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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Ortsa on November 13, 2020, 05:18:53 pm

Title: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Ortsa on November 13, 2020, 05:18:53 pm
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Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Shrek on November 13, 2020, 05:55:48 pm
Try explaining that to the scroungers on here walking round with their hands out claiming every grant going 😂 😂😂😂.

‘ Please sir , can I have more ?’
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: jk999 on November 13, 2020, 05:59:52 pm
To everyone that's not claimed grants don't come crying when you have to help pay it back for everone else because that is what's gonna happen
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Ortsa on November 13, 2020, 06:14:46 pm
To everyone that's not claimed grants don't come crying when you have to help pay it back for everone else because that is what's gonna happen

The only people crying will be those who claimed grants - when the government look into your books to try and claw back money taken when it wasn't truly needed
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: SB Cleaning on November 13, 2020, 06:21:41 pm
To everyone that's not claimed grants don't come crying when you have to help pay it back for everone else because that is what's gonna happen

The only people crying will be those who claimed grants - when the government look into your books to try and claw back money taken when it wasn't truly needed
So you think HMRC are going to investigate every person that's claimed?

I very much doubt it!!
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: dazmond on November 13, 2020, 06:31:20 pm
Dont forget you ll have to pay tax on the grant money you guys have claimed  come January.....👍
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Splash & dash on November 13, 2020, 06:33:22 pm
Dont forget you ll have to pay tax on the grant money you guys have claimed  come January.....👍


Think you will find it will be 2022 not 2021
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Shrek on November 13, 2020, 06:57:17 pm
To everyone that's not claimed grants don't come crying when you have to help pay it back for everone else because that is what's gonna happen

It’ll be an increase of a couple % , not exactly worth crying over .
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Bungle on November 13, 2020, 07:41:18 pm
To everyone that's not claimed grants don't come crying when you have to help pay it back for everone else because that is what's gonna happen

The only people crying will be those who claimed grants - when the government look into your books to try and claw back money taken when it wasn't truly needed
So you think HMRC are going to investigate every person that's claimed?

I very much doubt it!!

Off topic, but have you noticed that bloke who parks up in a white van in the lay-by near Laylocks? I can’t work out what he’s up to. Does he live in that van?
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: NWH on November 13, 2020, 07:45:12 pm
He’s a Tax inspector checking to see what window cleaners are working and claiming the grants lol.
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: jk999 on November 13, 2020, 07:48:43 pm
I'm sure it stated you could still work and claim the grant if you have been affected ,all the business s I cleaned stopped me and so did some of the vunreble people so I was affected 🙂👍
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: SB Cleaning on November 13, 2020, 07:51:38 pm
To everyone that's not claimed grants don't come crying when you have to help pay it back for everone else because that is what's gonna happen

The only people crying will be those who claimed grants - when the government look into your books to try and claw back money taken when it wasn't truly needed
So you think HMRC are going to investigate every person that's claimed?

I very much doubt it!!

Off topic, but have you noticed that bloke who parks up in a white van in the lay-by near Laylocks? I can’t work out what he’s up to. Does he live in that van?
I haven't noticed mate ;D i will keep a eye out..
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Shrek on November 13, 2020, 08:01:05 pm
I'm sure it stated you could still work and claim the grant if you have been affected ,all the business s I cleaned stopped me and so did some of the vunreble people so I was affected 🙂👍

Looks like you’ll have plenty of money to pay it back and not cry about it then 👍
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: zesty on November 13, 2020, 08:04:55 pm
My profits are good/as good as last year, doesn’t mean I’m not entitled to take the grant.

You are entitled if you lost any work due to Covid. I did. Doesn’t mean I wasn’t still earning good money.

So, for the 53 billionth time:

It. Has. Nothing. To. Do. With. Profit. Or. Turnover.

 ;D
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: KS Cleaning on November 13, 2020, 08:05:36 pm
Dont forget you ll have to pay tax on the grant money you guys have claimed  come January.....👍
I think everyone is aware of that Daz as it’s added to your income....as Splash says it will be 2022 before you pay tax on it.
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Bungle on November 13, 2020, 08:11:39 pm
To everyone that's not claimed grants don't come crying when you have to help pay it back for everone else because that is what's gonna happen

The only people crying will be those who claimed grants - when the government look into your books to try and claw back money taken when it wasn't truly needed
So you think HMRC are going to investigate every person that's claimed?

