Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Bin Juice on August 03, 2023, 07:27:28 pm
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Due to being let down by Del Trotter impersonators having their entire life’s work in one pocket I am re advertising this work,far easier to just speak over the phone so a quick essage and then a conversation over the phone would be far easier to describe what works for sale. All the work is cream all WFP been built up over decades with like I say all wheat and no Chaff,almost all the work is 100 + an hour with 1 person working it all customers have been told it’s going to someone else with no problems,numbers with customers supplied with ongoing short term support for hand over. Please no messers with no money already had a week of my life wasted due to fools without cash. Thanks.
sounds familiar
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Just like to say well done on reaching the £100 an hour mark, you must have an amazing round. It has taken me over 10 years to refine my round to the same level. I am fortunate I clean in South Bucks with an average clean of £75+ VAT. I only market large houses so it is a slow build.
My advice is please don't let it go too cheap you had worked so hard build it, it must be one of the best smaller rounds in the uk, be proud of it
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Well done it’s nice to see ones can achieve the impossible many will not believe theses sort of figures , and say it’s Willy waving , glad to be able to prove them wrong , good luck with the sale .
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Description
Due to being let down by Del Trotter impersonators having their entire life’s work in one pocket I am re advertising this work,far easier to just speak over the phone so a quick essage and then a conversation over the phone would be far easier to describe what works for sale. All the work is cream all WFP been built up over decades with like I say all wheat and no Chaff,almost all the work is 100 + an hour with 1 person working it all customers have been told it’s going to someone else with no problems,numbers with customers supplied with ongoing short term support for hand over. Please no messers with no money already had a week of my life wasted due to fools without cash. Thanks.
sounds familiar
Do you have contracts of service with your clients.?
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Is that you Nigel ?
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this is posted on www.wforsale.co.uk , sounds like NWH maybe hes selling up
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this is posted on www.wforsale.co.uk , sounds like NWH maybe hes selling up
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Can you sell a dream?
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Later I will digress and no you can’t well sell a dream at all,all I have been dealing with in the last 2 weeks is complete and utter ✊ let me tell you,
If something is too good to be true it probably is but not on this occasion.
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If I could guarantee you a job that was worth 13000 a year was 1 domestic property and took 7 hours to clean every 4-5 weeks would you believe me,follow that with 38 other jobs with an individual value of no less than £80 probably 15 £100 + an 6-7 250-300 +.
Under 40 jobs with an average of 125 per domestic property with questions from fools that clean 12-18 quid houses that have probably a 1000 houses on their books 😂,honestly it beggars believe.
I was asking the price of what we spend on a bi-annual holiday for that 40 Jobs with another 3-4ks worth of work to follow for another price all jobs again over 50 notes lol,
I had people thinking I’m a canvasser ✊✊ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,if you are a window cleaner and you know me in my area you’ll know you’ve just flushed 24 carat gold work down the toilet 🚽 lol 👍.
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Even this small amount gets cleaned in less than 2 weeks,yeah but I need some sort of guarantee mmmm8888888 lol 😂,I’m used to cleaning massive 18 quid houses and 6-7 quid fronts 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you could not write the script for some of these jokers that run a business from their dining room that never clean a window coz their making out there a big business man with multiple businesses lol .it’s a joke I feel like I’ve stepped out into the real world lol.
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn ::)roll
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Yeah absolutely what time did you call me again lol.
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If I could guarantee you a job that was worth 13000 a year was 1 domestic property and took 7 hours to clean every 4-5 weeks would you believe me,follow that with 38 other jobs with an individual value of no less than £80 probably 15 £100 + an 6-7 250-300 +.
Under 40 jobs with an average of 125 per domestic property with questions from fools that clean 12-18 quid houses that have probably a 1000 houses on their books 😂,honestly it beggars believe.
I was asking the price of what we spend on a bi-annual holiday for that 40 Jobs with another 3-4ks worth of work to follow for another price all jobs again over 50 notes lol,
I had people thinking I’m a canvasser ✊✊ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,if you are a window cleaner and you know me in my area you’ll know you’ve just flushed 24 carat gold work down the toilet 🚽 lol 👍.
What, that isnt English is it. Not one line of that makes any sense. Are you bladdered again?
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If I could guarantee you a job that was worth 13000 a year was 1 domestic property and took 7 hours to clean every 4-5 weeks would you believe me,follow that with 38 other jobs with an individual value of no less than £80 probably 15 £100 + an 6-7 250-300 +.
