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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: koopmaster on March 31, 2020, 11:47:10 am

Title: There no where to PEE..
Post by: koopmaster on March 31, 2020, 11:47:10 am
Each round has set pee locations but today all the civic centres and Macdonals are closed.. and I'm busting.. gonna have to go home early..
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: jk999 on March 31, 2020, 11:54:14 am
🤣🤣☺🤣thats the only problem i find no toilets lol
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Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on March 31, 2020, 11:56:03 am
Just take a plastic bottle with you  ;D
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Post by: Paul-kent on March 31, 2020, 01:30:07 pm
Just take a plastic bottle with you  ;D

Or bucket on a belt just wash it out after
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Post by: dd on March 31, 2020, 01:46:44 pm
Just take a plastic bottle with you  ;D

Or bucket on a belt just wash it out after
Why wash it?
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Post by: Stoots on March 31, 2020, 02:05:52 pm
I always use my boab, only thing it's good for.
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Post by: P @ F on March 31, 2020, 02:13:23 pm
Have you ever pooped in your bucket  ;D
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Post by: zesty on March 31, 2020, 02:16:15 pm
Toilet?

I just wee anywhere, alleys, back gates, hedges, anywhere.

😜
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: Paul-kent on March 31, 2020, 02:28:21 pm
Toilet?

I just wee anywhere, alleys, back gates, hedges, anywhere.

😜

Does this include bad payers letter boxes  ;D
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: dazmond on March 31, 2020, 05:20:08 pm
most of my customers have CCTV these days and ring doorbells so i have a bottle in the van....i dont fancy being caught on camera having a pee in their back grid! ::)roll ;D

Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: jk999 on March 31, 2020, 06:31:13 pm
I would struggle with a bottle holes not big enough 🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: capn sparkle on March 31, 2020, 06:49:54 pm
I would struggle with a bottle holes not big enough 🤣🤣🤣
Comfort fabric conditioner bottle  ;D ;D ;D
This lot are all Pepsi bottle merchants  ::)roll ::)roll ::)roll
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: TomCrowther on March 31, 2020, 06:54:45 pm
I have a bucket purely for this reason in the back of the van. Twice, I have forgotten about it {after using it} and not tipped it down a grid. Bit of a tight corner or hard braking and voila, stinky van. End of the day, everything out the back and mop, bleach job. Oh, the glamour.
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: Paul-kent on March 31, 2020, 06:57:28 pm
I would struggle with a bottle holes not big enough 🤣🤣🤣
Comfort fabric conditioner bottle  ;D ;D ;D
This lot are all Pepsi bottle merchants  ::)roll ::)roll ::)roll

Steer clear of lucozade bottles
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on March 31, 2020, 07:03:41 pm
Well if your water tank is running low, you know what to do  ;D

Wonder what the tds of my pee is?   Now where is my meter?
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Post by: johnny bravo on March 31, 2020, 07:21:07 pm
a few empty cleaned 4  pinta  plastic milk cartons.     Stick them behind your seats.    Sit in your seat and relax  .  bliss
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Post by: Paul-kent on March 31, 2020, 08:12:43 pm
never pee in a paper coffee cup because i guarantee you will for get to empty it before you drive off  ;D
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Post by: Windy Miller on March 31, 2020, 08:15:43 pm
Stand at the back  of the van and jimmy riddle into a bucket set just inside the doors.
The seasoned pro may attempt the 'hands free' manoeuvre by pretending to fix poles, ladders and other equipment to help blend into their surroundings and fool curious onlookers.
On your journey from van to the nearest drain, be prepared for a possible encounter with the home owner, a quick 'I'm just going to get rid of this detergent' should ward off any uncomfortable questions.
Rinse the bucket and job done.
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Post by: Bungle on March 31, 2020, 08:26:40 pm
Tough 💩 innit
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Post by: jk999 on March 31, 2020, 10:42:49 pm
😁😁😁😁
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: zesty on April 01, 2020, 09:51:20 am
Toilet?

I just wee anywhere, alleys, back gates, hedges, anywhere.

😜

Does this include bad payers letter boxes  ;D

Never gone that far mate 😁
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: zesty on April 01, 2020, 09:57:02 am
I was once so desperate as an 18 year old working with a family friend, that I cleaned the kitchen window whilst doing a pee. That way I could make contact with anyone in the house and know where they were.

We nick named it ‘the window jimmy’

I could of just asked the customer 🙄
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Post by: NWH on April 01, 2020, 10:20:27 am
Just pull up out the way in a lay by an go have to go home 🤣blimey I’ve been thankful in the past they do those big oblong buckets,makes a good seat sideways too 🤣 💩
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: jonboywalton75 on April 01, 2020, 11:47:56 am
most of my customers have CCTV these days and ring doorbells so i have a bottle in the van....i dont fancy being caught on camera having a pee in their back grid! ::)roll ;D

My son was caught  ;D
Title: Re: There no where to PEE..
Post by: Mr.G on April 01, 2020, 05:49:23 pm
water jerry cans are good I've used one for years!