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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Soupy on March 14, 2018, 10:34:17 am

Title: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Soupy on March 14, 2018, 10:34:17 am
but they were all to panefull.
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Soupy on March 14, 2018, 10:53:47 am
Knowing you lot, you'd have seen right through them anyway.
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Stoots on March 14, 2018, 11:16:48 am
You could tell the best ones and people would still moan

You can never window
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Cookie on March 14, 2018, 11:59:15 am
but they were all to panefull.

That was a good opener.
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Plankton on March 14, 2018, 12:14:30 pm
but they were all to panefull.

That was a good opener.
Top opener!
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Post by: alank on March 14, 2018, 12:22:39 pm
Sooo transparent  ;D
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Post by: p1w1 on March 14, 2018, 01:28:09 pm
This topic is just sill y  ;D ok ill get my coat
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Post by: Slacky on March 14, 2018, 01:30:47 pm
God help us when Griff turns up. This is going to be a tediously paneful thread.
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Post by: Llaaww on March 14, 2018, 03:51:23 pm
I got the first couple before I glazed over
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Post by: Stoots on March 14, 2018, 04:25:31 pm
Soupy thinks he's good at this...

It's a conny`s puns are terrible
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Stoots on March 14, 2018, 04:33:20 pm
When people see the level of my puns they are genuinely guttered.

You can try hard but I'm sill the best.

In fact I'm on another level, youre the same old storey.



Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Cookie on March 14, 2018, 04:39:21 pm
Adam's reeling them out now ....
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: nathankaye on March 14, 2018, 04:46:38 pm
Adam's reeling them out now ....

Yep, but just brush over themb ;D ;D
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Post by: robbo333 on March 14, 2018, 05:15:08 pm
For all those that can see through me...
let me make myself perfectly clear.
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: robbo333 on March 14, 2018, 05:16:13 pm
This winter has been tough, but you show me a window cleaner who laughs at 'defeat'
and i'll show you a black chiropodist, with a sense of humour.
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: james peters on March 14, 2018, 05:18:23 pm
that thing in the frame is a dirty pain.

needs a bit of a cleanitup
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Post by: robbo333 on March 14, 2018, 05:19:32 pm
I like my windows, how I like my women...the dirtier, the better! (That's not a pun though  ;D)
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Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on March 14, 2018, 05:23:24 pm
Has this thread gone hot?


Give it a week and it will go back to a cold post
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Post by: Stoots on March 14, 2018, 06:19:46 pm
You guys are crazy, but id like to show my appreciation....

Trouble is im too baffled to say tank you at times.
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Post by: Walter Mitty on March 14, 2018, 06:38:11 pm
You're all cracked.
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Post by: tlwcs on March 14, 2018, 06:40:21 pm
A smashing thread
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Post by: Stoots on March 14, 2018, 07:49:10 pm
And elderly customer named florence who i know quite well asked me to clean her insides one day

I turned round and said shurflo, but it will have to be next time...

i like to  be in controller the situation.

Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: nathankaye on March 14, 2018, 09:17:14 pm


I Left my client's  dripping wet to dry in their own time whilst i went to see my next willing client
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Windy Miller on March 15, 2018, 08:12:41 am
Yesterday's first customer always insists I have a short 'window' of time to get her done before 10am. I don't know 'water' reason is for this.
I decided to ask why I just couldn't show up when it suited me. She told me to calm down and catch a 'Grippa' myself, her 'Gardiner' was scheduled to call.
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Post by: jk999 on March 15, 2018, 09:30:41 am
If I don't see you through week I'll  see you through window
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Post by: nathankaye on March 15, 2018, 10:06:48 am
Wouldnt touch them with a barge pole........

Now a gardiners pole is something else


Best to give them the slip
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Post by: nathankaye on March 15, 2018, 10:07:59 am
I started this job so i can clmb the ladder
Now im sliding down the pole
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Stoots on March 15, 2018, 12:46:16 pm
I love this job for the pure freedom to do what I want.

However sometimes I have to get a grippa myself, I met Mrs Jones last week who looked like she had had a 'facelift' and she said I don't know what 'hose' you have been paying for sex  but don't treat me as such I don't take it up the 'rectus'.

Seems to me she needs her tampon changing, she buys the 'applicator' type.

Funny lady, always has mucky feet, blames her bad back for not cleaning them...I said it's easy get in the shower and simply reach and wash.

Anyway she a perv, she told me how she likes to squeegee's big pole.

Who's pole you ask? I dunno.

Anyway she prefers a strap on rather than bolted so that says it all.

Truth be told I'd like to beat her with A-frame but I'd probably use her Zimmer.

Im eating a burger as I type, it's a single I couldn't manage a double or triple.

Another thing about Mrs Jones. Since I'm on with the topic, whilst she's cleaning her feet she should really give her fascia clean as well.

Slightly off topic but my relationship with my partner has broken down....it's in the garage, think I'll buy a vivaro next.

Talking about 'vans', I once had a customer and you couldn't 'trainer' she was a skate shoe.

Stupid cow always paid late. She had funny a funny 'gate' just the way her legs were I'm afraid.

She's so old, she used to be a windy you know...she used to work during the rain..
...of henry the 8th so that's really old.


 :-X


Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: elite mike on March 15, 2018, 01:14:00 pm
ime going to give this thread the brush off   :'( :)
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Jonny Swirljet on March 17, 2018, 06:17:32 am
This I just a smear campaign to hide the glazed look in your eyes
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: G Griffin on March 17, 2018, 11:31:27 am
God help us when Griff turns up. This is going to be a tediously paneful thread.
:-X
I won't be lead into such trivialities. I'm too busy on another forum dedicated to a character from the TV progamme Last of the Summer Wine.
It's a Compo site.
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Jonny Swirljet on March 17, 2018, 07:13:51 pm
That's just Batty!
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: G Griffin on March 17, 2018, 07:38:32 pm
That's just Batty!
Yeah, I'm a Wally.
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Jonny Swirljet on March 18, 2018, 05:08:28 am
That's just Batty!
Yeah, I'm a Wally.
I can't agree - I'm going to use this window of opportunity so say, stop wining about it
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Jonny Swirljet on March 18, 2018, 11:00:22 am
Is nobody got an unger  to add anymore comments?
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: nathankaye on March 18, 2018, 11:04:59 am
It might be time to reel it in lads!
Or perhaps to clamp down
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: G Griffin on March 18, 2018, 03:40:58 pm
It might be time to reel it in lads!
Or perhaps to clamp down
Well said. 
I can't take any more, man.
Title: Re: I was going to do some window cleaning puns...
Post by: Jonny Swirljet on March 19, 2018, 05:56:17 am
So it's curtains for this thread then? :-X