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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dick on September 15, 2006, 08:36:45 pm

Title: I don't believe it.
Post by: Dick on September 15, 2006, 08:36:45 pm
At the end of a clean whilst chatting to the customer and collecting payment, he said "I'd like to give you this" and handed me a bag containing a book, oh good I thought, something new to read. But when I got back to the van and opened it, I found it was a bible.
I clean the window of the local community church, but don't remember making any comments regarding any religious views, perhaps other than the occasional blaspheme.
Saw the customer again today, but neither of us mentioned the "gift".
What would you have done?
Dick
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: JM123 on September 15, 2006, 08:40:39 pm
honestly I woud have just thanked him for it - I've had much worse given to me!!

Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: AuRavelling79 on September 15, 2006, 09:01:54 pm
At the end of a clean whilst chatting to the customer and collecting payment, he said "I'd like to give you this" and handed me a bag containing a book, oh good I thought, something new to read. But when I got back to the van and opened it, I found it was a bible.
I clean the window of the local community church, but don't remember making any comments regarding any religious views, perhaps other than the occasional blaspheme.
Saw the customer again today, but neither of us mentioned the "gift".
What would you have done?
Dick

Said "thank you"

honestly I woud have just thanked him for it - I've had much worse given to me!!



If it was a King James version, wouldn't you have asked him to look at Psalm 83 v 18, JM123? ;D
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: macc on September 15, 2006, 09:08:34 pm
A bible is better than a insult,  ;)
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: jeff1 on September 15, 2006, 09:39:28 pm
perhaps other than the occasional blaspheme.


Maybe thats why he gave it to you  :-[
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: JM123 on September 16, 2006, 04:51:43 pm
or Exodus 6:3?
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: C Senor on September 16, 2006, 05:34:55 pm
lol, glad it wasn't me - i woudn't know what to do, i'm an aethiest   ;D
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: ccwc1988 on September 16, 2006, 07:42:09 pm
HHhhhmmmm :-[ :-[, I keep getting tomatoes.. a bible though  ::) ::)
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: Archy136 on September 17, 2006, 11:19:50 am
or the other 2 verses. Cant remember where they are now. There is 4 isn't there?

Must go need to practise my PT.
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: TVCS on September 17, 2006, 10:23:31 pm
Got some runner beans and a 6 pack of beer but never the bible.  Put it on ebay or wrap it up for christmas if you dont want it.
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: rosskesava on September 17, 2006, 10:33:45 pm
I've never been given the bible but I once got given a copy of a book called the bagavad git or bagava gita or something very much like it by some people who were  Huri Krishener's or how ever they spell their name.

I got given a paper plate with food on it which I have to admit tasted really good.

The blokes were all dressed Indian style.

Very nice people but odd.

Just found the book, it is called 'The Bhagavada Gita' and they were 'Hare Krishna's'.

I did read a few pages but it made no sense. Also, they never paid me for cleaning their windows. I didn't like to ask as they were obviously religious people. Yes, I know I'm stupid. We do a vicars house and we never charge him either.

Maybe it's because I am older at 47 so to speak.
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: Rise N Shine on September 18, 2006, 05:15:15 pm
Apart from the million soft drinks (including beers :)) i've had this summer, the strangest has been some fresh garlic bulbs and a chilli plant which is still doing well, no chillies yet though!
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: windows_chepstow on September 18, 2006, 05:24:50 pm
I found it was a bible.....

What would you have done?
 
Dick

I'd send it to Tosh, so he could decipher Malc G's and JM123's post.

Remember guys, no-one likes a 'smart bottom'!
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: JM123 on September 18, 2006, 06:18:04 pm
why who's being the 'smart bottom'?
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: Archy136 on September 18, 2006, 07:06:12 pm
Its where you can find Gods name (Jehovah) in the Kings James Bible(An old translation commonly used by Church of England). Its significant because we cant be accused of inserting it our own translation or being smart bottoms :)

Thats it

Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: D.Salkeld_Ltd on September 18, 2006, 10:13:23 pm

NOW, NOW Lads.  Calm Down.

1.  Tosh, I think you ought to appologise for calling names
and
2.  Don't bring religeon into the forum, it only causes friction
and
3.  My advise to the chap who got the gift is:
     Read it!
     You never know till you try it!!


David
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: jeff1 on September 18, 2006, 10:19:46 pm
Had three hot crumpets with home made jam, and a cuppa tea, from one of my customers today, Yumeeee!
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: AuRavelling79 on September 18, 2006, 10:39:01 pm
I've had lots of fruit lately:- Bags of apples, plums etc and a couple of boxes of free range eggs.


Must go need to practise my PT.


PT = Physical training? Could you Outline exactly what this is please. Does it take three-quarters of an hour?
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: JM123 on September 18, 2006, 11:38:54 pm
oh right sorry tosh i'm a bit slow today, mate there's nothing encoded about any of my posts, I'm quite open. 

Does it bother you?
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: Ian_Giles on September 19, 2006, 06:15:34 am
Where are we going with this thread?

Relevance??

As a comment, the original post was fine, but most of the replies are little more than desultory chat.

not locking it yet, if it continues to amble along then will have to reconsider.

Ian

Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: Archy136 on September 19, 2006, 08:34:56 am
Malc

Only a sym at the moment. 21 mins. #152.
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: Pj on September 19, 2006, 08:38:33 am
Old lady gave me a tree in a nice patio pot recently.  Haven't got the heart to tell her I forgot to water it...it's dead!
Nice pot though.
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: JohnL on September 19, 2006, 06:58:39 pm
A Bible - is his house on a steep hill by any chance?

JohnL
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: ccwc1988 on September 19, 2006, 10:35:33 pm
Also had an intimate moment many moons ago.... she was the daughter of the client...she was 19 at the time I was 25 HHmmm.....those were the days ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D

edited by Moderator. A little too direct ccwc1988!

Ok S#ag....is that better ?
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: DaveWilkinson on September 20, 2006, 12:31:12 am
Ive had lots of beers and wine, but i dont drink

free range eggs

Chocolates

was given a book written by the customer, she was 78 when she wrote it and got it published, she even autographed it, she also gave me a jar of chutney.

Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: jeff1 on September 20, 2006, 12:32:44 pm
I Had a book given to me by a guy called Fred Clark, and he is the brother of Arthur C Clark, the book was signed for me, by Arthur C Clark (space Oddisy 2000) never read it though!
this was when I was in the security Trade and not a wc.
Title: Re: I don't believe it.
Post by: RO-Sheen on September 20, 2006, 05:06:39 pm
Was offered a caravan a few weeks ago. An elderly couple that I clean for have a caravan that they dont use any more and they store it at a friends farm but they feel they should move it. As it is over 20 years old (but very well maintained) they just wanted to give it away!
Unfortunately as Im under the thumb my girlfriend wouldnt let me take it as we dont have the room to store it!!! WOMEN...you can't live with them, and you can't shoot them!