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Title: Classic snob one
Post by: Marc Stock on May 09, 2018, 04:14:27 pm
Hehe i had to chuckle to myself.

Was doing a new clean this morning, and a lady approaches me "can you come and have a look at our windows, our window cleaner is ill and hasn't cleaned us for over a year"

"yes of course, let me just finish up this window and i will have a look for you" i replied.

So a few moment later, i'm in her back garden, i have looked over the house, its not a big place, but detached, nicely presented, and I give her the price" £52

 :o shocked she was, "that's a bit on the steep side isn't it? " "well, not really " i said its very competitive, i can assure you that (i am on a push to get work right now).

So i ask her, how often did the last window cleaner come? "every two months or so" she said. "Ok", i said and how much did he charge you (i'm thinking its got to be  something like  £12, considering her reaction earlier)  "£40. "£40? i said.....confused...that's not much less is it, and how long ago did he last do them? "its got to be a year" (yeah right, the windows were green in some places). Anyway, we had a laugh, and she said will you do a deal, "i can do them for £45" i said, but that's only because i have another property opposite you and i can do them both together. Ok deal done... i will see if i can do the 1st clean this Friday or next Wednesday..".no worries" she said.

Anyway thats that, i carry on with my day, to get home to a VM message.

"oh hello, we spoke to one of your window cleaners, marc i think is his name... (it is just me love  ::)roll) and we were given a price to have the window cleaned, and we booked in for a clean?....well...i'm afraid we are going to have to cancel as we feel that the price is too high for the sort of work being done, so if you can please cancel our clean..and repeat we do not wish to continue any services with StockClean"

So i call her up, "hello mrs xxx" its marc from stockclean, you wanted to cancel the booking? "yes...its just too much money to pay for window cleaning" She said.

I say" But i gave you a discount, down to £45, are you telling me that £5 extra on window cleaning is really squeezing your budget that much?" She started to stutter and stumble" yes but we don't want to commit to a regular window cleaner"

So i say" But you come to me today saying that your current window cleaner is ill," "Yes" she said, he's ill and cant come every time we call him to come and clean the windows.  So i continue" so let me get this right...you want a window cleaner that is the same as £40 or less, and one that will come and clean as and when you ask him to?" Yes" She said I replied" Good luck with that one, mrs XXX  ::)roll can i be frank? "yes" she said pensively. "  Id say that he suffers from selective flu" "selective flu?" Yes...i said, he feels ill only when you call him! " she went very quiet lol.

What are these people like?



 

Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Don Kee on May 09, 2018, 04:22:59 pm
Hehe i had to chuckle to myself.

Was doing a new clean this morning, and a lady approaches me "can you come and have a look at our windows, our window cleaner is ill and hasn't cleaned us for over a year"

"yes of course, let me just finish up this window and i will have a look for you" i replied.

So a few moment later, i'm in her back garden, i have looked over the house, its not a big place, but detached, nicely presented, and I give her the price" £52

 :o shocked she was, "that's a bit on the steep side isn't it? " "well, not really " i said its very competitive, i can assure you that (i am on a push to get work right now).

So i ask her, how often did the last window cleaner come? "every two months or so" she said. "Ok", i said and how much did he charge you (i'm thinking its got to be  something like  £12, considering her reaction earlier)  "£40. "£40? i said.....confused...that's not much less is it, and how long ago did he last do them? "its got to be a year" (yeah right, the windows were green in some places). Anyway, we had a laugh, and she said will you do a deal, "i can do them for £45" i said, but that's only because i have another property opposite you and i can do them both together. Ok deal done... i will see if i can do the 1st clean this Friday or next Wednesday..".no worries" she said.

Anyway thats that, i carry on with my day, to get home to a VM message.

