic on March 10, 2007, 07:29:04 am
Has he started his journey yet
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 10, 2007, 08:58:21 am
Not yet monday i will be sending him along with his first picture :D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: WavieDavie on March 10, 2007, 12:58:32 pm
Here's the original thread http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=33126.0

Biscute,
How do you know who to send it to next? Are you enclosing a list of our names and addresses for the next bloke to get Norris?

Mine's on it's way
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 10, 2007, 01:10:27 pm
Yer il will put a thread up saying were he is gone then the next person puts ther address and so on
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Majestic on March 10, 2007, 02:17:14 pm
Where is he starting of at
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 11, 2007, 08:37:06 am
hes starting in liverpool then up to scotland.
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: marc al on March 11, 2007, 08:19:48 pm
  If you can get him to me by April 1st he can come on my motorbike with me on a trackday at Cadwell Park, sure he would enjoy a few knee down moments and a couple of big wheelies over the mountain.
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: mfwindowcleaner on March 11, 2007, 09:42:59 pm
send norris up to me and i will take a pic of him on the battlements of Edinburgh Castle ......... ;D
then i can pop over to the museum of flight and take one of him on Concorde :D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: WavieDavie on March 12, 2007, 12:25:44 am
Murray,

I've got him booked in for Edinburgh Castle already, and maybe the Forth Bridges too - how do you fancy a photo of him with the Bass Rock in the background - maybe on the harbour wall? Keep him in the one place long enough and a seagull's bound to leave a calling card on his shoulder! Concorde's an excellent idea.
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Majestic on March 13, 2007, 05:41:51 pm
Has he set off yet
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Biscute on March 13, 2007, 08:06:19 pm
not yet i was busy 2day but 2morow i promise, got my new van 2day so i had to run round getting tax and equipment ect.
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: JM123 on March 13, 2007, 09:04:34 pm
is Norris still coming over to Northern Ireland?  I was thinking maybe he'd like to visit Bushmills distillery (oldest licensed distillery in the world) cuz I heard he liked a wee swally :D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: mfwindowcleaner on March 13, 2007, 09:10:04 pm
Murray,

I've got him booked in for Edinburgh Castle already, and maybe the Forth Bridges too - how do you fancy a photo of him with the Bass Rock in the background - maybe on the harbour wall? Keep him in the one place long enough and a seagull's bound to leave a calling card on his shoulder! Concorde's an excellent idea.
LOL    leave him for more than 5 mins near the bass rock and he would come out oily white .......
on the boarding stair on concorde would be a good one ....... then post him to one of our overseas w/cleaners    ;D
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: JM123 on March 13, 2007, 09:15:05 pm
We should have just chipped in and got norris one of those round the world tickets
Title: Re: Norris has been took
Post by: Majestic on March 18, 2007, 11:24:23 pm
How far hs he got