Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Soupy on March 14, 2018, 10:34:17 am
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but they were all to panefull.
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Knowing you lot, you'd have seen right through them anyway.
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You could tell the best ones and people would still moan
You can never window
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but they were all to panefull.
That was a good opener.
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but they were all to panefull.
That was a good opener.
Top opener!
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Sooo transparent ;D
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This topic is just sill y ;D ok ill get my coat
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God help us when Griff turns up. This is going to be a tediously paneful thread.
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I got the first couple before I glazed over
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Soupy thinks he's good at this...
It's a conny`s puns are terrible
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When people see the level of my puns they are genuinely guttered.
You can try hard but I'm sill the best.
In fact I'm on another level, youre the same old storey.
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Adam's reeling them out now ....
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Adam's reeling them out now ....
Yep, but just brush over themb ;D ;D
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For all those that can see through me...
let me make myself perfectly clear.
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This winter has been tough, but you show me a window cleaner who laughs at 'defeat'
and i'll show you a black chiropodist, with a sense of humour.
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that thing in the frame is a dirty pain.
needs a bit of a cleanitup
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I like my windows, how I like my women...the dirtier, the better! (That's not a pun though ;D)
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Has this thread gone hot?
Give it a week and it will go back to a cold post
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You guys are crazy, but id like to show my appreciation....
Trouble is im too baffled to say tank you at times.
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You're all cracked.
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A smashing thread
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And elderly customer named florence who i know quite well asked me to clean her insides one day
I turned round and said shurflo, but it will have to be next time...
i like to be in controller the situation.
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I Left my client's dripping wet to dry in their own time whilst i went to see my next willing client
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Yesterday's first customer always insists I have a short 'window' of time to get her done before 10am. I don't know 'water' reason is for this.
I decided to ask why I just couldn't show up when it suited me. She told me to calm down and catch a 'Grippa' myself, her 'Gardiner' was scheduled to call.
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If I don't see you through week I'll see you through window
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Wouldnt touch them with a barge pole........
Now a gardiners pole is something else
Best to give them the slip
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I started this job so i can clmb the ladder
Now im sliding down the pole
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I love this job for the pure freedom to do what I want.
However sometimes I have to get a grippa myself, I met Mrs Jones last week who looked like she had had a 'facelift' and she said I don't know what 'hose' you have been paying for sex but don't treat me as such I don't take it up the 'rectus'.
Seems to me she needs her tampon changing, she buys the 'applicator' type.
Funny lady, always has mucky feet, blames her bad back for not cleaning them...I said it's easy get in the shower and simply reach and wash.
Anyway she a perv, she told me how she likes to squeegee's big pole.
Who's pole you ask? I dunno.
Anyway she prefers a strap on rather than bolted so that says it all.
Truth be told I'd like to beat her with A-frame but I'd probably use her Zimmer.
Im eating a burger as I type, it's a single I couldn't manage a double or triple.
Another thing about Mrs Jones. Since I'm on with the topic, whilst she's cleaning her feet she should really give her fascia clean as well.
Slightly off topic but my relationship with my partner has broken down....it's in the garage, think I'll buy a vivaro next.
Talking about 'vans', I once had a customer and you couldn't 'trainer' she was a skate shoe.
Stupid cow always paid late. She had funny a funny 'gate' just the way her legs were I'm afraid.
She's so old, she used to be a windy you know...she used to work during the rain..
...of henry the 8th so that's really old.
:-X
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ime going to give this thread the brush off :'( :)
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This I just a smear campaign to hide the glazed look in your eyes
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God help us when Griff turns up. This is going to be a tediously paneful thread.
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I won't be lead into such trivialities. I'm too busy on another forum dedicated to a character from the TV progamme Last of the Summer Wine.
It's a Compo site.
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That's just Batty!
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That's just Batty!
Yeah, I'm a Wally.
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That's just Batty!
Yeah, I'm a Wally.
I can't agree - I'm going to use this window of opportunity so say, stop wining about it
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Is nobody got an unger to add anymore comments?
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It might be time to reel it in lads!
Or perhaps to clamp down
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It might be time to reel it in lads!
Or perhaps to clamp down
Well said.
I can't take any more, man.
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So it's curtains for this thread then? :-X