"oh hello, we spoke to one of your window cleaners, marc i think is his name... (it is just me love  ::)roll) and we were given a price to have the window cleaned, and we booked in for a clean?....well...i'm afraid we are going to have to cancel as we feel that the price is too high for the sort of work being done, so if you can please cancel our clean..and repeat we do not wish to continue any services with StockClean"

So i call her up, "hello mrs xxx" its marc from stockclean, you wanted to cancel the booking? "yes...its just too much money to pay for window cleaning" She said.

I say" But i gave you a discount, down to £45, are you telling me that £5 extra on window cleaning is really squeezing your budget that much?" She started to stutter and stumble" yes but we don't want to commit to a regular window cleaner"

So i say" But you come to me today saying that your current window cleaner is ill," "Yes" she said, he's ill and cant come every time we call him to come and clean the windows.  So i continue" so let me get this right...you want a window cleaner that is the same as £40 or less, and one that will come and clean as and when you ask him to?" Yes" She said I replied" Good luck with that one, mrs XXX  ::)roll can i be frank? "yes" she said pensively. "  Id say that he suffers from selective flu" "selective flu?" Yes...i said, he feels ill only when you call him! " she went very quiet lol.

What are these people like?



 



Why did you feel the need to ring her after she’d left you a message cancelling?

She cancelled, you hadn’t cleaned it yet....nothing lost, so who cares?

‘Pushing for work’ or not, don’t take it so personally dude.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Stoots on May 09, 2018, 04:28:20 pm
Nice one.

I have a similar customer. Started out as agreeing an 8 weekly but it soon turned out that she only wanted me at the drop of a hat as and when.

She would text and call me expecting me to drop everything.

That was a nice detached out in the sticks and I must admit I danced to her tune for a while when I needed the work.

Not anymore though she was shocked when I refused last time. She's never been back in touch  :D
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Marc Stock on May 09, 2018, 04:29:25 pm
Oh dont worry im not bothered.   ;D
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Slacky on May 09, 2018, 04:32:52 pm
Unprofessional.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Slacky on May 09, 2018, 04:33:21 pm
But, I get it.   :)
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: John Mart on May 09, 2018, 04:36:34 pm
I’ve given up being professional in anything other then day to day dealings. If someone is being an arse to me I point it out to them. No turning the other cheek. That said I wouldn’t have called this woman back. It’s ........ unprofessional.  ;D
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Marc Stock on May 09, 2018, 04:58:41 pm
For the record, i called her back to confirm the cancellation. But it was one of those moments.. you know it happens.
 

Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Slacky on May 09, 2018, 05:06:51 pm
I’ve given up being professional in anything other then day to day dealings. If someone is being an arse to me I point it out to them. No point turning the other cheek. That said I wouldn’t have called this woman back. It’s ........ unprofessional.  ;D

FTFY

Arse!
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Shrek on May 09, 2018, 05:20:19 pm


Anyway thats that, i carry on with my day, to get home to a VM message.

"oh hello, we spoke to one of your window cleaners, marc i think is his name... (it is just me love  ::)roll) and we were given a price to have the window cleaned, and we booked in for a clean?....well...i'm afraid we are going to have to cancel as we feel that the price is too high for the sort of work being done, so if you can please cancel our clean..and repeat we do not wish to continue any services with StockClean"




For the record, i called her back to confirm the cancellation. But it was one of those moments.. you know it happens.
 




Really?  I’m sure she said it 3 times that she was cancelling  :D

.... that was unprofessional  ;D
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: dazmond on May 09, 2018, 05:47:56 pm
Hehe i had to chuckle to myself.

Was doing a new clean this morning, and a lady approaches me "can you come and have a look at our windows, our window cleaner is ill and hasn't cleaned us for over a year"

"yes of course, let me just finish up this window and i will have a look for you" i replied.

So a few moment later, i'm in her back garden, i have looked over the house, its not a big place, but detached, nicely presented, and I give her the price" £52

 :o shocked she was, "that's a bit on the steep side isn't it? " "well, not really " i said its very competitive, i can assure you that (i am on a push to get work right now).

