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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: mark_roberts on August 11, 2004, 09:08:26 pm

Title: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: mark_roberts on August 11, 2004, 09:08:26 pm

Theres a carpet cleaner called Paul on the weakest link on BBC2.

Didnt know carpet cleaners had brains!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: lee_gundry on August 11, 2004, 09:24:08 pm

not any more he has been voted of for staring at a female,s contestant,s bra.

yes its true

Lee G

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: woodman on August 11, 2004, 10:43:10 pm

;D ;D So he's definitely a carpet cleaner then ;D ;D

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: HolmansUKLTD on August 11, 2004, 10:48:05 pm

Maybe her bra was dirty :-[

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: lee_gundry on August 11, 2004, 11:38:44 pm

i think it was she had big .its.


Lee G

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: paulchambers on August 12, 2004, 12:41:50 pm

a little agitation may be required

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: Dynafoam on August 12, 2004, 04:48:24 pm

This reminds me of a tale of yore.

Many of you will not know of Mary Whitehouse, the clean up TV campaigner, who was a self appointed protector of public decency, very active in the sixties.

The following is purported to be an extract from a letter from the Director General of the BBC, responding to one of her complaints:

Dear Mrs Whitehouse,

I have reviewed the recording of the Home Service broadcast you referred to in your most recent letter. Indeed your hearing did not deceive you in that the presenter of the programme did use the phrase "Tits like coconuts".

However, had you not "......immediatly switched off in disgust" you would have heard him continue to say "Sparrows, however, prefer breadcrumbs"

John.

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: Peter_Blackburn on August 12, 2004, 05:24:18 pm

Very good John ;D ;D

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: HolmansUKLTD on August 13, 2004, 01:10:55 am

Another cracker from JB ;D

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: Robert_O on August 13, 2004, 02:58:28 am

It's the way you tell em John!!! ;D ;)

Chuckle, snortle!!!

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: Ian Gourlay on August 13, 2004, 03:48:38 am

I got involved in The Mary Whitehouse thing.


I was working away and came home for the weekend, my dad had voluntered me to project slides of a Mary Whitehouse Malcom Mugguridge Leagueof Light Rally held in Trafalgar square.

One of the organizers was giving a talk to the local church.

They were not amuzed when I put the slides in upside down and when I told them that I sold top shelf magazines, they were absoutley discusted.

The vigar (my old headmaster) got his revenge many years latter by mucking up my sons chrisining.  The joys of a small village

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: HolmansUKLTD on August 13, 2004, 11:19:39 pm

I thought Mary Whitehouse was the lady who was the dog trainer and shouted out "walkies" :o

Title: Re: Cleaner on the weakest link
Post by: HolmansUKLTD on August 13, 2004, 11:20:52 pm

Just remembered it was Barbra Woodhouse :-[

they were both around in the 80s so an easy mistake :P