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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Susan Dean (1stclean) on December 05, 2006, 06:52:27 pm

Title: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Susan Dean (1stclean) on December 05, 2006, 06:52:27 pm: lets have them (some fun for all us that are flat out this time of year)

1. you know if the cust. is a richard head 30 seconds into the job .

2. you can clean suites useing any hand because there as good as each other
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Mike Halliday on December 05, 2006, 08:02:07 pm: 3) the customers ask how long it will take and you can say....

"I'll be finished in 43mins" and you will finish in exactly 43mins

Mike
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Matt Read on December 05, 2006, 08:08:23 pm: 4) customers keep commenting how neat/tidy and organised you are.

5) you don't get excited when they say they have a friend/relative who will probably use you.
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Matt Lindus on December 05, 2006, 08:13:01 pm: "Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when"......

You've been using that micro s**ter stuff ;D

Matt
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Neil Williams on December 05, 2006, 09:05:31 pm: (6) the customer says "I've vacuumed for you"
but you still do it all again properly

(7) you spend as long pre-vacuuming as it takes to do the actual clean

(9) customer says "You must have seen some really bad carpets in your time"
but you can't bring yourself to say "Yes this is in the top ten"
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Geoff Jewkes on December 05, 2006, 09:29:11 pm: you know when you have been cleaning too long when the irish guy on the phone says he has a quality wool carpet and you correct;y guess that is a belgian wilton ::)
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on December 05, 2006, 09:50:35 pm: 10/ I remember when you first started
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Steve Chapman on December 05, 2006, 09:57:36 pm: when you really don't want the cup of dishwater they call tea :o
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: rich hand on December 05, 2006, 10:14:11 pm: You realise that although youve heard the spiel about pre vacing you keep wondering whether you should.....even though youve tried then left it tried it then left it tried it then left it.......
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Neil Williams on December 05, 2006, 10:21:46 pm: You try really hard to persuade a potential customer that they would be better off putting said carpet in the garden and having a fire.

You can hear it in your own voice as they blurt out, how fed up you are with telling customers how draft marks occur
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: carpetguy on December 05, 2006, 10:59:23 pm: What was the question ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Macarthur on December 05, 2006, 11:03:40 pm: When they tell you on the phone- its just a small area of carpet really.
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Alan Brooker. Aqualink Carpet Care on December 05, 2006, 11:53:10 pm: When you don't wet yourself at the excitement that someone just released a new machine that's got 6 vacuum motors, a 1200psi mini V8 sounding pump and a quadruple heat exchanger system ...... 'cause you know you can do the same job with the kit you've had for years ;)

...The money I've wasted over the years in this game... :'(
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: cleaning co on December 06, 2006, 03:33:23 am: when u dont beleive a post on here ;D like ( iam booked up to the year 2020 and that includes sundays !!) ;D
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Ian Gourlay on December 06, 2006, 05:58:27 am: When you dont believe claims about being Essexs Number One cleaner.
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: cleaning co on December 06, 2006, 06:24:08 am: ;) and that carpet cleaners are not medics ian lol ;)
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: dave401uk on December 06, 2006, 09:02:15 am: When you let your guard down, and spend a fortune on advertising someone else product, with zero return ???
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: jasonl on December 06, 2006, 09:20:07 am: When you clean a newlyweds house and you remember clening thier teenage bedroom.
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: vangaurd on December 06, 2006, 10:56:54 am: when you ask, the customer if , she has ever thought of having, her 3 piece cleaned. and she says she has only had it 4 weeks!
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: murky on December 06, 2006, 03:24:30 pm: You know when you have been doing this for ages.
You leave the franchise and realise that just like everyone said before, 'Why dont you go by yourself'.
You do and realise evreyone was right. You SHOULD have gone by yourself earlier.
And had more of that money to yourself and not them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: jasonl on December 06, 2006, 03:47:55 pm: Too ight murky!!!!!!!!!!! CD for me which one were you .
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Steve Chapman on December 06, 2006, 04:53:41 pm: when u nearly spontaneously combust when the custy tells u to remember to do the corners >:(

nearly flipped me charlie today >:(

good job she said she was only joking >:(

steve
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Robert Watson on December 06, 2006, 05:49:13 pm: When you start getting humpty with a thick customer on the phone. :(
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: *paul_moss on December 06, 2006, 06:23:04 pm: I keep seeing thee comments about Nick VW Golf and I dont now what you mean ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: mark_roberts on December 06, 2006, 07:15:54 pm: You can tell what the carpets will be like from the state of their garden.