So i ask her, how often did the last window cleaner come? "every two months or so" she said. "Ok", i said and how much did he charge you (i'm thinking its got to be  something like  £12, considering her reaction earlier)  "£40. "£40? i said.....confused...that's not much less is it, and how long ago did he last do them? "its got to be a year" (yeah right, the windows were green in some places). Anyway, we had a laugh, and she said will you do a deal, "i can do them for £45" i said, but that's only because i have another property opposite you and i can do them both together. Ok deal done... i will see if i can do the 1st clean this Friday or next Wednesday..".no worries" she said.

Anyway thats that, i carry on with my day, to get home to a VM message.

"oh hello, we spoke to one of your window cleaners, marc i think is his name... (it is just me love  ::)roll) and we were given a price to have the window cleaned, and we booked in for a clean?....well...i'm afraid we are going to have to cancel as we feel that the price is too high for the sort of work being done, so if you can please cancel our clean..and repeat we do not wish to continue any services with StockClean"

So i call her up, "hello mrs xxx" its marc from stockclean, you wanted to cancel the booking? "yes...its just too much money to pay for window cleaning" She said.

I say" But i gave you a discount, down to £45, are you telling me that £5 extra on window cleaning is really squeezing your budget that much?" She started to stutter and stumble" yes but we don't want to commit to a regular window cleaner"

So i say" But you come to me today saying that your current window cleaner is ill," "Yes" she said, he's ill and cant come every time we call him to come and clean the windows.  So i continue" so let me get this right...you want a window cleaner that is the same as £40 or less, and one that will come and clean as and when you ask him to?" Yes" She said I replied" Good luck with that one, mrs XXX  ::)roll can i be frank? "yes" she said pensively. "  Id say that he suffers from selective flu" "selective flu?" Yes...i said, he feels ill only when you call him! " she went very quiet lol.

What are these people like?

 £52 to clean a medium size detached house......i dont blame her for cancelling before you ve done the first clean!even at £45 its a rip off....... ;D

....at least dick turpin wore a mask.....!! ;D

sometimes we can be a bit too greedy with pricing....(i know i have sometimes)and the result is no job to clean(or them cancelling after the first clean)......
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: SB Cleaning on May 09, 2018, 07:13:37 pm
If it was a house opposite to one i was cleaning regular it wouldn't bother me if she called when she wanted them doing...especially at that sort of money.

Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: jonny thompson on May 09, 2018, 07:16:04 pm
You may call her a snob I would call you a bloody rip off , £52 I’m glad she saw sense and cancelled
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Shrek on May 09, 2018, 07:23:25 pm
You may call her a snob I would call you a bloody rip off , £52 I’m glad she saw sense and cancelled

Hes down south Jonny - 1 bed flats cost half a million squid 🦑. His price is probably right for his area, if he was a rip off , I don’t think he’d be growing his business as fast as he is
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: davids3511 on May 09, 2018, 07:38:54 pm
Hehe i had to chuckle to myself.

Was doing a new clean this morning, and a lady approaches me "can you come and have a look at our windows, our window cleaner is ill and hasn't cleaned us for over a year"

"yes of course, let me just finish up this window and i will have a look for you" i replied.

So a few moment later, i'm in her back garden, i have looked over the house, its not a big place, but detached, nicely presented, and I give her the price" £52

 :o shocked she was, "that's a bit on the steep side isn't it? " "well, not really " i said its very competitive, i can assure you that (i am on a push to get work right now).

So i ask her, how often did the last window cleaner come? "every two months or so" she said. "Ok", i said and how much did he charge you (i'm thinking its got to be  something like  £12, considering her reaction earlier)  "£40. "£40? i said.....confused...that's not much less is it, and how long ago did he last do them? "its got to be a year" (yeah right, the windows were green in some places). Anyway, we had a laugh, and she said will you do a deal, "i can do them for £45" i said, but that's only because i have another property opposite you and i can do them both together. Ok deal done... i will see if i can do the 1st clean this Friday or next Wednesday..".no worries" she said.

