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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: AuRavelling79 on June 02, 2017, 04:58:44 pm

Title: Inconsiderate old ladies.
Post by: AuRavelling79 on June 02, 2017, 04:58:44 pm
Two have died on my round this week.

Both over 90 years old. You'd think they'd have hung around for their telegram from the Queen; it's not as if they've anything pressing to do.

 :'( ;D


Title: Re: Inconsiderate old ladies.
Post by: rosskesava on June 03, 2017, 09:29:18 am
If you had a contract that the customer signs you could have included a clause that requires them to give at least 4 weeks notice before dying.

At least that way you could have replaced each with two more before they died.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate old ladies.
Post by: Plankton on June 03, 2017, 12:21:15 pm
Gocardless...
Title: Re: Inconsiderate old ladies.
Post by: nathankaye on June 03, 2017, 12:42:45 pm
I like to get little old dears to sort out a standing order. That way if they do slip away, they keep paying untill someone stops the standing order.......free easy money.


😂😂   obviously joking before someone sends the hit squad
Title: Re: Inconsiderate old ladies.
Post by: Tosh on June 03, 2017, 12:49:47 pm
Shoot ‘em with your water pistol.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate old ladies.
Post by: nathankaye on June 03, 2017, 01:00:19 pm
Shoot ‘em with your water pistol.

Nah water bombs are best for these clientele. As soon as the door opens, whack in the face. Then you have a minute to run in, check down side of settee and get back to the door before they compose themselves
 ;D ;D

Water pistols are for hypo n competition!!😠😠



 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Inconsiderate old ladies.
Post by: JandS on June 03, 2017, 06:15:13 pm
Had one at 104 die on me recently.......she was killing her 2 sons who were having to look after her as she would not go in a home.
The last 2 times I cleaned them she gave me a pound coin and held her hand out for change which I ended up giving her 50p back.
Title: Re: Inconsiderate old ladies.
Post by: swanson on June 05, 2017, 03:26:38 pm
So disrespectful  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Inconsiderate old ladies.
Post by: robbo333 on June 05, 2017, 04:52:53 pm
So disrespectful  ;D ;D

...and smelly if you're doing the insides! :o