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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: John Mart on June 23, 2018, 03:06:15 pm

Title: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: John Mart on June 23, 2018, 03:06:15 pm: Message Body:
Hi,just looking for some one to come round and clean windows and window sills.

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My reply was “ok”. Childish I know but I do get fed up with these and let’s be honest, it doesn’t look like a hot one.

“How much do you charge?” is a common one.
Title: Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: bobplum on June 23, 2018, 04:00:38 pm: "Hi, we have a three bed house".........that was it...so i replied, "no one likes a bragger".....i didn't get that job :)
Title: Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: John Mart on June 23, 2018, 04:37:13 pm: Quote from: bobplum on June 23, 2018, 04:00:38 pm
"Hi, we have a three bed house".........that was it...so i replied, "no one likes a bragger".....i didn't get that job :)
Haha, this was you right? Or some other wag. Just Received.

Message Body:
HI WE HAVE A 3 BEDROOM

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;D
Title: Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: John Mart on June 23, 2018, 04:38:10 pm: I’m an idiot ;D ;D ;D.
Title: Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: John Mart on June 23, 2018, 04:38:47 pm: From: bertie Mcwankpuffin <robbym37@hotmail.co.uk>
Phone: 07713 112347

Message Body:
Yo , Geeeeeeez, hows it hanging ?

need somebody to clean ma winda's at my house , 5 bed detached with conservatory .

my current cleaner does all of it including the roof for 5 bucks and a blowie from my wife .......can you beat that?
Title: Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: ֍Winp®oClean֍ on June 23, 2018, 07:03:42 pm: "Quote please" .......that was it! ::)roll
Title: Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: John Mart on June 23, 2018, 07:15:42 pm: Quote from: Peavey Wolfgang on June 23, 2018, 07:03:42 pm
"Quote please" .......that was it! ::)roll
I do hope you replied with “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day”.
Title: Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: tlwcs on June 24, 2018, 08:50:20 am: Message,
Hi, I have a house in house in four oaks and I only need a price for window cleaning, not a visit.

Response,
To be fair to us both I would need to see your property to price it. However, if it just a price you require I doubt it will be more than £500

2 years on I'm still waiting.
Title: Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: robert mitchell on June 24, 2018, 04:13:11 pm: Quote from: John Mart on June 23, 2018, 04:38:47 pm
From: bertie Mcwankpuffin <robbym37@hotmail.co.uk>
Phone: 07713 112347

Message Body:
Yo , Geeeeeeez, hows it hanging ?

need somebody to clean ma winda's at my house , 5 bed detached with conservatory .

my current cleaner does all of it including the roof for 5 bucks and a blowie from my wife .......can you beat that?

;D
Title: Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: Slacky on June 24, 2018, 04:17:19 pm: I just get a feeling inside which I can only describe as wanting to shoot them when I get enquiries like that.

So far I haven’t, but I can’t promise I never will.
Title: Re: Idiotic email enquiries- post your examples.
Post by: John Mart on June 24, 2018, 04:33:25 pm: Quote from: Slacky on June 24, 2018, 04:17:19 pm
I just get a feeling inside which I can only describe as wanting to shoot them when I get enquiries like that.

So far I haven’t, but I can’t promise I never will.
They are safe because the idiots never give an address.