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Title: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: ecowasher on July 18, 2006, 03:42:48 pm

Hi,

I spotted two signwritten vans today:  company names as follows:

Primal Clean

Spruce Springclean

anyone seen any good ones??

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: RO-Sheen on July 18, 2006, 03:47:26 pm

There is a dog grooming company in my town in oxfordshire called 'Doggy Styles' and a hair dressers  in my native Dublin called 'Curl up and Dye'

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: gaza on July 18, 2006, 10:17:33 pm

One in Nottm A SMEAR ?

 GAZA

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: WavieDavie on July 18, 2006, 10:25:06 pm

There used to be a Jim Legget Dance School in Edinburgh.

One of my customers is a plumber near the district of Davidsons Mains - his company's called Mains Plumbing.

Oh, my aching ribs.

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: Sir Squeaky on July 18, 2006, 10:29:20 pm

Wasn't it Gaza who mentioned Mr.Bit?

I like that one. ;D

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: Morph on July 18, 2006, 10:31:43 pm

Dog groomers near hear called Dezyna Dog!
How bad is that?  Yet they are successful....

Somone tell me the moral?

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: Chris Cottrell on July 18, 2006, 10:35:11 pm

Theres an electical store near us goes by the name Bogus Electrical..... honestly would you buy from them?

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: Spruce on July 18, 2006, 10:45:50 pm

There's the slogan that was on a plumber's van in Durban South Africa

" Your s..t is my bread & butter."

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: RO-Sheen on July 20, 2006, 08:44:10 am

There is a bakery in my town called the Fabulous Baking Boys. OK, its not very funny but the banner that was on the side of their building was. It had a picture of a 'Ma Larkin' type woman (called Fanny) taking hots muffins out of the oven and under it it says..........................wait for it.....................'Our Muffins are warm and moist, just like Fanny's'.
Needless to say they were forced to take it down

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: highwash on July 20, 2006, 01:44:44 pm

Drain cleaning van in Kidderminster with the sign on the back :-
we are number 1 in number 2's

office cleaning co vehicle with "no dusters are left in this van overnight"

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: shammy davis jnr on July 20, 2006, 05:00:08 pm

big dicks carpets on the side off van and on the back the best lay in town lol that van is in carluke  honest
and there was an asian joiner in glasgow with you have tryed the cow boys now try the indians lol  good sense off humor some folk

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: gaza on July 21, 2006, 10:44:12 pm

Scaffolders lorry the best erection in town ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D pmsl

squeeky mr bit quite correct

 gaza

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: paul mather on July 21, 2006, 10:50:49 pm

Anyone heard off a mobile catering   company down south that goes by the name of "Jason's Donner Van.

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: Cleaner Windows on July 22, 2006, 09:31:19 am

Paul..never seen that one but I used to work at a battery hen egg farm called "KINSWOOD EGGS"
the delivery lorries had that written down the sides and underneath that it said....."laid in sussex" which I always found quite amusing, could be taken as a beastiality thing tho couldnt it! yuk :(

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: paul mather on July 22, 2006, 09:38:05 am

Sorry Dennis that ones gone right over my head

Title: Re: now for some light humour - Musical business names
Post by: Cleaner Windows on July 22, 2006, 09:47:16 am

Quote from: paul mather on July 22, 2006, 09:38:05 am

Sorry Dennis that ones gone right over my head

chicken farm? laid? ahh well!! :)