I very much doubt it!!

Off topic, but have you noticed that bloke who parks up in a white van in the lay-by near Laylocks? I can’t work out what he’s up to. Does he live in that van?
I haven't noticed mate ;D i will keep a eye out..

Mrs reckons he’s a dealer  ;D. I see him most mornings sat in his van. Sometimes I see him in the afternoon but has moved to another lay-by. Very strange.
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Shrek on November 13, 2020, 08:18:46 pm
My profits are good/as good as last year, doesn’t mean I’m not entitled to take the grant.

You are entitled if you lost any work due to Covid. I did. Doesn’t mean I wasn’t still earning good money.

So, for the 53 billionth time:

It. Has. Nothing. To. Do. With. Profit. Or. Turnover.

 ;D

Doesn’t mean that us that earned too much to claim it will be crying when tax goes up either 😂
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: jk999 on November 13, 2020, 08:33:16 pm
I won't be crying over it,the question is will or won't I be paying tax either way I don't care ,
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: zesty on November 13, 2020, 08:39:08 pm
My profits are good/as good as last year, doesn’t mean I’m not entitled to take the grant.

You are entitled if you lost any work due to Covid. I did. Doesn’t mean I wasn’t still earning good money.

So, for the 53 billionth time:

It. Has. Nothing. To. Do. With. Profit. Or. Turnover.

 ;D

Doesn’t mean that us that earned too much to claim it will be crying when tax goes up either 😂

Can you explain in English who is crying and why?

I’m certainly not, I got near on £14000 over the two grants. I lost around £10,000 in commercial work and a lost softwash contract for a social housing company.  So the two grants have done me well. Happy days.  ;D
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Shrek on November 13, 2020, 08:52:58 pm
To everyone that's not claimed grants don't come crying when you have to help pay it back for everone else because that is what's gonna happen

Apparently we’ve to not go crying to ‘jk’ when we have to pay it back and haven’t claimed 🥴
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: jk999 on November 14, 2020, 12:04:07 am
What's up shreck isn't Fiona playing anymore 😁
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Shrek on November 14, 2020, 08:24:16 am
What's up shreck isn't Fiona playing anymore 😁


😂 😂😂😂 jk..999....😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: CleanClear on November 14, 2020, 09:23:40 am
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Whats that, 9k payments in a month ?
Any joy finding a decent broken extreme yet ?

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Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Shrek on November 14, 2020, 09:35:14 am
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Whats that, 9k payments in a month ?
Any joy finding a decent broken extreme yet ?

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You can’t call anyone for being stingy , your vat registered and buy £5 work shoes from kwiksave.
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: CleanClear on November 14, 2020, 09:46:30 am

You can’t call anyone for being stingy , your vat registered and buy £5 work shoes from kwiksave.

Smart casual loafers for me so i don't scratch the laminate floor in my office. I would suspect my employees wear a stout, hardwearing and waterproof boot, i'd have no idea of the cost of something like that  ;D
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Stoots on November 14, 2020, 10:03:22 am
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What software did you use to create this graph?

I want to do it, be interesting to see turnover/profit/expenses etc on a graph

Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: deeege on November 14, 2020, 02:53:36 pm
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It takes a special kind of attention wh0re  to make this post and not answer any of the responses.
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Ortsa on November 15, 2020, 11:24:45 am
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Whats that, 9k payments in a month ?
Any joy finding a decent broken extreme yet ?

No not yet mate, as he was selling an 25 and I'm ideally after an 18

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Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Ortsa on November 15, 2020, 11:25:38 am
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What software did you use to create this graph?

I want to do it, be interesting to see turnover/profit/expenses etc on a graph

It's under 'reporting' if you use Squeegee round software
Title: Re: Covid? Never heard of it
Post by: Slacky on November 15, 2020, 11:30:59 am
It's no good if you don't include overheads in there somewhere...