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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Mr.G on November 08, 2006, 11:45:09 pm

Title: Confessions of a window cleaner
Post by: Mr.G on November 08, 2006, 11:45:09 pm: That film's the bane of my life. My mates are convinced I spend my entire life s******g sex mad housewives, and my girlfriend aint 100% convinced either, all cos of a crap old comedy film. Anyone else suffer from Confessions syndrome?
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Post by: jouk45 on November 09, 2006, 01:00:27 am: mr g, but its all true ;D
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Post by: Trevor Knight on November 09, 2006, 07:30:59 am: In my early days I did have a couple of happy customers ;D
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Post by: chris@c.m.s on November 09, 2006, 07:44:23 am: Yep I agree with the others, You must be doing something wrong. ;D
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Post by: D woods on November 09, 2006, 09:01:06 am: This film was on TV a few months ago, and as I had never seen it I thought
I would have a look at it.

After twenty minutes I couldn't watch any more not even remotely funny.
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Post by: LSB on November 09, 2006, 02:58:46 pm: My wife ( nearly ex ) doesnt trust me at ALL ! not sure i can blame it on this job though !!!
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Post by: KJG on November 09, 2006, 04:19:32 pm: I always thought those lazy bums off Coronation Street, Stan Ogden and Eddie Yates, were most peoples stereotypical view of window cleaners :(
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Post by: geefree on November 09, 2006, 05:15:12 pm: My lass thinks i get a buzz out of doing upstairs windows looking in bedrooms... to be honest... i dont know about you guys, but i dont even look as too busy doing the job,,.... mind you i have seen no movement as yet ;D

dont know bout you guys tho! ;)
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Post by: macc on November 09, 2006, 07:16:30 pm: ProPole has his own version coming out soon. ;)
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Post by: ronaldo on November 09, 2006, 07:30:11 pm: Just make sure when your peering through a window that miss Rangers isnt naked looking back at you with her furry top lip pouting, as you may just fall off your ladder!!
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Post by: windows_chepstow on November 09, 2006, 07:47:30 pm: Quote from: lloyd birchley on November 09, 2006, 02:58:46 pm
My wife ( nearly ex ) doesnt trust me at ALL ! not sure i can blame it on this job though !!!

Take her with you! Get her working on the ground floor.

I'm sure, the good-looking bloke I am ;D, I'd have a multitude of anecdotes to tell, but unfortunately all my customers (just about) know Wor Lass.
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Post by: TVCS on November 09, 2006, 07:51:09 pm: As my lass works with me most of the time she knows what a right bunch of hippopototrogs are on our books.
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Post by: dai on November 09, 2006, 08:01:44 pm: Been there and done it. If you want to lose customers, Date them. It works every time. I was single then though. DAI
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Post by: EasyClean on November 10, 2006, 03:45:47 am: I had a woman moan to me about using WFP on her windows and insisted I clean her windows the traditional way up a ladder instead because she is a total exhibitionist who gets sexually turned on just by being watched through upstairs windows!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: S_RICHARDSON on November 10, 2006, 08:30:40 am: Quote from: EasyClean on November 10, 2006, 03:45:47 am
I had a woman moan to me about using WFP on her windows and insisted I clean her windows the traditional way up a ladder instead because she is a total exhibitionist who gets sexually turned on just by being watched through upstairs windows!!!!!!!!!
You Wish Pal!
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Post by: geefree on November 10, 2006, 06:03:11 pm: cant believe you experienced lads aint got much to tell... :o
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Post by: jeff1 on November 10, 2006, 06:07:17 pm: Quote from: GAZZASP8 on November 10, 2006, 06:03:11 pm
cant believe you experienced lads aint got much to tell... :o
Some secrets are best kept secrets ;D ;)
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Post by: macc on November 10, 2006, 06:08:06 pm: Its because their wives are checking their posts, ;)
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Post by: jeff1 on November 10, 2006, 06:18:49 pm: Quote from: macc on November 10, 2006, 06:08:06 pm
Its because their wives are checking their posts, ;)
Or because our wives 'now come with us' :o :-X