Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Missing Link on June 12, 2018, 08:09:19 am
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A quote for a conservatory roof clean, AND a dog and family portrait photography session...
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Have any of you had any weird 'added extras'?
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Yes, I was on the nest last night with a customer. No payment received, I’m wondering if that means a refund is required.
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I got asked if I clean out gas fires??
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Can you install a sky satilite?
Erm .....
No
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Just some that I can recall.....
I once got asked to install a plastic Hawk up on the apex of a house roof to scare the pigeons away?!
To dispose of a Hare that had been killed by a dog.
Been asked to remove Ivy from a house wall.
Fence painting.
Car cleaning.
Caravan cleaning.
Empty a large sack of bird seed into boxes.
Remove contents from the bottom of a chest freezer.
Asked to help pick a 90 year old fella up from his daughters living room floor and put him back in his chair.
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ive cut ivy down,fixed gutters,outside painting jobs,cut trees down,etc...allsorts........but that was many years ago before i had a decent round and needed any work i could get....
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Just some that I can recall.....
I once got asked to install a plastic Hawk up on the apex of a house roof to scare the pigeons away?!
To dispose of a Hare that had been killed by a dog.
Been asked to remove Ivy from a house wall.
Fence painting.
Car cleaning.
Caravan cleaning.
Empty a large sack of bird seed into boxes.
Remove contents from the bottom of a chest freezer.
Asked to help pick a 90 year old fella up from his daughters living room floor and put him back in his chair.
thats all in a days work for me.... ;D
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Can you clean the sills next time.
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Can you clean the sills next time.
Can you dry the windows before you leave 😂😂
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I've been asked if I:
Clean chimneys
Replace crow guard on chimney
Take away rubbish
Paint
Fit a chandalier
Repair a satellite dish
Put up/take down xmas decorations
Trim a hedge/mow lawns
Give lifts
There are probably more but you get the idea.
John
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Just some that I can recall.....
I once got asked to install a plastic Hawk up on the apex of a house roof to scare the pigeons away?!
To dispose of a Hare that had been killed by a dog.
Been asked to remove Ivy from a house wall.
Fence painting.
Car cleaning.
Caravan cleaning.
Empty a large sack of bird seed into boxes.
Remove contents from the bottom of a chest freezer.
Asked to help pick a 90 year old fella up from his daughters living room floor and put him back in his chair.
Haha...that reminds me of having to pick up a customers ill husband out of the shower. NAKED!
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Just some that I can recall.....
I once got asked to install a plastic Hawk up on the apex of a house roof to scare the pigeons away?!
To dispose of a Hare that had been killed by a dog.
Been asked to remove Ivy from a house wall.
Fence painting.
Car cleaning.
Caravan cleaning.
Empty a large sack of bird seed into boxes.
Remove contents from the bottom of a chest freezer.
Asked to help pick a 90 year old fella up from his daughters living room floor and put him back in his chair.
Haha...that reminds me of having to pick up a customers ill husband out of the shower. NAKED!
Why did you have to be naked?
Or was that by choice? ;D
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Whilst I was cleaning a front porch I got asked by an elderly customer to water her hanging baskets.
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I get asked to clean this hot woman’s shower screen each month , it’s always really soapy like she’s been rubbing her ass on it . I kindly oblige as she’s always in her silk dressing gown , she works from home , I’m sure she’s a porn star or something because when I walked past one of the bedrooms , there were cameras set up and laptop on the bed 🛏
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I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.
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I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.
did you oblige?
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I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.
did you oblige?
Yes. I said the extra charge was an additional cuppa
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I occasionally get asked 'do you offer an other services'
I kept a dead straight face and say 'hairdressing' ;D
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I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.
did you oblige?
Yes. I said the extra charge was an additional cuppa
Was the job itself a big one?
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I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.
did you oblige?
He also left a note to say when he'd be back to clean it next time 😂
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A window cleaner I know (who comes on here occasionally) was asked to watch a guy have a wank while he cleaned his windows.
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I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.
did you oblige?
Yes. I said the extra charge was an additional cuppa
Was the job itself a big one?
Not really; £50 one. a 4 bed detached family home, you know the sort that 68 reg Audi's and/or KIA's are parked up on with an able & cole hamper stacked neatly by the "OAK" door.
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I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.
did you oblige?
He also left a note to say when he'd be back to clean it next time 😂
Incidentally this is how i picked up this customer; from a recommendation due to my next date system...so stick it up yer..... ::)roll