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Title: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: pauld on March 26, 2020, 04:38:03 pm
I just spoke to My ( Chartered) accountant regarding the self employed situation to be announced Today .
He said
1/ the 3 years Accounts include 2019 - 2020 so need to get Account in This week .
2/ Payments would start the end of April but be backdated
3/ Whatever They declare We will receive Today for example 80% of your average weekly income after tax , Worked out over the last 3 years . We Will Get !
4/ The Accountant will sort it all out for Me / Ask Yours if so ?
5/ Lastly I sent a group text to My customers last night saying I stopped working since Mondays Announcement to stay at home .
which I hope would help as  a Backup proof of When I stopped working . I also added in the text I'm happy to help any of My old or at risk Customers if They need shopping or Prescriptions etc. The response was amazing , Text after text saying They'll be waiting for Me when things calm down .
To send a group text You need an app called Groups.
All the best.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: NWH on March 26, 2020, 04:43:02 pm
Is he in the back office with the chancellor then it’s not been announced yet.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: deeege on March 26, 2020, 04:43:50 pm
Would be amazing if this is true.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: andyM on March 26, 2020, 04:45:22 pm
I just spoke to My ( Chartered) accountant regarding the self employed situation to be announced Today .
He said
1/ the 3 years Accounts include 2019 - 2020 so need to get Account in This week .
2/ Payments would start the end of April but be backdated
3/ Whatever They declare We will receive Today for example 80% of your average weekly income after tax , Worked out over the last 3 years . We Will Get !
4/ The Accountant will sort it all out for Me / Ask Yours if so ?
5/ Lastly I sent a group text to My customers last night saying I stopped working since Mondays Announcement to stay at home .
which I hope would help as  a Backup proof of When I stopped working . I also added in the text I'm happy to help any of My old or at risk Customers if They need shopping or Prescriptions etc. The response was amazing , Text after text saying They'll be waiting for Me when things calm down .
To send a group text You need an app called Groups.
All the best.

Considering the 2019-20 Tax Year does not finish until 5th April im thinking they might not allow you to submit a return until 6th April onwards?
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: NWH on March 26, 2020, 04:45:29 pm
19-20 books do you not think that would create a mountain of more work if every self employed person had to get there books up to date now 😂,do you know how long that would take to sort out.
Did you’re accountant used to do Arthur Daley’s books,how could he have that kind of info.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: NWH on March 26, 2020, 04:46:45 pm
Nonsense Reuter’s don’t even know that much info yet.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: deeege on March 26, 2020, 04:46:51 pm
I just spoke to My ( Chartered) accountant regarding the self employed situation to be announced Today .
He said
1/ the 3 years Accounts include 2019 - 2020 so need to get Account in This week .
2/ Payments would start the end of April but be backdated
3/ Whatever They declare We will receive Today for example 80% of your average weekly income after tax , Worked out over the last 3 years . We Will Get !
4/ The Accountant will sort it all out for Me / Ask Yours if so ?
5/ Lastly I sent a group text to My customers last night saying I stopped working since Mondays Announcement to stay at home .
which I hope would help as  a Backup proof of When I stopped working . I also added in the text I'm happy to help any of My old or at risk Customers if They need shopping or Prescriptions etc. The response was amazing , Text after text saying They'll be waiting for Me when things calm down .
To send a group text You need an app called Groups.
All the best.

Considering the 2019-20 Tax Year does not finish until 5th April im thinking they might not allow you to submit a return until 6th April onwards?

It could be made possible to submit that tax year now because no more work could be done between now and 5th April anyway.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on March 26, 2020, 04:47:20 pm
I would imagine that the 19/20 year you will be allowed to estimate it.  Any deficit when filing actual returns will be added to your tax bill
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: NWH on March 26, 2020, 04:49:06 pm
I don’t want money from them I will be worse off I want them to say you work outside away from the public,crack on then.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: deeege on March 26, 2020, 04:50:28 pm
I don’t want money from them I will be worse off I want them to say you work outside away from the public,crack on then.

They’ve already said that. Crack on.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: KS Cleaning on March 26, 2020, 04:56:35 pm
I just spoke to My ( Chartered) accountant regarding the self employed situation to be announced Today .
He said
1/ the 3 years Accounts include 2019 - 2020 so need to get Account in This week .
2/ Payments would start the end of April but be backdated
3/ Whatever They declare We will receive Today for example 80% of your average weekly income after tax , Worked out over the last 3 years . We Will Get !
4/ The Accountant will sort it all out for Me / Ask Yours if so ?
5/ Lastly I sent a group text to My customers last night saying I stopped working since Mondays Announcement to stay at home .
which I hope would help as  a Backup proof of When I stopped working . I also added in the text I'm happy to help any of My old or at risk Customers if They need shopping or Prescriptions etc. The response was amazing , Text after text saying They'll be waiting for Me when things calm down .
To send a group text You need an app called Groups.
All the best.
Don’t think there is any way you will be getting 80% of your average weekly income after tax. The figure I heard is 80% up to a maximum of £1700 per month
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: NWH on March 26, 2020, 04:58:16 pm
39 posts you are obviously visiting or coming back under another name,either way tracksuit and trainers on  off with a jog.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: deeege on March 26, 2020, 04:59:49 pm
39 posts you are obviously visiting or coming back under another name,either way tracksuit and trainers on  off with a jog.

Who are you the forum police? Give it a rest ffs.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: NWH on March 26, 2020, 05:00:28 pm
I’ve dealt with various accountants over the years as you put it in brackets”chartered” let me tell you there’s pricks in all walks of life accountants being 1 of the thickest and longest.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: pauld on March 26, 2020, 05:18:25 pm
P.s Thats not meant to any of the decent normal people discussing things here . Just the Idiots.
Title: Re: Just spoke to Accountant
Post by: Don Kee on March 26, 2020, 05:22:13 pm
I reckon I am ones of the "decent, normal people".

In fact, I'm sure I am.