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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: nathankaye on June 05, 2019, 09:40:44 am

Title: Worse business name
Post by: nathankaye on June 05, 2019, 09:40:44 am
So what's the worst  cleaning company name  you have seen or heard?

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Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: jonboywalton75 on June 05, 2019, 10:24:13 am
Lord of the Rungs, that is the Best
Worst :- Crystal Clear
Wow how unimaginative can you get
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on June 05, 2019, 10:47:22 am
NK Services  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: zesty on June 05, 2019, 12:22:19 pm
Usually window cleaners using the word ‘pure’ or ‘spotless’ show a lack of imagination.

Then again, i suppose customers for the most part don’t actually care!

Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on June 05, 2019, 12:51:25 pm
Yep.  Some names are to close together with others which causes confusion with the public.
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: P @ F on June 05, 2019, 01:02:45 pm
I couldn’t have picked a worse one , I have to do it properly now and not pull a Nath  ;D

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1559736155_468908F6-1EE7-4D7B-A043-86A1D062FC92.png)
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: nathankaye on June 05, 2019, 01:32:11 pm
NK Services  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I was waiting for that!  😂😂
But it is: (external cleaning specialist,,,,,,, so not just a window cleaner, hence services)

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1559740066_logo v1 (1).jpg)
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: Shrek on June 05, 2019, 02:07:19 pm
NK Services  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I thought it was Ink services  ::)roll :D
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: p1w1 on June 05, 2019, 03:36:12 pm
Those that are spelled wrong  on purpose.
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: 4Seasons on June 05, 2019, 05:04:54 pm
I couldn’t have picked a worse one , I have to do it properly now and not pull a Nath  ;D

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1559736155_468908F6-1EE7-4D7B-A043-86A1D062FC92.png)

Tagline: "Your pane is our pleasure" by any chance?
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: Spruce on June 05, 2019, 05:15:32 pm
I couldn’t have picked a worse one , I have to do it properly now and not pull a Nath  ;D

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1559736155_468908F6-1EE7-4D7B-A043-86A1D062FC92.png)



Tagline: "Your pane is our pleasure" by any chance?

Should it not be "Pains and Frames"? Just kidding ;D
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: Johnny B on June 05, 2019, 09:11:17 pm
Any name with an apostrophe that shouldn't be there!

John
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: G Griffin on June 06, 2019, 09:26:35 am
NK Services  ;D ;D ;D ;D

I was waiting for that!  😂😂
But it is: (external cleaning specialist,,,,,,, so not just a window cleaner, hence services)

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1559740066_logo v1 (1).jpg)
A specialist, eh?
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: nathankaye on June 06, 2019, 09:51:43 am
Who was called odd bods?  Was that smurf?
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: Smudger on June 06, 2019, 10:17:31 am
pardon ?


Darran
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: p1w1 on June 06, 2019, 11:44:36 am
Who was called odd bods?  Was that smurf?
No, some cowboy outfit from a part of the UK that have very strange people living there ;D ;D
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: Shrek on June 06, 2019, 12:18:31 pm
Where is smurf these days or what’s his new name?
He seemed to disappear after it was in the paper that some cowboy charged 1k for a gutter clean  :o
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: Smudger on June 06, 2019, 12:57:24 pm
if he's here under a new name he'a kept it secret very well - always up for an arguement - last I heard he had been banned from just about every forum and facebook page  ???

odd = different (special)  ;D

Darran
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: G Griffin on June 06, 2019, 01:05:29 pm
NK Services  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Be careful what you post; even in jest, Jester.
There's a firm servicing clients in Stirlingshire, Scotland called that. They 'deal' with people encroaching onto their patch and claiming their name. The name was the initials of their late father and the four sons are very protective of his legacy.
'Ned' Kelly, the father, contracted pneumonia doing an exterior clean in the rain and never recovered. Consequently, they have been known to 'retire' anyone seen working in the rain; even if they have a long, drawn out explanation letter.
A lad I know, Neil Kenyon, set up as NK Services in Stirlingshire and he now consumes his Toby Carvery carvery through a straw.
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Post by: JandS on June 06, 2019, 01:11:58 pm
Pneumonia from working in the rain...lol.
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: JandS on June 06, 2019, 01:12:22 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1559823129_15171281_1182517261803955_7312100617031330614_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: G Griffin on June 06, 2019, 04:31:31 pm
Pneumonia from working in the rain...lol.
It's not funny.
And he wasn't working, he was exterior cleaning for a client because he'd been highly recommended.
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: Spruce on June 06, 2019, 05:20:32 pm
(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1559823129_15171281_1182517261803955_7312100617031330614_n.jpg)

This one is priceless - I love it.

We are rather behind schedule atm and I've thought about changing our name to Mr. Clean.
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: Shrek on June 06, 2019, 05:28:51 pm
Pneumonia from working in the rain...lol.
It's not funny.
And he wasn't working, he was exterior cleaning for a client because he'd been highly recommended.

Ffs 😂😂🤣😂
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: JandS on June 06, 2019, 08:10:12 pm
He wasn't working but he was doing an exterior clean?
How do you catch pneumonia from exterior cleaning in the rain?
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: G Griffin on June 06, 2019, 09:13:37 pm
He wasn't working but he was doing an exterior clean?
How do you catch pneumonia from exterior cleaning in the rain?
You don't catch it. It develops. It creeps up on you.
Especially on exterior cleans. In the rain. Particularly Stirlingshire rain.
It goes straight to your chest.
You're going to get me into trouble with the Kelly brothers, JandS.
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: Splash & dash on June 06, 2019, 10:22:27 pm
You clearly don’t have any medical knowledge if you think that’s how you get pneumonia
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: G Griffin on June 06, 2019, 11:30:54 pm
You clearly don’t have any medical knowledge if you think that’s how you get pneumonia
Have you ever done an exterior clean in Stirlingshire rain?
I've not and I've never had pneumonia, so what does that tell you?
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: Dave Willis on June 07, 2019, 07:22:00 am
 ;D
Title: Re: Worse business name
Post by: robbo333 on June 07, 2019, 01:48:05 pm
'SCRUBBERS'

 ;D