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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Frequently Asked Questions & Useful Resources => Topic started by: kerry butters on December 03, 2006, 11:12:03 pm
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has anyone ever seen anything interesting in peoples bedrooms? ive seen a couple of naked women getting changed a few times, and caught a man and woman in the bedroom doing the buisness.
has anyone else seen anything?
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a very attractive customer of mine was lying down taking anna and her four sisters for a walk in the forest if you know what i mean, and it was my omly ladder job that day, how lucky can you get.
ps and when i say attractive i mean STUNNING
simbo
happy bird watching
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i saw a fat ugly naked women once and nearly fell off the ladder, it put me off ladder work so i went wfp
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I once went up the ladder and found a banana on the bed next to some very nice undies but fortunately no lady.The lady of that house is not very nice on the eye.
Wayne
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This post is on the border of being perv
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This post is on the border of being perv
wish i could be but don't use ladders ;D ;D
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I was out one Saturday doing catchups and spotted an old guy in bed, so I knocked on the window in case he got a fright just catching my movement. No response, so I looked closer to see if he was sleeping. Oh no! his eyes are wide open and he's not moving. Knocked again, still nothing.
Went down the ladder and knocked on the neighbour's door - who said I was being cheeky asking for the money before I'd even started - and asked if the old guy had been keeping well. She'd seen him the day before looking OK, so I told her what I'd seen. She had the spare key, so we decided to go in, expecting the worst. Went up, said his name - nothing again, gave him a gentle shake and all hell breaks loose - WTF! who are you breaking in to my house? just about took his stick across my back before he realised he knew the folk in the room and calmed down.
This bloke's only one of those one-in-so-many-millions who sleep with their eyes open, isn't he. AND he takes his hearing aids out when he's in bed.
Next time we were there, he spotted us before we got to his house and waited to the side of the window until he heard the ladder going up and one of the lads started. Then the old git jumps to the centre of the window with his arms up, going Wooooo and giving the starey eyes. Poor lad nearly fell off.
The old sod thought it was going to be me and laughed his socks off!
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Doing a pensioners house a while ago and spotted a big tub of ky jelly on the bedside cabinet :o :-X :'(
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a very attractive customer of mine was lying down taking anna and her four sisters for a walk in the forest if you know what i mean, and it was my omly ladder job that day, how lucky can you get.
ps and when i say attractive i mean STUNNING
simbo
happy bird watching
You leave us in wondering what happened next ?. Did she see you and cover up or did you do have a good look or run back down your ladder. Let us know the rest of the story. ;D ;D
John
As Saddam would say don't leave us hanging.
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tricky, this one as i am married. she is seriously attractive and is getting more and more friendly i would not give it a second thought if not married i would be like a rat up a drainpipe def but now its a little concerning really
due to go next week
will try to get some bromide ;)
simbo
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You could just look ;D nothing wrong with looking at the menu.
Bring a coat incase you're on the ladder for a long time. I wonder if she's like this with all the service people :D
Sounds like you should keep your distance.
Have fun.
John
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Knocked on door for £££ and She answered and a nice looking scarlet bar hanging on the bannister. I looked around for the knickers but guessed she was still wearing them. Fit bird too, proper MILF.
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simbo I hate to give you advice but it is really this simple. Is it worth risking your wife over? Not that current stats say that your relationship with your wife means a fat lot, but at the very least mate, choose someone who is worth risking it over.
I also know a window cleaner from when I was alot younger that has gone the distance, and he had to cancel a street after it had happend because of the risk involved if it carried on, scary thing is, he does not know I know. My girlfriend told me, because she told her (and others) so that says it all.
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I saw a pair of handcuffs on the bed, it's a couple of very unattractive lezza's live there, the mind boggles...
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interesting? well we are all interested in different things, if i ever did see anything remotely interesting i would never say because that would be an invasion of someones privacy and that someone is your customer who at the end of the day trusts you and pays your wages, just my theory on that subject although you do get some people who think all you do all day is look at naked birds running around the bedroom,. as if
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I saw my wife in a customers bedroom before
She was cleaning the insides ;D
Paul
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a big fat naked man lets say he was doing a bit of diy
when i finished cleaning the windows i put a slip through the door i wasnt taking any money out of his hand :-[
by the way he cancelled
but thats not the end of the story...
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a big fat naked man lets say he was doing a bit of diy
when i finished cleaning the windows i put a slip through the door i wasnt taking any money out of his hand :-[
by the way he cancelled
but thats not the end of the story...
and..................... ? :)
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i got a letter about 6 months later a very well written letter
at the insistence of my wife i request window cleaning services to resume
if their is a car in the drive please ring the bell to announce your presence you do not need to await a responce just clean the windows and then post one of your tickets through the door and a cheque will be forwarded forthwith
yours mr xxxxxx
that was around 5/6 years ago and the letter is welded into my memory
oh i did larf ;D ;D
i still clean the windows now... with a smirk ;)
p.s have never seen him though since that fateful day ???
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i got a letter about 6 months later a very well written letter
at the insistence of my wife i request window cleaning services to resume
if their is a car in the drive please ring the bell to announce your presence you do not need to await a responce just clean the windows and then post one of your tickets through the door and a cheque will be forwarded forthwith
yours mr xxxxxx
that was around 5/6 years ago and the letter is welded into my memory
oh i did larf ;D ;D
i still clean the windows now... with a smirk ;)
p.s have never seen him though since that fateful day ???
Wow. The ultimate in humiliation. What's the betting that, one day, the bell won't work? LOL.
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Wow. The ultimate in humiliation. What's the betting that, one day, the bell won't work? LOL.
oh crickey i never thought of that :-\