Anyway thats that, i carry on with my day, to get home to a VM message.

"oh hello, we spoke to one of your window cleaners, marc i think is his name... (it is just me love  ::)roll) and we were given a price to have the window cleaned, and we booked in for a clean?....well...i'm afraid we are going to have to cancel as we feel that the price is too high for the sort of work being done, so if you can please cancel our clean..and repeat we do not wish to continue any services with StockClean"

So i call her up, "hello mrs xxx" its marc from stockclean, you wanted to cancel the booking? "yes...its just too much money to pay for window cleaning" She said.

I say" But i gave you a discount, down to £45, are you telling me that £5 extra on window cleaning is really squeezing your budget that much?" She started to stutter and stumble" yes but we don't want to commit to a regular window cleaner"

So i say" But you come to me today saying that your current window cleaner is ill," "Yes" she said, he's ill and cant come every time we call him to come and clean the windows.  So i continue" so let me get this right...you want a window cleaner that is the same as £40 or less, and one that will come and clean as and when you ask him to?" Yes" She said I replied" Good luck with that one, mrs XXX  ::)roll can i be frank? "yes" she said pensively. "  Id say that he suffers from selective flu" "selective flu?" Yes...i said, he feels ill only when you call him! " she went very quiet lol.

What are these people like?

 £52 to clean a medium size detached house......i dont blame her for cancelling before you ve done the first clean!even at £45 its a rip off....... ;D

....at least dick turpin wore a mask.....!! ;D

sometimes we can be a bit too greedy with pricing....(i know i have sometimes)and the result is no job to clean(or them cancelling after the first clean)......
Your one to talk @ £80.00 an hour ;)
http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=211790.msg1894172#msg1894172
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: jonny thompson on May 09, 2018, 07:54:02 pm
Yep rip off is the wrong phrase, bloody expensive though
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: chris turner on May 09, 2018, 08:00:46 pm
Those prices are high. I do a lot of work in Marcs neck of the woods and the average prices are £20 - £25 for standard detached.
£52 for a one off I can understand, not for a bi monthly though.
Pass her my details Marc, il do it for £35 ;D
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Bungle on May 09, 2018, 08:05:46 pm
I'm getting confused. Is Marc Stock the same bloke as nathankaye?
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Shrek on May 09, 2018, 08:22:07 pm
Those prices are high. I do a lot of work in Marcs neck of the woods and the average prices are £20 - £25 for standard detached.
£52 for a one off I can understand, not for a bi monthly though.
Pass her my details Marc, il do it for £35 ;D

I thought £20 was a standard 3 bed semi ???
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Stoots on May 09, 2018, 09:15:04 pm
How big exactly was this house marc?

£52 is a lot of money, my biggest house is £30 lol and thats massive
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Marc Stock on May 09, 2018, 09:28:37 pm
It wasnt £52. It was £45.

I have houses that i charge £250 for and these houses, just the front hallway is as big as four houses stacked together in my road.

£45 is not much, and is a bit on the cheaper side imo, in addition to that her old windy charged her £40.

Anyway this isnt a debate about prices. Its about the funny messer story i posted to start with, you know...an antidote? Kinda the point of this forum i thought to let off steam and share customer stories.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: nathankaye on May 09, 2018, 10:08:25 pm
Haha, just to confuse Bungle (cheeky g@t)

The potential customer did say the other cleaner charged £40 and that was way over a yesr ago. So going by that, £45 or even £50 odd shouldnt have been that much of a shock.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Slacky on May 09, 2018, 10:09:27 pm
How big exactly was this house marc?

£52 is a lot of money, my biggest house is £30 lol and thats massive

Really?

Funny innit. Im in the middle of a prolonged discussion about cleaning some old bats windows down here regularly, 2 monthly. Ive quoted her £225 for the outsides and £400 for insides. I won't budge,  she wants the lot doing for the £400.00.

