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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: zesty on February 29, 2024, 06:12:51 pm

Title: Surely not?
Post by: zesty on February 29, 2024, 06:12:51 pm
A guy on window cleaning rounds for sale, is selling his £10,000 a month round for £1,000,000!

I just cannot see how anyone, even the big hitters out there, would pay 1 mil for it.
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Missing Link on February 29, 2024, 06:41:55 pm
If I had a spare million quid, I'd spend it on property.

Or drugs and prostitutes. 
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: cgh window cleaning on February 29, 2024, 06:49:39 pm
Just looked great description

“Houses,shop fronts and some flats”

There’s a lot of silly stupid adds on there lately.

Some one wanting 3k for a days work.most are asking 10 x the monthly average.
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: zesty on February 29, 2024, 08:26:39 pm
Crazy isn’t it.

If someone’s got a million quid, or the means to borrow that much from a bank, they ain’t using that dough to take up being a shiner.
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Bungle on February 29, 2024, 08:30:36 pm
If I had a spare million quid, I'd spend it on property.

Or drugs and prostitutes.

How's about this one? 😂😂😂

(https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tp1sp1tvl9s2vv0irag0b/Photo-29-02-2024-20-28-38.png?rlkey=dl9kj5vwxjqh2uep2kuxdstps&raw=1)
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: zesty on February 29, 2024, 08:49:19 pm
Gotta be a wind up!
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Smudger on February 29, 2024, 11:20:58 pm
Gotta be a wind up!

why?
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: AuRavelling79 on February 29, 2024, 11:58:55 pm
If I had a spare million quid, I'd spend it on property.

Or drugs and prostitutes.

How's about this one? 😂😂😂

(https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tp1sp1tvl9s2vv0irag0b/Photo-29-02-2024-20-28-38.png?rlkey=dl9kj5vwxjqh2uep2kuxdstps&raw=1)

Utterly cuckoo.  ;D
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: zesty on March 01, 2024, 06:56:50 am
Gotta be a wind up!

why?

5 mil for a small round?

If you’ve got 5 mil, you don’t need a window cleaning round!
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Shrek on March 01, 2024, 07:26:43 am
Gotta be a wind up!

why?

5 mil for a small round?

If you’ve got 5 mil, you don’t need a window cleaning round!

Definitely not , 5 mill in a 5% interest account would generate 20k a month without lifting a finger
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: DJW on March 01, 2024, 08:33:58 am
How many years before that round even breaks even? Got to be 15 at least.
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: zesty on March 01, 2024, 08:49:02 am
If you’re wealthy enough to spend 5 million, you’re gonna be investing in some serous business (not that you’d need to!) not a few quids worth of random window cleaning work.

It’s absolutely ludicrous.

I’d love to know what it actually sells for!
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Splash & dash on March 01, 2024, 09:27:58 am
If I had a spare million quid, I'd spend it on property.

Or drugs and prostitutes.

How's about this one? 😂😂😂

(https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tp1sp1tvl9s2vv0irag0b/Photo-29-02-2024-20-28-38.png?rlkey=dl9kj5vwxjqh2uep2kuxdstps&raw=1)


That one was advertised at 12 million the other week obviously it’s a scam or something
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Always shining on March 01, 2024, 12:49:31 pm
It does actually say x9 now on that one so I don’t know where the 5 mill comes from that he’s put. Maybe he just can’t add up
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: zesty on March 01, 2024, 01:28:09 pm
If I had a spare million quid, I'd spend it on property.

Or drugs and prostitutes.

How's about this one? 😂😂😂

(https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/tp1sp1tvl9s2vv0irag0b/Photo-29-02-2024-20-28-38.png?rlkey=dl9kj5vwxjqh2uep2kuxdstps&raw=1)


That one was advertised at 12 million the other week obviously it’s a scam or something

If it’s scam. It’s odd, who’s gonna ring a bloke selling a round for 5 mil!
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: dd on March 01, 2024, 01:30:04 pm
Cash sale only.
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: KS Cleaning on March 01, 2024, 03:01:15 pm
He’s obviously added two zero’s by mistake.
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Stoots on March 01, 2024, 05:38:57 pm
Shirley not
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Soupy on March 15, 2024, 10:48:01 am
Gotta be a wind up!

why?

5 mil for a small round?

If you’ve got 5 mil, you don’t need a window cleaning round!

If that's worth £5m then see you boys later, I'm off in my private jet to my private island.
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Smudger on March 15, 2024, 12:18:00 pm
sorry missed that bit  :P - was reading the description where it stopped at a £1(read more)
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Soupy on March 15, 2024, 01:14:19 pm
sorry missed that bit  :P - was reading the description where it stopped at a £1(read more)

I'm pretty sure you've got the £££ knocking about.

You should buy two.

Bargains galore.
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Soupy on March 15, 2024, 01:17:53 pm
I reckon he's fixed it...

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1710508671_Screenshot_2024-03-15-13-17-21-81_40deb401b9ffe8e1df2f1cc5ba480b12.jpg)
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: Smudger on March 15, 2024, 08:30:26 pm
Well on that basis I’m worth £700,000,000,000

Still a long way behind you soups
Title: Re: Surely not?
Post by: AuRavelling79 on March 16, 2024, 11:50:23 am
It does actually say x9 now on that one so I don’t know where the 5 mill comes from that he’s put. Maybe he just can’t add up

Yep. Take two decimal places off and 5.2 million becomes 52,000.

That's about 9x.