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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: The Jester of Wibbly on August 23, 2018, 01:43:02 pm

Title: You've missed a bit
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on August 23, 2018, 01:43:02 pm
Why is it that people have to shout "you've missed a bit!"   then burst out laughing as if they've made up the joke of the year!

Not funny, even though I still give them a polite but fake smile back.

Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: Soupy on August 23, 2018, 02:18:28 pm
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Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: Dry Clean on August 23, 2018, 02:36:28 pm
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Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: nathankaye on August 23, 2018, 03:43:53 pm
Or
Your gonna make it rain now!!

If we had a pound for everytime someone mentioned either sentences I'm sure we could all retire by now n live it up
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: Slacky on August 23, 2018, 05:07:19 pm
Yup, ‘it’s gonna rain now’ or ‘every time you come it rains’.

‘No it feckin’ doesn’t you stupid  bint’ is what I always would like to reply with. So far, I never have. I had one place, a care home in town, where the girl on the desk would say it every f***ing time. Every f***ing time!

And I mean, every time.
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: paul alan on August 23, 2018, 05:25:32 pm
Or "I'm gonna have to do the insides now" But you won't though will you?  they'll still be filthy next time I call!!
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: paul alan on August 23, 2018, 05:27:57 pm
There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: james peters on August 23, 2018, 06:52:00 pm
There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

lol. lovely part of wales you live in paul... after my marriage ended I dated a girl from Conwy for 3 years (well .. a woman .. I am 46)
I live in south wales .
we spent a weekend at the kinmel hotel and spa.
spent many weekends in north wales .. she lived in penmaenmawr
your houses are  different to what we have in the south , lots of 3 storeys
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: paul alan on August 23, 2018, 07:38:55 pm
There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

lol. lovely part of wales you live in paul... after my marriage ended I dated a girl from Conwy for 3 years (well .. a woman .. I am 46)
I live in south wales .
we spent a weekend at the kinmel hotel and spa.
spent many weekends in north wales .. she lived in penmaenmawr
your houses are  different to what we have in the south , lots of 3 storeys


I love North Wales! I moved away to Cheshire for a decade, never again. Its not that I didn't like Warrington, I just love it here.
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: Stoots on August 23, 2018, 08:03:08 pm
There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

lol. lovely part of wales you live in paul... after my marriage ended I dated a girl from Conwy for 3 years (well .. a woman .. I am 46)
I live in south wales .
we spent a weekend at the kinmel hotel and spa.
spent many weekends in north wales .. she lived in penmaenmawr
your houses are  different to what we have in the south , lots of 3 storeys


I love North Wales! I moved away to Cheshire for a decade, never again. Its not that I didn't like Warrington, I just love it here.

You`re not far from kinmel bay are you paul ?

Im coming down to wales in september, staying near there.

I do like wales, especially snowdonia
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: John Mart on August 23, 2018, 08:07:15 pm
Shame about the Welsh though.  ;D
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: paul alan on August 23, 2018, 08:13:54 pm
There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

lol. lovely part of wales you live in paul... after my marriage ended I dated a girl from Conwy for 3 years (well .. a woman .. I am 46)
I live in south wales .
we spent a weekend at the kinmel hotel and spa.
spent many weekends in north wales .. she lived in penmaenmawr
your houses are  different to what we have in the south , lots of 3 storeys


I love North Wales! I moved away to Cheshire for a decade, never again. Its not that I didn't like Warrington, I just love it here.

You`re not far from kinmel bay are you paul ?

Im coming down to wales in september, staying near there.

I do like wales, especially snowdonia


I am 5 mins away, did criminal bay today.


Let me know when your coming and we'll meet up if you like
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: paul alan on August 23, 2018, 08:14:38 pm
Shame about the Welsh though.  ;D

I know they all talk gibberish backwards
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: james peters on August 23, 2018, 08:27:25 pm
lol . lol. lol. you speak funny up there. my ex spoke welsh in a scous accent...was hilarious
 ;D
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: nathankaye on August 23, 2018, 09:06:26 pm
A line adapted from brave heart.

The problem with Wales (Scotland) is that its full of the welsh (Scots)
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: Stoots on August 23, 2018, 09:10:09 pm
There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

lol. lovely part of wales you live in paul... after my marriage ended I dated a girl from Conwy for 3 years (well .. a woman .. I am 46)
I live in south wales .
we spent a weekend at the kinmel hotel and spa.
spent many weekends in north wales .. she lived in penmaenmawr
your houses are  different to what we have in the south , lots of 3 storeys


I love North Wales! I moved away to Cheshire for a decade, never again. Its not that I didn't like Warrington, I just love it here.

You`re not far from kinmel bay are you paul ?

Im coming down to wales in september, staying near there.

I do like wales, especially snowdonia


I am 5 mins away, did criminal bay today.


Let me know when your coming and we'll meet up if you like

End of September.

I'll let you know, I've got your number.  8)




Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: paul alan on August 23, 2018, 09:31:02 pm
lol . lol. lol. you speak funny up there. my ex spoke welsh in a scous accent...was hilarious
 ;D

You wanna here the Welsh trying to speak scouse
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: Bungle on August 23, 2018, 09:57:11 pm
There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

I know of a plumber who's surname is Leek. I also know of an electrician and this is no bull who's surname is Watt, his first name is Tom  ;D
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: G Griffin on August 23, 2018, 10:19:32 pm
I also know of an electrician and this is no bull who's surname is Watt, his first name is Tom  ;D
He's on second. Who is on first.
Tom Watt played Lofty in EastEnders too. Arsenal fan, I think.
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: paul alan on August 24, 2018, 06:34:32 am
There's actually a window cleaner local to me who's called himself Mister Bit!??

Its like setting up as a plumber and calling yourself "leaky"

I know of a plumber who's surname is Leek. I also know of an electrician and this is no bull who's surname is Watt, his first name is Tom  ;D

Shocking!
Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: dazmond on August 24, 2018, 08:13:28 am
your not cleaning my windows today are you?(ive just unreeled 20m of hose and extended my pole to their bedroom window!) ::)roll ;D.....ER YES!!

this should be on the other thread but hey ho! ;D



Title: Re: You've missed a bit
Post by: Kev Martin on August 24, 2018, 08:30:11 am
lol . lol. lol. you speak funny up there. my ex spoke welsh in a scous accent...was hilarious
 ;D

You wanna here the Welsh trying to speak scouse

Hear FTFY

Kev “The Bright Welshman”  ;D