The best she can do is get a quote from another company.  I'd rather walk than be dictated to about my prices.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: nathankaye on May 09, 2018, 10:16:45 pm
How big exactly was this house marc?

£52 is a lot of money, my biggest house is £30 lol and thats massive

Really?

Funny innit. Im in the middle of a prolonged discussion about cleaning some old bats windows down here regularly, 2 monthly. Ive quoted her £225 for the outsides and £400 for insides. I won't budge,  she wants the lot doing for the £400.00.

The best she can do is get a quote from another company.  I'd rather walk than be dictated to about my prices.

I dont mind the odd haggle on prices, as a nation we dont generally do it. But ive seen people get great deals in electrical stores and especially in the motor trade.
However some people take it too far. If they tried and still got the same price, they should either accept it or look else where. Its that simple or at least it should be  ;D
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Stoots on May 09, 2018, 10:31:42 pm
How big exactly was this house marc?


£52 is a lot of money, my biggest house is £30 lol and thats massive

Really?

Funny innit. Im in the middle of a prolonged discussion about cleaning some old bats windows down here regularly, 2 monthly. Ive quoted her £225 for the outsides and £400 for insides. I won't budge,  she wants the lot doing for the £400.00.

The best she can do is get a quote from another company.  I'd rather walk than be dictated to about my prices.

Yeh, where I work there are not many big houses. 95% of my round is 3 bed semis and 3-4 bed detacheds.

I do one house at £30, one at £25, a couple at £20 but the majority are £10-15 range.

The £30 quidder takes about 30-40 mins.
It's probably a  750k house, but a 750k house round here is probably a £2m house in your area, I don't know...

But then again a two bed terraced can be had for 60k near me so it's all relative.

Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: KS Cleaning on May 09, 2018, 10:47:12 pm
It wasnt £52. It was £45.

I have houses that i charge £250 for and these houses, just the front hallway is as big as four houses stacked together in my road.

£45 is not much, and is a bit on the cheaper side imo, in addition to that her old windy charged her £40.

Anyway this isnt a debate about prices. Its about the funny messer story i posted to start with, you know...an antidote? Kinda the point of this forum i thought to let off steam and share customer stories.
Perhaps she frequents ‘ the old biddies forum ‘ and has been telling everyone on there about a desperate window cleaner who won’t take no for an answer😂
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: G Griffin on May 10, 2018, 01:13:43 am
I'm getting confused. Is Marc Stock the same bloke as nathankaye?
Nearly.
They were conjoined twins, separated at birth and both ended up with uneven nipples.
They way to tell them apart is Marc wears an helmet and Nathan wears sunglasses.
Both for our benefit really  :-\.   
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: G Griffin on May 10, 2018, 01:35:41 am
Anyway this isnt a debate about prices. Its about the funny messer story i posted to start with, you know...an antidote?
 
I've got an anecdote about that.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Pete Thompson on May 10, 2018, 02:19:05 am
I think you badgered her a little bit when all she wanted was to cancel. Why argue about it? Life’s too short, personally I wouldn’t have wasted my time or energy.

And for the record, a high price is NOT a rip off. If you quote a price for a service, and the customer accepts the price, and you deliver the service promised, then nobody has been ripped off.

If you’re managing to get good prices for your service, that is to be commended not criticised. The only ones who need criticism are the cheap brigade who work for beer money.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: dazmond on May 10, 2018, 08:24:46 am
Hehe i had to chuckle to myself.

Was doing a new clean this morning, and a lady approaches me "can you come and have a look at our windows, our window cleaner is ill and hasn't cleaned us for over a year"

"yes of course, let me just finish up this window and i will have a look for you" i replied.

So a few moment later, i'm in her back garden, i have looked over the house, its not a big place, but detached, nicely presented, and I give her the price" £52

 :o shocked she was, "that's a bit on the steep side isn't it? " "well, not really " i said its very competitive, i can assure you that (i am on a push to get work right now).