Mark
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Cloverleaf on December 06, 2006, 09:41:39 pm: When you'v packed up and returning to the kitchen to write out the hum dinger of a £300 bill (thinking, that was an easy 4 hours ;D).....you realise you missed the main bedroom on the 2nd floor :o
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: the red carpet on December 06, 2006, 09:47:43 pm: When the customer rings for a quote, and you allready know if you have got the job or not just from there accent.

Iv even got into a habbit of letting them leave a message and only ringing back if i like the sound of there voice.
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Chris R on December 06, 2006, 11:25:05 pm: You Know That You have been Cleaning To long When.................................................

You grow webbed fingers

Your Knees melt

You cant stand up straight

You HATE december the 1st,,( Busy),,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and LOVE january the 1st ( quite)

You dont give a shiiiite about the money

YOU JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

;)
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: brucie on December 07, 2006, 08:49:38 am: ..............You are fully booked for 2 weeks and haven't advertised for 5 years!
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Alan Brooker. Aqualink Carpet Care on December 07, 2006, 12:46:33 pm: Quote from: dave401uk on December 06, 2006, 09:02:15 am
When you let your guard down, and spend a fortune on advertising someone else product, with zero return ???

???
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: cleaning co on December 07, 2006, 04:10:20 pm: dave u talking about allerg stop stuff ?
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Matt Lindus on December 07, 2006, 05:03:41 pm: hes on about when he got ripped off with allergstop.
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Peter Blackburn on December 07, 2006, 05:20:18 pm: When the phone rings and you mutter "Oh for ***** sake" ;D

Pete
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Kev Loomes on December 07, 2006, 11:04:25 pm: When you dont know where to spit the biscuit out that they've given you with yer tea, cos they are disgustingly stale. Lol why do I always fall for that one :P
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Geoff Jewkes on December 08, 2006, 06:38:44 pm: put the biscuit in the tea....let it soften...then suck it up the waste lol!!! ;D ;D
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: HolmansUKLTD on December 08, 2006, 06:47:01 pm: You ask "how old is the carpet" and you know the reply will be "about 3 years" ::)
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: craigp on December 08, 2006, 06:50:09 pm: or you can pull your vac hose off wand and pure the tea straight into it, try it its fun! ;D
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Geoff Jewkes on December 08, 2006, 06:59:14 pm: I'll give that a go ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: dave401uk on December 08, 2006, 08:21:17 pm: this happened yesterday ::)
wemt to clean a 3 pc very dirty, was greeted by the man of the house who has stopped working to look after 2 loverly kids, his wife earns a lot more than he did.
Any way cleaned the suite,just having a cuppa and a chat with the chap, when he asks, "can you cook" then it went all wrong!
i replied yes...........so ended up cooking the meal for him and wifey 2 kids!
The wife arrived just as i was going down the drive with my kit, he told her that i had cooked tea,

Today she calls me the suite looks fantastic, oh and dinner was loverly thank you!

i have been cleaning carpets far to long!!!

Dave
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Steve Chapman on December 08, 2006, 08:24:51 pm: what is that all about :o
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Geoff Jewkes on December 08, 2006, 08:38:11 pm: Are you mad ??? ??? ;D Or where you after a tip as she earns a lot!!!
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Cloverleaf on December 08, 2006, 08:49:56 pm: Dave.....you have been cleaning too long mate :o

Sounds like your suffering from a solvent 210 overdose ...ireversable I'm afraid.

I would send out menues instead of cleaning reminders in the the future! ;D

John
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: Kev Loomes on December 08, 2006, 09:53:40 pm: COOKING THE TEA!!! WHAT! Are you serious?:o

Was it fishfingers and beans! LOL

Seriously though what if it all went pear shape? would you have got paid? If there was an accident would you or them have been covered? JEEZ hope you get VERY good referrals ;D
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: compuclean on December 12, 2006, 04:03:31 pm: You know when you've been cleaning computers too long when everyone has spotless machines... but you haven't cleaned your own in over a year!!!
Title: Re: you know when you have been cleaning to long when
Post by: will01 on December 13, 2006, 03:01:59 pm: When you're in the middle of a job and the customer asks if you would give her rug (ahem) a quick going over in that "Sure it won't take you that long so you'll do it for nothing" voice.