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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dave Willis on April 08, 2020, 04:21:38 pm

Title: Good news at last!
Post by: Dave Willis on April 08, 2020, 04:21:38 pm

*BREAKING NEWS*

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.

The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.

IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ

While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at  Parks and beaches:

Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Twats

Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing

Title: Re: Good news at last!
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on April 08, 2020, 04:25:54 pm

That's great news for us lot then  ;D

Title: Re: Good news at last!
Post by: Ooooooog on April 08, 2020, 04:26:23 pm

Why troglodytes?

Title: Re: Good news at last!
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on April 08, 2020, 04:45:08 pm

Why not.

Title: Re: Good news at last!
Post by: dd on April 08, 2020, 06:14:45 pm

Hey Smeg Head, I think a few of us should adopt those as user names.

(should Smeg Head be all one word)?

Title: Re: Good news at last!
Post by: Ooooooog on April 08, 2020, 06:56:12 pm

Quote from: Proud Gammon on April 08, 2020, 04:45:08 pm

Why not.

Because they’re hermits?

Title: Re: Good news at last!
Post by: NWH on April 08, 2020, 07:33:08 pm

Probably be working 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Title: Re: Good news at last!
Post by: Tom-01 on April 08, 2020, 08:22:50 pm

Quote from: Dave Willis on April 08, 2020, 04:21:38 pm

*BREAKING NEWS*

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.

The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.

IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ

While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at  Parks and beaches:

Imbeciles
Half wits
Morons
Troglodytes
Ignoramus’
Simpletons
Illiterates
Idiots
Dickheads
Twats

Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing

Can you cook my sausage ‘well done’ please Dave.