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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: ccwc1988 on September 16, 2006, 07:33:41 pm

Title: rumour
Post by: ccwc1988 on September 16, 2006, 07:33:41 pm
Go on...start one...I'm bored now !! ;D ;D
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: Pat Purcell on September 16, 2006, 07:48:08 pm
Scientist at MIT have made a discovery thet may revolutionise the window cleaning industry, the basic idea is using sound waves set to a very specific decibel level that when pointed at a window will cause it to vibrate and essentially shake the dirt off in much the same way as an opera singer can break a wine glass. The technology which was back engineered fro a listening device which can read the vibrations an audio source inside abuilding makes on glass, Gunther Mendellsohn (bmarc)said that while the idea is still at the early stages it may be available to market by the summer of 09
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: Trevor Knight on September 17, 2006, 01:46:16 am
Forgive me if I don't lose any sleep over that one  ;D
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: ccwc1988 on September 17, 2006, 08:02:50 am
OOOoooohhhhhhhhh  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: Londoner on September 17, 2006, 08:13:38 am
When the new smoking legislation comes into force next year smoking will not be allowed in the workplace.
This includes vans
Van drivers and taxi drivers are getting nicked already in Scotland.
A taxi driver in Fife was fined £200 for allowing his daughter to smoke in the vehicle. Magistrates accepted his argument that he was off duty and the vehicle was being used as prive transport but said it made no difference.
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: Pj on September 17, 2006, 09:53:08 am
Go on...start one...I'm bored now !! ;D ;D

Ladders have been banned! :o
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: www.crawleycarpetc on September 17, 2006, 10:11:36 am
South East water have anounced from March 1st 2007 wfp users will be banned until the 1st of october 2007 along with hose pipes. Sunday Times 17/9/2006 :o
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: groundhog on September 17, 2006, 03:54:52 pm
 ;D
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Post by: MNWC on September 17, 2006, 07:59:33 pm
Squeaks has been seen going into "tucker poles"  main shop   :o
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: macc on September 17, 2006, 10:48:03 pm
South East water have anounced from March 1st 2007 wfp users will be banned until the 1st of october 2007 along with hose pipes. Sunday Times 17/9/2006 :o

Ill just give Squeaks details, sorted.  ;D
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: JM123 on September 17, 2006, 10:58:32 pm
squeegees have been outlawed - its true I promise!
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Post by: rosskesava on September 17, 2006, 11:00:47 pm
Tosh is not half Japanese, he's really half Chinese.  ;D
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: windows_chepstow on September 18, 2006, 08:53:45 am
Tosh is not half Japanese, he's really half Chinese.  ;D

I only admitted this to Ross, when he drunkenly told me he was actually NOT a Scot, he's actually English and was born in Sidcup in Kent!
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: Pj on September 18, 2006, 09:04:55 am
It's only a rumour, but, this has 13 posts, been read 337 times and is still in the serious :o window cleaning section!
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: Ian_Giles on September 18, 2006, 01:14:51 pm
Ccwc1988....what are we going to do with you! :-X :-X

Its a fun thread I suppose, and Trevor has endorsed it by contributing to it!

So we will let it run...

However.....it'll have a short shelf life if people give three or four word replies, punctuated with emoticons....

Maybe it would have been better titled..... "Hard to believe...but true!"

Oh, I also have it on very good authority that Squeaky is on the verge of investing in WFP, he is actually using some of the equipment required....Now only part of that is true (oh yes it is! ;D!)
but if the one part is true then it stands to reason the other will soon become so 8)

Ian (in semi moderator mode)
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: jeff1 on September 18, 2006, 02:56:53 pm
 ??? I've heared that all the moderators on cleanitup are going soft in there old age  ;D ;D
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: busydaffodil on September 18, 2006, 03:44:50 pm
Ccwc1988....what are we going to do with you! :-X :-X

Oh, I also have it on very good authority that Squeaky is on the verge of investing in WFP, he is actually using some of the equipment required....Now only part of that is true (oh yes it is! ;D!)


Blimey...what a man does in his own "castle" should remain a secret.   Leave Squeaks alone......just cos he likes his hose ;)











Sorry Squeaks!   :-*
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: gaza on September 18, 2006, 04:43:44 pm
1 rumour squelched, siigers cannot shatter glassess,Brainniac scientists  proved it onn tv a few weeks ago.


  gaza
it has been proved though glass can be shattered by ladder users ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


  gaza
Title: Re: rumour
Post by: ccwc1988 on September 18, 2006, 07:54:06 pm
Quick more posts, less of these ::)