Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Klean07 on July 07, 2017, 07:38:21 am
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I've been in this job a few years but every time I do a canvas I get the same feedback from potential new customer which is; "Are you going to come regular because our last one only came twice then we never saw him again"!!
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i dont canvass anymore but when i did the most common was "no thank you we already have a window cleaner" OR "our last window cleaner only charged £4,i think £15 is too expensive"
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I love it when they say they have one and their windows are minging!! Sometimes im cheeky and say, by looks of it you need a change of cleaner, its a good job ive come 😂😂
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The one I get the most is...." we have an outside tap if you want to use it "
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I have 2 faves......1. Does that include the roof
2. If i give you a couple of quid , could you zip over the FSG's
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Can you water my plants ;D
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Also you have to learn how to translate customer comments correctly.
When they say "my last window cleaner stopped coming after 2 clean" really means " i don't like paying my bills" ;D
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When I asked over the phone about locked gates at the back of her house.
I actually said "will I also have full access to your rear"
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I have 2 faves......1. Does that include the roof
2. If i give you a couple of quid , could you zip over the FSG's
"Dust off" they say to me. Green and munging. ;D
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I would like them cleaned more in the summer ::)roll
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What time do you think you'll be here. ffs
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"I'll pay online tonight"
Translates to I'll pay in a few weeks after you've reminded me 3 times or threatened court action.
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is that your best price plus after quoting price for G/F/S clean they ask '' does that include emptying the gutters aswell,
i say no sorry thats a separate service, in my head I'm thinking give me strength ??? ???
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We want cheap price . Do you know any cheap roofers, builders , decorators . Guess the ethnicity . I don't usually hear the last bit as I am walking away by then .
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You don't have Polish guys do you??
Are you not going to dry them off??
You missed a bit!!
I could do that with the hose!!
Can you just give my roof a once over, I'll give you a fiver.
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While you have your ladder could you just . What ladder is that then , stood cleaning there windows with a pole .
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They say, "Can I pay you Friday?"
I say, "Today is Friday!"
They say, "Ah, yeah. Here you go." - and then give me a £20 note
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ive had "what do you do in the winter time?sign on?" ;D(not so much these days though with a new van)
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Ooh you're tanned have you been away?
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I get
How many do you do a day? often makes me smile. I say "about this much today" and gesture a size with my hands, "tommorow its this much" and make them as wide a possible and then ask to use the loo.