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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: AuRavelling79 on October 12, 2006, 10:04:03 pm

Title: What I won't do......
Post by: AuRavelling79 on October 12, 2006, 10:04:03 pm: We all go around saying what we will do for our customers, maybe even putting it on leaflets too. (e.g. wipe cills, clean frames, conscientious, professional, reliable etc.)

How about putting what we won't do..... such as:-

Won't look in their bedroom windows. (Squeaky can't say that mind ;D)
Won't steal things from their back garden.
Won't tell the neighbours about their minging wall paper/3-piece suite/cooker.
Won't drop f a g s in their back garden.
Won't tell Harry the housebreaker when they're on holiday.
Won't tell Damien the druggie when they're on holiday.
Won't tell Kev the Car thief where they hang the keys.
Title: Re: What I won't do......
Post by: Cleaner Windows on October 12, 2006, 10:13:14 pm: yeah, just spoke to kev...said he'll be round yours as soon as ya go on your hols malc ;)
Title: Re: What I won't do......
Post by: AuRavelling79 on October 12, 2006, 10:32:32 pm: Quote from: denisholden on October 12, 2006, 10:13:14 pm
yeah, just spoke to kev...said he'll be round yours as soon as ya go on your hols malc ;)

Well what does Kev prefer?

A '97 Rover 200 diesel or a '91 Honda estate? ;D
Title: Re: What I won't do......
Post by: Cleaner Windows on October 12, 2006, 10:45:08 pm: nice one lol ;)
Title: Re: What I won't do......
Post by: baldeagle on October 13, 2006, 03:05:45 pm: Since I left the ladders at home, [went "on the pole" about 5 weeks ago], I have to say I've found nicking lead off roofs well nigh impossible!

Baldeagle
Title: Re: What I won't do......
Post by: brett walker on October 13, 2006, 03:43:32 pm: If a customer tells me to leave their windows this time without a very good reason i tell them i wont do their windows again

brett
Title: Re: What I won't do......
Post by: ronaldo on October 13, 2006, 03:46:46 pm: Quote from: brett walker on October 13, 2006, 03:43:32 pm
If a customer tells me to leave their windows this time without a very good reason i tell them i wont do their windows again

brett

I,m with you on that one Brett, and i,m the same if they say can we go onto 2 monthly i just say yes but it wont be with me.
Title: Re: What I won't do......
Post by: macc on October 13, 2006, 08:05:41 pm: Quote from: ronaldo on October 13, 2006, 03:46:46 pm

I,m with you on that one Brett, and i,m the same if they say can we go onto 2 monthly i just say yes but it wont be with me.

Thats a good one!

Macc
Title: Re: What I won't do......
Post by: pjulk on October 13, 2006, 11:48:31 pm: When im braking my neck to use the loo i won't use there bush. ;D

I will use next doors instead

Paul
Title: Re: What I won't do......
Post by: Londoner on October 14, 2006, 07:38:49 am: I won't tell them what awful coffee they make. The biggest suprise when I started was how many people make a terrible cup of coffee.