Clean It Up

UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Barry Livingstone on November 27, 2006, 12:54:36 am

Title: funny marketing
Post by: Barry Livingstone on November 27, 2006, 12:54:36 am

Found this ad for cc on the net.....


Clean Carpets Like New

-   Deep pile carpet looking shallow?
-   Shag pile looking decidedly shagged?
-   Grubby starting to look dirty?

Time to finish the spring clean with a carpet clean


do you think they get a lot with this..... :o :o :o :o

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: derikraven on November 27, 2006, 06:09:40 am

nah!!

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: AquaMagic on November 27, 2006, 04:55:43 pm

I agree, although some people like humour when it comes to providing a service in someones home most people want professional, besides i know my grandma wouldnt like the word shagged! , so how many other old dears would approve?

Dene

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: gwrightson on November 27, 2006, 06:08:24 pm

    Taken from the oxford english dictionary,
    so I suppose take it any way you like
 


 

shagged

  • adjective Brit. vulgar slang 1 exhausted. 2 damaged or ruined.

  Geoff

 

 

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: AquaMagic on November 28, 2006, 05:57:47 pm

Geoff you can also find the words , numpty, thingy, Vulva & Paedorast in the English dictionary but i wouldnt put em on my flyers.   ;)

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: Mike Halliday on November 28, 2006, 06:06:41 pm

I don't know I might try them on my next leaflet;


all you Mucky numptys!! get your carpets cleaned before I kick you in the vulva!! :o :o


Mike

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on November 28, 2006, 11:13:58 pm

Honest and straight to the point.

Should be a winner.

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: David_Annable on November 28, 2006, 11:26:01 pm

Hi

For all you southern jessies.

What works with straight forward Yorksiremen will not work with your custys.

Dave

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: Neil Grainger on November 29, 2006, 08:14:24 am

David do you offer them a free wippet and Pigeon as part of your sales pitch.  ;D ;D

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: gwrightson on November 29, 2006, 06:29:34 pm

wippet and pigeon :)
well certainly better than watered down beer and woosies in so called wine bars ;D,
what the hell is that about?,  wine bars,oh yes !............  posers bars

Geoff

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: Neil Grainger on November 29, 2006, 06:36:02 pm

Geoff

I could take you to some Pubs down south where you would not mention the word southern softies.

Wine Bars, you've been watching to much tele again.

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: gwrightson on November 29, 2006, 06:40:44 pm

ok then, southern pansies ;)

Geoff

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on November 29, 2006, 08:39:02 pm

Mention 'anything' in the pubs up north and they'll have ya!

Don't even breathe

Shaun

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: AquaMagic on November 29, 2006, 10:49:18 pm

Im my local the other night the first question in the quiz was, "nah then what you f**king looking at pal"

I love it up north.

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on November 29, 2006, 10:51:15 pm

"I dunt na but it's fukn lukn back"

It's grim up north

Shaun

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: AquaMagic on November 29, 2006, 11:05:59 pm

In the same boozer they search you on the door for weapons......then sell you some if you arent packing!!!    ;D

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: Shaun_Ashmore on November 29, 2006, 11:07:43 pm

my wife has daggers in her eyes!

Shaun

Title: Re: funny marketing
Post by: AquaMagic on November 29, 2006, 11:10:57 pm

It must be Northern Women mate, mines the same, especially if i leave after 06:00 and come in before 20:00 from work.  "Some thing about her and Winstons time?"