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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: DJW on January 16, 2023, 05:58:43 pm

Title: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: DJW on January 16, 2023, 05:58:43 pm
The Suzuki Jimny Commercial


Whilst I like the idea of one for looks alone.
The payload is …… wait for it …. 150kg! 🤣
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: simon w on January 16, 2023, 06:20:11 pm
Quote from: DJW on January 16, 2023, 05:58:43 pm
The Suzuki Jimny Commercial


Whilst I like the idea of one for looks alone.
The payload is …… wait for it …. 150kg! 🤣

That would be exceeding the payload with daz sitting in it empty  ;D
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: a900 on January 16, 2023, 07:27:17 pm
Saw this the other day when I was defiantly not going to Greg’s for like the 10th time this week(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1673897212_20507E86-DE2A-45FB-B1AF-C147E48E0975.jpeg)
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: DJW on January 16, 2023, 07:44:09 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1673898578_70C1E8CA-C31D-42E7-8750-1168E3EAB532.jpeg)
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: dazmond on January 16, 2023, 10:19:24 pm
Quote from: simon w on January 16, 2023, 06:20:11 pm
Quote from: DJW on January 16, 2023, 05:58:43 pm
The Suzuki Jimny Commercial


Whilst I like the idea of one for looks alone.
The payload is …… wait for it …. 150kg! 🤣

That would be exceeding the payload with daz sitting in it empty  ;D

Not far off! ;D ;D

I'm currently 119kg.....45kg is muscle....💪💪
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: dazmond on January 16, 2023, 10:22:24 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1673907719_Screenshot_20230116_222115_Samsung Health.jpg)

Time for a cut..... ;D
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: AuRavelling79 on January 17, 2023, 12:13:32 am
Quote from: dazmond on January 16, 2023, 10:22:24 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1673907719_Screenshot_20230116_222115_Samsung Health.jpg)

Time for a cut..... ;D

Perfect weight for a man 6ft 9" tall.
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: DJW on January 17, 2023, 06:37:18 am
Clever how a watch does all that.
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: dazmond on January 17, 2023, 09:08:15 am
Quote from: DJW on January 17, 2023, 06:37:18 am
Clever how a watch does all that.

Yep.it is.it sends electrical impulses through your body.
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: DJW on January 17, 2023, 02:44:18 pm
I got one similar for the wife from Lovehoney.
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: tlwcs on January 17, 2023, 04:12:20 pm
Quote from: DJW on January 17, 2023, 02:44:18 pm
I got one similar for the wife from Lovehoney.
Lol
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: Gringo on January 17, 2023, 04:46:32 pm
A BMI of 34% put you comfortable in the obese range Daz , prob need to cut out those beans
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: High-Tower on January 17, 2023, 06:28:04 pm
 https://www.yomper4x4.co.uk/ (https://www.yomper4x4.co.uk/)

I’d like one of these, they’ve a 500kg payload, I would have the tub removed and get a custom tank made to measure, an slx27 clipped to the side and a manual reel hanging off the back it might be ideal. Easy to park, no doors to open, perfect for parking on verges/up kerbs, little automatic petrol engine and air con, what’s not to like!?
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: deeege on January 17, 2023, 07:40:58 pm
The VW caddy payloads are not much better, which I guess is why there are very few in use as window cleaning vans.
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: NWH on January 17, 2023, 07:42:00 pm
Caddy’s are just too small not a lot better if at all than a bippa.
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: dazmond on January 17, 2023, 07:44:59 pm
Quote from: Gringo on January 17, 2023, 04:46:32 pm
A BMI of 34% put you comfortable in the obese range Daz , prob need to cut out those beans

Yep all bodybuilders have a high BMI.... 8)
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: deeege on January 17, 2023, 07:58:35 pm
Quote from: NWH on January 17, 2023, 07:42:00 pm
Caddy’s are just too small not a lot better if at all than a bippa.

They are the same size as the Berlingo/Peugeot and they have a payload of 1000kg.  A good size for a single operator with a 500 litre tank, yet the Caddy’s  don’t have the payload capacity to support it.
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: NWH on January 17, 2023, 08:06:08 pm
Is that right well I must admit I didn’t know that it’s just every time I’ve looked inside a caddy they look so small.
Title: Re: The worlds worst commercial van has to be …….
Post by: Walter Mitty on January 19, 2023, 08:42:26 am
Quote from: DJW on January 16, 2023, 05:58:43 pm
The Suzuki Jimny Commercial


Whilst I like the idea of one for looks alone.
The payload is …… wait for it …. 150kg! 🤣
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I'd have to take a dump before leaving for work.