Under 40 jobs with an average of 125 per domestic property with questions from fools that clean 12-18 quid houses that have probably a 1000 houses on their books 😂,honestly it beggars believe.
I was asking the price of what we spend on a bi-annual holiday for that 40 Jobs with another 3-4ks worth of work to follow for another price all jobs again over 50 notes lol,
I had people thinking I’m a canvasser ✊✊ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,if you are a window cleaner and you know me in my area you’ll know you’ve just flushed 24 carat gold work down the toilet 🚽 lol 👍.
What, that isnt English is it. Not one line of that makes any sense. Are you bladdered again?
Needs a permanent ban
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Lol you can make out what that means I had 1 fool come round my house and stay for 3 hours that’s 3 hours,all of a sudden he says right yep fine are we doing “Bangers and Cash” 🤣🤣.
Bangers and cash I said ? he said well I mean cash I’ll bring it over tomorrow evening,he left made excuses for 2 days for not getting back to me and then blocked me 🤣🤣🤣,as he went off in his hire van I could hear playing if I want you all I have to do is drrream lol ✊✊,or was it daydream believer.
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Cheers Splash everything I’m saying is 100% true m8.
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Cheers Splash everything I’m saying is 100% true m8.
So it might be I agree with your figures I know they are achievable, but you just seam to have this knack of winding everyone up .
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This forum gets worse every week.
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This thread was put up just to get a response from myself everything that I have replied with is the truth,the reason why businesses in this industry sell for nothing is because no one within it has any money.
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I was asked and read is that you Nigel selling up.
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If dealing with you in business is anywhere near as painful as reading your posts I can see why you’ve struggled to sell the work Nigel.
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Is the Mondeo included in the price?
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You couldn't make it up. Or could you
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It’s just a money issue forget the fact they don’t like me or want to deal with me a lot in my area have similar work priced well below me,they work their socks off 5 days a week for 1000-1500 a week if they’d had half a brain and bought 40 jobs they could work 3 days a week 8-2-30 for an easy and I mean easy 1500 a week.
As we’ve discovered this last few weeks you can lead a horse to water but you can’t drag it away from its semi detached stables 😂,why would anyone lie about what they are selling in this game when some of the interested parties live round the corner lol.
When you find yourself taking days off because you can easily go over the Vat limit you know you’re works not bad.
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It’s just a money issue forget the fact they don’t like me or want to deal with me a lot in my area have similar work priced well below me,they work their socks off 5 days a week for 1000-1500 a week if they’d had half a brain and bought 40 jobs they could work 3 days a week 8-2-30 for an easy and I mean easy 1500 a week.
As we’ve discovered this last few weeks you can lead a horse to water but you can’t drag it away from its semi detached stables 😂,why would anyone lie about what they are selling in this game when some of the interested parties live round the corner lol.
When you find yourself taking days off because you can easily go over the Vat limit you know you’re works not bad.
Quick maths - your on 100 an hour x 3 days a week @ 6hrs a day x 48 weeks is 86, 400 - what’s the vat limit?
You also said you employ 1 man so how have you not reached vat ?
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Listen 👂 I am selling 40 jobs that equate to 125 an hour I have just cherry picked they are all piece of P**S easy jobs,forget the Vat limit and how’s it’s stayed under that’s my business many do the same.
It’s in black and white with ongoing support to the person that was to buy it,this is the thing you sit and explain what the work is how easy it is and you can just see in their faces that the only thing missing is the dribble from the side of their mouths,it’s like this guy is on another planet does he not see this.
It’s not even about the money for us anyway lol,that’s the joke of all this.
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So you’re trimming your work a bit. Fair enough.
So you put 40 jobs up for sale that you say are ‘piece of p@ss’ and they equate to £125 per hour.
You’re seriously telling me that the rest of your work is priced higher than that and is easier?
Come on Coco what you been taking?
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This is the response we’ve had m8 lol I gave the option of adding another 2-3ks worth over a 6-8 week period,we have a cleaning side also which is separate.
I’ve just had confirmation on 12600 a year domestic lovely bloke a monthly job endless amounts of cash,Hi X be down to do the windows tomorrow or the day after that ok ? Fine m8 with me everytime.
This is why it’s not gone coz it seems to good and also no one’s got any “Money”.