So i ask her, how often did the last window cleaner come? "every two months or so" she said. "Ok", i said and how much did he charge you (i'm thinking its got to be  something like  £12, considering her reaction earlier)  "£40. "£40? i said.....confused...that's not much less is it, and how long ago did he last do them? "its got to be a year" (yeah right, the windows were green in some places). Anyway, we had a laugh, and she said will you do a deal, "i can do them for £45" i said, but that's only because i have another property opposite you and i can do them both together. Ok deal done... i will see if i can do the 1st clean this Friday or next Wednesday..".no worries" she said.

Anyway thats that, i carry on with my day, to get home to a VM message.

"oh hello, we spoke to one of your window cleaners, marc i think is his name... (it is just me love  ::)roll) and we were given a price to have the window cleaned, and we booked in for a clean?....well...i'm afraid we are going to have to cancel as we feel that the price is too high for the sort of work being done, so if you can please cancel our clean..and repeat we do not wish to continue any services with StockClean"

So i call her up, "hello mrs xxx" its marc from stockclean, you wanted to cancel the booking? "yes...its just too much money to pay for window cleaning" She said.

I say" But i gave you a discount, down to £45, are you telling me that £5 extra on window cleaning is really squeezing your budget that much?" She started to stutter and stumble" yes but we don't want to commit to a regular window cleaner"

So i say" But you come to me today saying that your current window cleaner is ill," "Yes" she said, he's ill and cant come every time we call him to come and clean the windows.  So i continue" so let me get this right...you want a window cleaner that is the same as £40 or less, and one that will come and clean as and when you ask him to?" Yes" She said I replied" Good luck with that one, mrs XXX  ::)roll can i be frank? "yes" she said pensively. "  Id say that he suffers from selective flu" "selective flu?" Yes...i said, he feels ill only when you call him! " she went very quiet lol.

What are these people like?

 £52 to clean a medium size detached house......i dont blame her for cancelling before you ve done the first clean!even at £45 its a rip off....... ;D

....at least dick turpin wore a mask.....!! ;D

sometimes we can be a bit too greedy with pricing....(i know i have sometimes)and the result is no job to clean(or them cancelling after the first clean)......
Your one to talk @ £80.00 an hour ;)
http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=211790.msg1894172#msg1894172

thats not every hour though mate ;D ;D

its 2 x£40 period properties right next to each other (3 storey sash windows).i just happen to be able to clean both within an hour.i need my 47 footer for some of the high windows......

im only pulling marcs leg anyway........ ;) :)

the woman in your link you put up has now cancelled after the first clean......too expensive..... ::)roll
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Marc Stock on May 10, 2018, 11:53:26 am
Dazmond, your a diamond.
 8)
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: davids3511 on May 10, 2018, 11:53:35 am
Hehe i had to chuckle to myself.

Was doing a new clean this morning, and a lady approaches me "can you come and have a look at our windows, our window cleaner is ill and hasn't cleaned us for over a year"

"yes of course, let me just finish up this window and i will have a look for you" i replied.

So a few moment later, i'm in her back garden, i have looked over the house, its not a big place, but detached, nicely presented, and I give her the price" £52

 :o shocked she was, "that's a bit on the steep side isn't it? " "well, not really " i said its very competitive, i can assure you that (i am on a push to get work right now).

So i ask her, how often did the last window cleaner come? "every two months or so" she said. "Ok", i said and how much did he charge you (i'm thinking its got to be  something like  £12, considering her reaction earlier)  "£40. "£40? i said.....confused...that's not much less is it, and how long ago did he last do them? "its got to be a year" (yeah right, the windows were green in some places). Anyway, we had a laugh, and she said will you do a deal, "i can do them for £45" i said, but that's only because i have another property opposite you and i can do them both together. Ok deal done... i will see if i can do the 1st clean this Friday or next Wednesday..".no worries" she said.

