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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: paulchambers on August 13, 2004, 11:24:23 pm

Title: Quote of the day
Post by: paulchambers on August 13, 2004, 11:24:23 pm: By George Bernard Shaw

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
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Post by: HolmansUKLTD on August 13, 2004, 11:50:31 pm: By Zsa Zsa Gabor

I am a mavellous housekeeper, everytime i leave a man i keep his house!
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Post by: strakercleaning on August 14, 2004, 12:11:55 am: By Brian's mum

" He's not the Messiah, he's a naughty naughty boy" ;D
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Post by: HolmansUKLTD on August 14, 2004, 12:19:53 am: Chrissy baby ;D

I thought you were dead :P
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Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on August 14, 2004, 01:21:49 am: My mate Angus, he's probably about 75 worked with him when I was 16,
"poop, bugger, arsehole, p, cock, fart"

That when he did something wrong.

Shaun
Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on August 14, 2004, 01:22:50 am: muts=shut
thing=coock
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Post by: cleanability on August 14, 2004, 02:57:19 am: Theres a thin line between a sea angler and a sad person standing on a beach.
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Post by: paulchambers on August 14, 2004, 03:02:48 am: I am a sea angler and always amazed with someone running along a beach in the rain
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Post by: neil 47 on August 14, 2004, 01:59:28 pm: If nobody knows you exist they can't call you to clean their carpets.

( Martin j riley 2004 )

Thought was a great one Martin

Neil
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Post by: Jim_Lynch on August 14, 2004, 05:30:16 pm: The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity

Jim
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Post by: Phil Marlor on August 14, 2004, 06:58:06 pm: Joe Frazier, quote.

I have the bravest Manager in Boxing!
He dosen't care who I fight!
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Post by: paulchambers on August 14, 2004, 06:59:48 pm: Rommells (not sure how to spell his name) last words:

They cant get us from
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Post by: Derek on August 14, 2004, 10:09:03 pm: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take;

but by the moments that take our breath .

Derek
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Post by: Dynafoam on August 14, 2004, 10:35:34 pm: "I didn't get where I am today by being somewhere else"

(My favourite reply when someone says" Oh, your here")

John.
Title: Re: Quote of the day
Post by: strakercleaning on August 15, 2004, 12:22:46 am: [shadow=red,left,300]" The news of my death has been greatly exaggerated"[/shadow]
ME :'(
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Post by: HolmansUKLTD on August 15, 2004, 12:36:18 am: How are you getting on with all them customers ive been putting your way ???

i Think you may be buying the beers at Carpex my deceased friend :D ;)
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Post by: HolmansUKLTD on August 15, 2004, 12:37:41 am: cos if you dont you will be 8)

Ya get me rude boy :-X
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Post by: strakercleaning on August 15, 2004, 01:05:31 pm: One estimate gets you HALF A SHANDY ::)
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Post by: paulchambers on August 15, 2004, 01:19:09 pm: (had a drink last night) now i my mouth tastes like a outer mongolian water rat catchers shoulder bag
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Post by: The Great One on August 15, 2004, 01:33:19 pm: Hi

On my gravestone

' Jesus Christ!, Is that the time?'

Regards

Martin 8)
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Post by: Mark Betts on August 15, 2004, 04:43:18 pm: As the good shepherd said.........

"Lets get the flock outta here!!!!"
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Post by: paulchambers on August 15, 2004, 06:01:55 pm: Henry Ford : If you think you can or you think you cant your right
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Post by: Mark Betts on August 15, 2004, 06:31:08 pm: "You can have any colour you want, As long as its Black"
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Post by: HolmansUKLTD on August 15, 2004, 11:48:30 pm: My Arse

Jim Royal

;)