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Fao of the mods..
Can we get this moved please to where it belongs ie "rounds for sale". Tired of this attention seeking clown ruining this forum.
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I wouldn’t worry it ain’t for sale m8.
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This is the response we’ve had m8 lol I gave the option of adding another 2-3ks worth over a 6-8 week period,we have a cleaning side also which is separate.
I’ve just had confirmation on 12600 a year domestic lovely bloke a monthly job endless amounts of cash,Hi X be down to do the windows tomorrow or the day after that ok ? Fine m8 with me everytime.
This is why it’s not gone coz it seems to good and also no one’s got any “Money”.
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It’s funny because I’ve had the exact same type of people enquire like the last few on here lol 😂,let’s leave it at that lads eh as said it’s the wrong part of the forum.
We were fools to think anyone had any money and the sense to buy it,just the 1 monthly job is worth 3/4 k easily what was I thinking we will just let the seagulls fight over it for 0.
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forget the Vat limit and how’s it’s stayed under that’s my business many do the same.
So you’re taking a lot of cash and not declaring it then? ;D
I remember when you said employing was boll0cks and you cleaned conservatories for free.
Now you’re a business guru that employs but manages to somehow stay under the Vat limit cleaning £100p/h per man ;D
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You can laugh m8 honestly I’m having the last one we don’t need the money end of story,not Willy waving bragging we don’t need it the work would be lovely for someone.
Listen didn’t you know I have a 5* luxury home in Hemsby on sea 🤣🤣.
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Best thing to do Nigel is break it down into smaller rounds.
You ve got much more chance of selling then.
Some window cleaners will just want to add an extra £500-£1000 per month to their work and would happily pay a reasonable price for it.
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The main thing that we’ve found is that all you get is phone calls from chancers just thinking they can either sub it out or run it from somewhere like a London suburb etc,different cleaners sent every other clean etc and then they question why they could-May have the odd issue.
Here’s the gate code for my multi million £ house help yourself lol,I’ve got 4 vans etc who cares m8 get rid of 2 and by some decent work.
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No I’m not doing that Daz thanks for you’re input though it’s not till you need to sell something like this that you realise you are dealing with absolute fools m8,like I say any problems my door would be open to solve any issues etc the main thing is all you get is nosey window cleaners with no money, how can you have those jobs I can’t so it’s impossible he’s been doing it for 5-7 years me for 30 odd lol complete jokers Daz.
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Funny thing is it’s obviously not occurred to you that this place is likely to be one place where you could get valid interest in this work but you come on here and act like the biggest twat going, so there’s not going to be any chance of selling it via this route.
You have no-one but yourself to blame. You will reap what you sow.
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Thanks for the advise but I’m not in need financially to sell it so it’s not a problem for us,it would be a lovely opportunity for someone to semi retire at any age with a very good income for a few days work a week that’s all.
Never mind like I say it’s not a problem once 2 generations have past you in time it’s like you were never here lol. 💨
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Thanks for the advise but I’m not in need financially to sell it
Sorry, I thought you needed to sell it…..
No I’m not doing that Daz thanks for you’re input though it’s not till you need to sell something
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I am not giving it away as I say I’ll let it go to 💩 first and the natives can fight over it,there’s not a decent enough person of a window cleaner I know to give it to,
We only said yesterday if we did know someone that had a couple of kids and had responsibilities and was as I say decent we’d give it to them,the guy that was helping me would have struggled let’s just say he was on the spectrum.
Sorry Slacky I know you’d like to think money is the issue here but it’s not m8.
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Seriously...I've read this twice and it's the worst post I've ever seen.
Is this actually, someone trying to sell some work?
Very odd!
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No m8 it’s just the facts of trying to get rid of work in this industry it’s a bit like melting down Gold and turning it into coppers lol,good job I’ve never thought I’d be relying on it for £££ in later life lol.
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Who's this "WE"?
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I am not giving it away as I say I’ll let it go to 💩 first and the natives can fight over it,there’s not a decent enough person of a window cleaner I know to give it to,
We only said yesterday if we did know someone that had a couple of kids and had responsibilities and was as I say decent we’d give it to them,the guy that was helping me would have struggled let’s just say he was on the spectrum.
Sorry Slacky I know you’d like to think money is the issue here but it’s not m8.
Money is the last thing that'll be of any consideration for anyone after reading your ramblings.