Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Klean07 on July 07, 2019, 11:41:45 am
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I've got a few for example there is a lady that looks like Miss Marple, a bloke with a Gold wing car and a large 3 story house with a large clock fixed into top. So when referring to these its Marple, Gold and clock plus many more!
Anyone else do this?
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I have, the doc's (yep, a doctor)
The driver (driving instructor)
Golfer
Etc, etx
(corrected ;D)
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The diver
You clean Jack Grealish’s house? ;)
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The diver
You clean Jack Grealish’s house? ;)
You a nose then James?
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I have, the doc's (yep, a doctor)
The diver (driving instructor)
Golfer
Etc, etx
How strange me too! ::)roll
Biker ( he’s a biker! )
Den ( dentist)
Swimmer ( he goes swimming)
Etc , etc
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We have "The Boat Yard". Boat and trailer in garden (Right pain).
The Teacher,
The Carpet man (Has a carpet shop),
we used to have "The bad payers house" but cured that one by forgetting to go!!
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Sultana corduroy guy, is my favourite.
Also we’ve:
Bad arm lady
Norwegian pony lady
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Betty big tits ( Sandra )
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The arty fartys ( artist and wife).
Dry bread (plenty of money, no personality).
The cat lady ( felines everywhere, stinks of p and windows covered in cat saliva).
Foghorn (hear her before you see her).
Plenty of others I'd rather not repeat.
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The diver
You clean Jack Grealish’s house? ;)
You a nose then James?
Haha yes mate I’m blessed/cursed to be a bluenose til I die ;D
I take it you’re a villa fan
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In no particular order...
Miserable speccy b4st4rd - wot it says on the tin. Dislike him, like his money though.
OCD man - immaculate garden and no personality
CaravanMan - spends 4 months each year in their in tent effectively p-ing in a chemical loo then moving pitch every time a loud family land next door to them through the school holidays ???
Topless Julie - yeah. It's obvious. And a great memory ;D
Never Ending Story - older lady who takes 30 minutes to deliver a 1 minute story. No wonder her husband avoids her.
Dutch - he's Dutch. In case I forget he's Dutch.
MadPam - she's called Pam and is mad. I mean properly booloo. But in a nice way compared to some.
Round the Bend - they live round the corner from a great run of work but are, sadly, completely nuts. Dad wears a Charles Bronson style wig. Or maybe a Persian cat. It's hard to tell without really staring. Mum is just a disembodied voice from upstairs, like in a 1970's sitcom. Son is a card-carrying fruitloop. The back garden has a heady aroma of human wee. Not bad people, but just.... nuts.
All I can think of off the top of my head...
God knows what they call me...
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Brilliant markymark, round the bend sound like fun 😂
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plant pot man ??? ??? ??? ::)roll
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I have others bed man because he owns a bed shop, horrible tea lady, chatter because can never get away once they start chatting. There'll be a few more later.
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We have Bungalow palace
Huge place with 2 massive conservatories - in and out clean 4 weekly
Darran
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I got a woman called “Leather suite” has spent all her life sunbathing and has killed her skin
I had a “Poo alley”
Got a Janyce with a Y , that tells me every visit
Mr mmm ahh yeah , some kind of tick
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Ahhh Cato! - The Kato crane dealership.
Liz - Mrs. Hurley, attractive but not THAT attractive.
Ozzy - Mr. Osbourne.
Mrs. Gormless - Mrs. Gormley.
Fly Fishing - Mr. Hartley
Watson? - Mrs. Offer
Lapdancer - Mrs. Lapworth
Hippy - Mrs. Chick.
Smellza - Mr. Garlick
Ooooh Betty! - Mrs Betty
Jostlin and Shovin' - Mrs Jocelyn
Mrs Escort - Mrs Ford
Trees R - Theresa Green
Noddy - Mr Slade
Paddy O - Mr Dawes
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The Naturists, i kid you not!!!
They are both in their 80's😱😱😱😱
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The Willy Waggler - Dumped but not forgotten ???
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The Willy Waggler - Dumped but not forgotten ???
Can you explain ???
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We have:
Steve Pomranke - A man who looks EXACTLY like the guy from Gold Divers. I thought it was actually him the first time.
Mid Life Crisis - 50yr old man who bought a sports car and wears sunglasses even in the winter
Bella Dog - House that has a wonderful dog called Bella. Never met the owner (all done by email)
Old Crazies - An old couple who are so forgetful I wonder how they are not in a home. The daughter (who lives at the other end of the country) arranged the clean and pays us.
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The Willy Waggler - Dumped but not forgotten ???
Can you explain ???
Only ever named one - The Willy Waggler
Slippers, V neck jumper, untold amounts of dandruff, very sweaty looking and in his 40's still living with his wheelchair bound mum in a bungalow and obviously never worked in his life.
Back in the day when traditional I was soaping up a large frosted window and was convinced that the custie performed some sort of strange dance in the hallway! Something seemed wrong but I couldn't put my finger on it. 6 weeks later, cleaned the front and popped round the side to the frosted one, soaped it up then went straight to the back where I could look down the hallway. There stood my now ex custie with his jeans and pants round his ankles jiggling about for all his worth glancing into the front room to check mum can't see him.
I believe the phrase 'Babies arm holding an orange' would be suitable to describe what I saw, the only saving grace being that he wasn't stood to attention. And yes I did finish the bungalow, got paid and never went back, although the muppet rang me 7-8 weeks later see why I hadn't cleaned and couldn't understand why I no longer wished to clean 'due' to his dancing.
Weird just Weird
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Capn Sparkle 😱😂
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Omg this has become a 'thing'!
Took on Catherine Tate as a customer today - hopefully doesn't turn into NAN