Anyway thats that, i carry on with my day, to get home to a VM message.

"oh hello, we spoke to one of your window cleaners, marc i think is his name... (it is just me love  ::)roll) and we were given a price to have the window cleaned, and we booked in for a clean?....well...i'm afraid we are going to have to cancel as we feel that the price is too high for the sort of work being done, so if you can please cancel our clean..and repeat we do not wish to continue any services with StockClean"

So i call her up, "hello mrs xxx" its marc from stockclean, you wanted to cancel the booking? "yes...its just too much money to pay for window cleaning" She said.

I say" But i gave you a discount, down to £45, are you telling me that £5 extra on window cleaning is really squeezing your budget that much?" She started to stutter and stumble" yes but we don't want to commit to a regular window cleaner"

So i say" But you come to me today saying that your current window cleaner is ill," "Yes" she said, he's ill and cant come every time we call him to come and clean the windows.  So i continue" so let me get this right...you want a window cleaner that is the same as £40 or less, and one that will come and clean as and when you ask him to?" Yes" She said I replied" Good luck with that one, mrs XXX  ::)roll can i be frank? "yes" she said pensively. "  Id say that he suffers from selective flu" "selective flu?" Yes...i said, he feels ill only when you call him! " she went very quiet lol.

What are these people like?

 £52 to clean a medium size detached house......i dont blame her for cancelling before you ve done the first clean!even at £45 its a rip off....... ;D

....at least dick turpin wore a mask.....!! ;D

sometimes we can be a bit too greedy with pricing....(i know i have sometimes)and the result is no job to clean(or them cancelling after the first clean)......
Your one to talk @ £80.00 an hour ;)
http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=211790.msg1894172#msg1894172

thats not every hour though mate ;D ;D

its 2 x£40 period properties right next to each other (3 storey sash windows).i just happen to be able to clean both within an hour.i need my 47 footer for some of the high windows......

im only pulling marcs leg anyway........ ;) :)

the woman in your link you put up has now cancelled after the first clean......too expensive..... ::)roll
Ah Daz I know you're only yankng his chain, same as I'm doing to you. In my book you get as much as you can for every job.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: NWH on May 10, 2018, 06:29:06 pm
No 1 rule is don’t do a job cheaper just because you have 1 opposite,what happens if you lose 1 you are then left with a reduced job. I would always get what you want for a said job,once you take a job on there’s nothing worse than doing a job for less than it should be.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: nathankaye on May 10, 2018, 08:13:16 pm
No 1 rule is don’t do a job cheaper just because you have 1 opposite,what happens if you lose 1 you are then left with a reduced job. I would always get what you want for a said job,once you take a job on there’s nothing worse than doing a job for less than it should be.

Absolutely agree. On other forums its ridiculous how many people are giving two prices that they would charge. The first being what they truly want and the second is if they had many on the street to do. Crazy!
Ild sooner have ten jobs at good prices rather than ten jobs at reduced price just to have ten houses on one street
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: NWH on May 10, 2018, 08:41:41 pm
The key is to have enough work so when’s you quote you are quoting what you want minimum but usually you go slightly over,I have a few in a culdesac they are 45 each the 3 jobs take 1.2 hours. It makes no difference to me what they think about how much I’m getting an hour in that little close  the point is they are paying 45 each not 135 each,it’s easy to think I’ll come down because you have a few ive done this   myself over the years only to be left with 1 if they move etc. Stick to your price it pays in the end.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: dazmond on May 10, 2018, 10:33:29 pm
i have 94 houses on one street and 74 on another....this work is cheaper than less compact work but i still earn well out of it....
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Johnny B on May 11, 2018, 12:34:41 am
Back on topic, reading between the lines I believe Marc 'lost' the customer when he told her that her previous window cleaner only got sick when she phoned him. She may have taken offence to that comment and decided after having a think about it to back out of the deal.

