Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Perry Ashlington on January 03, 2007, 04:02:18 pm
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I was nearly caught out today, if I hadn't got home I would have had to do a number two in a customers garden. I have peeeed befire in the bushes, but this was different.
Now a take a 4l milk bottle container, but that cope with a pudge of fudge. Anyone else done a biggie in a customers garden?
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Nooooooo!!!!!!! You can't go around pooing in peoples gardens like you're the next door neighbours cat ;D
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laughing my head off ;D a pudge of fudge !!! ;D
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I was nearly caught out today, if I hadn't got home I would have had to do a number two in a customers garden. I have peeeed befire in the bushes, but this was different.
Now a take a 4l milk bottle container, but that cope with a pudge of fudge. Anyone else done a biggie in a customers garden?
I have done a crafty pee before but it was a well sheltered place but I've never done a dump in a garden LOL. It can be tricky when you get caught short and I came close once when I was on antibiotics. I know where every garage with toilet, pub, cafe and supermarket is on my round just in case :) . Maybe I should invest in a portapotty :)
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I wonder what they do in space then.
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Once my brother needed a dump when we were working at one of his customers houses so he went in there back garden under a bush, wiped himself with an old scrim and put that in the customers wheelie bin! :o
Remember this was my BROTHER not me! :)
Andy
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lol, when i was a plaster years ago we turned up on a ext we was plastering with bit of hangover and bit worst for wear anyway thinking the lady of the house had gone out and bursting for a pee i opened the french doors and with head down started to hav pee then i heard a noise looked up and the lady was walking down the garden path with her washing basket in her arms !! opps lol ;D
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Having a wee wee in someones garden is one thing (who hasn't?) but leaving a log behind Mrs Smiths hydrangea is taking liberties...funny though ;D
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This will make you laugh
I always carry a tesco carrier bag or simalar and a roll of bog paper.
Put each leg through the handles of the bag squat down as if on tiolet and proceed to have a tom tit !! You can then wipe yourself with said tiolet paper, wrap it all up and put it in wheely bin ..........No-one will ever know ;D ;D ;D
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This will make you laugh
I always carry a tesco carrier bag or simalar and a roll of bog paper.
Put each leg through the handles of the bag squat down as if on tiolet and proceed to have a tom tit !! You can then wipe yourself with said tiolet paper, wrap it all up and put it in wheely bin ..........No-one will ever know ;D ;D ;D
thats so funny! ;D ;D
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i used to work with a guy who used pee up against the wall whilst talking to the customer through the window.
also,
did some coverwork with some w/c's in london years ago. and was told a tale of a guy who would lay one out on a cloth or scrim, wrap it up and then place it under the drivers seat of the other workers vans.
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I drove a truck with a night cab once, and there was a guy helping me, anyway, he slept in the back with the furniture and when we came back from the pub one night, he did a dump in one of the packing blankets and left it there for the next chap.
Nice.
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one of my ex employees had a dump in my customers garden but the silly bugger didnt c the lady nxt door watching him in turn she told the customer who told me, i had to bollock the lad & to top it all there was a field 25yds away,& i lost the customer,good money aswell,when i told the lad he just laughed, who'd empolyee staff lol,
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Once my brother needed a dump when we were working at one of his customers houses so he went in there back garden under a bush, wiped himself with an old scrim and put that in the customers wheelie bin! :o
Remember this was my BROTHER not me! :)
Andy
Yeah yeah. Of course it was your brother. We know !!
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I regularly shut myself in the back of my van and sit on my bucket, then I just lob it in a d**e, use a scrim for a wipe but take it home and wash it - on its own mind you, not with the tea towels!!
When I was a brickies labourer a plasterer used to take the pee constantly when he was working on site, so I used to crap in his bucket of water just after dinner, by the time it came to cleaning his tools at night it was lurking queitly at the bottom of his bucket waiing to surprise him!! Did that 4 days in a row, won't tell you what I did in his flasks cup!!
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I'm about to have my tea so I'm not reading further.... ;D
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This will make you laugh
I always carry a tesco carrier bag or simalar and a roll of bog paper.
Put each leg through the handles of the bag squat down as if on tiolet and proceed to have a tom tit !! You can then wipe yourself with said tiolet paper, wrap it all up and put it in wheely bin ..........No-one will ever know ;D ;D ;D
How do you get through the handles ? do you have cocktail sticks instead of legs. ;D
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I know a window cleaner who worked for Ian, and one day when he was dropped off miles from anywhere he needed a dump.
This old lady with a huge house was out, so he climbed in through her window and used the toilet.
He then used her phone to ring Ian to come and get him. ;D
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YOU BUNCH O FILTHY. COWBOYS!!
This is supposed to be a usefull site for proper window cleaners to get usefull advice!!!!
On the other hand..........................
Toilery is a problem...........................
Maybe we should think of adding a portaloo to our Van/Trailer systems!!
NOT A DIY Kit in the back of the van!!!
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Re: was benny hill funny?
« Reply #21 on: December 31, 2006, 07:10:13 AM »
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He just reinforced sexual stereotypes and gave men wild thoughts that they took to bed, made tents with and then went back to work in the factories the next day. He had little long lasting value, adn he's missed as much as Kenny Everett.
Now what was the question, have we ever done a biggie in a customers garden?
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YOU BUNCH O FILTHY. COWBOYS!!
This is supposed to be a usefull site for proper window cleaners to get usefull advice!!!!
On the other hand..........................
Toilery is a problem...........................
Maybe we should think of adding a portaloo to our Van/Trailer systems!!
NOT A DIY Kit in the back of the van!!!
Toilery? Work is a problem?
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when youve got to go youve got to go, its better out than in :P i have a pee round the back of peoples houses most days, but there was one day when i needed a number 2 the turtles head was popping out :'( all i had was a bit of toilet roll and a morrisons carrier bag. So i went down the side of a customers house i was shi**ing myself in more ways than one i missed most of the carrier bag :-[ it was a right mess, now ive embarrassed myself :-[ my wife just calls me a dirty ba***rd ;D
Brett
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When working on a building site a few years ago, the plumber on site was a right kn** jockey. One of the lads I was working with took a dump in one of the brand new toilets that were waiting to be plumbed in. The plumber was not best pleased when he came to lift it into position and opened the lid to find a curled tusk waiting for him. ;D
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i feel sick
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whats wrong with you all
i go from 7 ish in the morning till 5 ish in the evening and dont need a pee
have a dump before you leave for work, job done
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I did a post about this some months back, and being the gentleman I am, I went behind the customers shed, when I was busting, instead of doing it over the customers shed I faced the farmers field and peed through the hedge, then all of a sudden bang, I peed on an electric fence, made it swell up a bit ;D so I went to the doctor and asked him for something for the pain, but asked him if he could leave the swelling ;D ;D
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You lot are avin me in stitches ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
David
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you should all carry a portaloo you scum balls.we have them in our vans for h/s.
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cherubs :h/s reasons have you smelt my no 2s , there wouldnt be an h/s issue but a hazardous waste warning.
1 bucket
1 bag
1 bacck of van
1 dump
1 tie up
1 swing in a d**e
only done this twice though
gaza
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GAZA. only for your convenience in the van . vented tank vented van .the guys are happay because who likes s-----g in a bucket. he he