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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: harleyman on May 04, 2020, 09:56:00 pm

Title: New customers
Post by: harleyman on May 04, 2020, 09:56:00 pm
Havent started back just yet but I've picked up 4 new customers  with out  lifting a finger  made it cleare  from the off it won't be  until we get the  nod off the man in a frock it's ok (sturgen😊
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: Slacky on May 04, 2020, 10:38:19 pm
She gave you the nod weeks ago, literally,  saying window cleaners should work.

What more of a nod do you want?
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: Slacky on May 04, 2020, 10:41:55 pm
You dont need excuses to get wasted  you know, just say. You’d rather get bladdered than clean windows.
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: KS Cleaning on May 04, 2020, 10:46:07 pm
Havent started back just yet but I've picked up 4 new customers  with out  lifting a finger  made it cleare  from the off it won't be  until we get the  nod off the man in a frock it's ok (sturgen😊
What part of Sturgeons speech on the 24th of March did you not understand? She specifically said  that window cleaners are encouraged to continue working if they follow the guidelines.
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: dazmond on May 04, 2020, 11:09:23 pm
Havent started back just yet but I've picked up 4 new customers  with out  lifting a finger  made it cleare  from the off it won't be  until we get the  nod off the man in a frock it's ok (sturgen😊

every clean is going to be like a first clean by the time you get back to work you shyster! ;D
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: G Griffin on May 04, 2020, 11:19:05 pm
You dont need excuses to get wasted  you know, just say. You’d rather get bladdered than clean windows.
He's not the only one.
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: Slacky on May 04, 2020, 11:33:51 pm
I think we’re all aware youve been bladdered most days for the last five weeks.
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: G Griffin on May 04, 2020, 11:37:35 pm
I think we’re all aware youve been bladdered most days for the last five weeks.
We're?
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: Slacky on May 04, 2020, 11:46:57 pm
You’re home schooling. Is that you or him.
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: G Griffin on May 04, 2020, 11:49:22 pm
You’re home schooling. Is that you or him.
Yes.
It wasn't funny the first few times I heard it.
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: Slacky on May 04, 2020, 11:52:14 pm
We can change the subject.

How’s the ironing coming on?
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: G Griffin on May 04, 2020, 11:54:41 pm
We can change the subject.

How’s the ironing coming on?
We?
But it can wait.
I've more pressing matters to deal with first.
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: Slacky on May 04, 2020, 11:58:29 pm
Kronenbourg tonight?
Title: Re: New customers
Post by: G Griffin on May 05, 2020, 12:08:12 am
Kronenbourg tonight?
No.
None 'til Friday now so you can get off your high horse and drink your milk. You can pontificate while I have a few light ales for the VE day celebrations.
Deal?