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Title: A Valentine Treat for The Missus
Post by: Atlantic Cleaning on February 14, 2007, 12:23:18 pm
Hi all

Just been out and bought the Misssus something special for valentines day I bought her a new bag and a belt. Her hoover is working a treat now!!!

Its the little things that count

Duncan
Title: Re: A Valentine Treat for The Missus
Post by: Jon Tweddle on February 14, 2007, 04:23:50 pm
And people say romance is dead!!
She's lucky to have you Duncan ;D

Jon Tweddle
Title: Re: A Valentine Treat for The Missus
Post by: stevegunn on February 14, 2007, 04:30:23 pm
Never forget
Title: Re: A Valentine Treat for The Missus
Post by: Phil Marlor on February 14, 2007, 06:25:25 pm

Bob was in trouble. He forgot to get his wife a Valentines Day present. His wife was really
angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds. AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Bob got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up,
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift - wrapped
in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out
to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since.

Phil
Title: Re: A Valentine Treat for The Missus
Post by: Kinver_Clean on February 14, 2007, 06:45:44 pm
The belt was to hold the bag round her waist.
The bag was to hold the duster and polish spray ;D
Title: Re: A Valentine Treat for The Missus
Post by: Robert Watson on February 14, 2007, 07:13:07 pm
My relationship is built on trust and respect.
I don't trust her and she doesnt respect me.
Title: Re: A Valentine Treat for The Missus
Post by: Phil Marlor on February 15, 2007, 12:09:29 am

Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentines Day.
She was awful... she only potted three balls all night..
 ;D ;D
Im here all week!

Phil
Title: Re: A Valentine Treat for The Missus
Post by: Terry_Burrows on February 15, 2007, 08:10:48 am
 ;D ;D time to get new one ;D