John
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: AuRavelling79 on May 11, 2018, 07:12:42 am
Back on topic, reading between the lines I believe Marc 'lost' the customer when he told her that her previous window cleaner only got sick when she phoned him. She may have taken offence to that comment and decided after having a think about it to back out of the deal.

John

Errr ... I think Marc lost the customer when he received a text saying she cancelled - three times.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Marc Stock on May 11, 2018, 08:22:17 am
1. She approaches me.
2. She asked for a price.
3. I gave her a price after a bit of haggling for a regular bi monthly window clean, we shook on it smiles and laughs (i don't mind a bit of haggling)
4. She cancels because 'im too expensive' innitally. When i point out that she haggled me down on the price and its only a fiver more than the last guy, whom by the way hasnt been for over a year.
5. It becomes clear she was infact looking for a knuckle dragging oik to come at her beck and call for less than 40 quid as and when she wanted it.
6. I simply called her out on it.

I didnt loose the customer, she never was one in the 1st place.

I thought it was funny, honestly im not bothered by it at all.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: ֍Winp®oClean֍ on May 11, 2018, 01:54:43 pm
She's just another control freak, you've had a lucky escape Marc!!
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: mufcglen on May 11, 2018, 03:03:22 pm
i wouldnt have bothered calling her back personally, just ignore them move on and in a few months they end up calling you again or come out to you on the street to which you say your too busy as a polite way of saying f##k off ;D
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: NWH on May 11, 2018, 03:34:32 pm
I’ve had the exact same thing lately with quotes,I have a window cleaner but he’s to expensive.
I don’t even bother coz he won’t be as expensive as me 😂. ,also I have a window cleaner but I want my weatherboarding cleaned can you give me a price. If I don’t get the Windows on a regular basis they don’t get other things on there house washed down by me anyway some people just think you are desperate for the work once they realise your not there attitude changes to the tune of oh maybe I’ll do it myself as I ain’t gonna get it done for peanuts.
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: AuRavelling79 on May 11, 2018, 04:28:49 pm
Had one today ...

Chap phones up a couple of days ago and says I've been recommended to him (probably one of my blind customers  ;D) and asks about windows soffits and gutters. I said it's best I have a look and arranged to call by today between jobs. As I never do soffits and gutters and pass them on to Dan the Man I wondered who had recommended me and it sounded like he said something like "Yogi" and when I asked him to repeat it it sounded the same so I just let it pass. (Perhaps I made a Boo-boo?)

So I arrive at this 1960's nondescript semi thinking this looks simple enough and I asked him whether he wanted the gutters cleaning out or simply washed. He came out with the immortal words ...

"Well, while you're up there you might as well clean 'em out."

 ;D

I politely informed him that I wouldn't use ladders but used a pole system to which he said "That's no good; you won't be able to clean the sills properly!"

I could have gone into explaining how I (or more accurately, Dan the Man) could indeed clean the sills properly with a pole system - and suck the muck out with a gutter vac - but I thought "I can't be bothered" and with a sigh, said, "okey-dokey, thanks for your time" and left.

Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Marc Stock on May 11, 2018, 04:32:33 pm
Unfortunately this time of year does tend to bring out the "chancers"

 
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: Shrek on May 11, 2018, 04:48:17 pm
I had one asking for a one off window clean - 3 bed semi . I said all windows frames etc etc £40. Her reply was no I don’t want all my fascias and gutters washing , just the windows.
I thought to myself I can’t be arsed and told her that if I charge the monthly price for one off cleans , I will be making a loss due to the ridiculous amount filtered water I use.
Followed by , I’m sorry I couldn’t help you on this occasion
Title: Re: Classic snob one
Post by: robbo333 on May 11, 2018, 05:04:22 pm
The silly season has started.

I need to practice...

"Sorry i'm too busy"
"Sorrrrry i'm too busy"
"Sorry I'M too busy"
"Sorry i'm tooooooo busy"
"Sorry i'm too buseeeeee"

Yep, ready now!  ;D