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UK Floor Cleaning Forum => Carpet Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: dreamclean on March 28, 2004, 01:11:55 pm

Title: I'VE SATISFIED A 1000 HOUSEWIVES
Post by: dreamclean on March 28, 2004, 01:11:55 pm

Has anyone come across this as a leaflet header,heard it on a C.C. course years ago,though never used it bet it would get a response.

I'VE SATISFIED A 1000 HOUSEWIVES

Maybe not the right response though !!

Title: Re: I'VE SATISFIED A 1000 HOUSEWIVES
Post by: John_Flynn on March 28, 2004, 02:37:28 pm

Many years ago when I had a shoe repair business I used to repair the local vicars shoes, with his permission I had some car stickers done 'COBBLERS TO THE VICAR'  8) 8) 8) 8)

Title: Re: I'VE SATISFIED A 1000 HOUSEWIVES
Post by: Dynafoam on March 28, 2004, 02:44:18 pm

John,

I had a little bet with myself that you would be the first to reply to this one - but thought it would be a diferent one  ;D ;D ;D

John.

Title: Re: I'VE SATISFIED A 1000 HOUSEWIVES
Post by: John_Flynn on March 28, 2004, 03:20:25 pm

John

You little devil you.

John

Title: Re: I'VE SATISFIED A 1000 HOUSEWIVES
Post by: Mike Halliday on March 28, 2004, 04:41:15 pm

How about this for a headline,

"my 12 inch tool leaves all the housewifes satified!"

to be serious, smut never works in marketing  its better to stay professional.

Mike

Title: Re: I'VE SATISFIED A 1000 HOUSEWIVES
Post by: Dave Parry on March 28, 2004, 11:16:55 pm

or
Once you've tried my wand you'll never want any other