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Title: worst CIU sayings!
Post by: dazmond on February 21, 2017, 04:26:28 pm
ill start off!

1."well with the money  you earn itll only cost you an extra few quid a day!"( ::)roll)even if we earn well we dont want to be spending it if we dont have to! ;D
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Post by: jk999 on February 21, 2017, 04:59:20 pm
You on them wine gums again  dazmond 😆
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Post by: Dave Willis on February 21, 2017, 05:00:29 pm
record day,  :-X
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Post by: p1w1 on February 21, 2017, 05:15:42 pm
lost a custy today (it was under priced anyway and was thinking of dumping them) then went round the corner and got 2 new ones at 10 times what id lost.
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Post by: robbo333 on February 21, 2017, 05:24:00 pm
Easy £90 per hour.
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Post by: p1w1 on February 21, 2017, 05:27:08 pm
Easy £90 per hour.
That is true tho  ;D
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Post by: ֍Winp®oClean֍ on February 21, 2017, 05:34:14 pm
Just about to hit the Vat threshold....... where can I buy the cheapest rubber O ring?
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Post by: Spruce on February 21, 2017, 05:35:22 pm
Just about to hit the Vat threshold....... where can I buy the cheapest rubber O ring?

 ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: 8weekly on February 21, 2017, 05:40:30 pm
Just about to hit the Vat threshold....... where can I buy the cheapest rubber O ring?
Don't believe all the bs you hear on here.  Eh Chummy?  ;)
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Post by: jo5hm4n on February 21, 2017, 05:49:14 pm
Back home with a cuppa by 12, easy £400 splashing and dashing today.
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Post by: Shrek on February 21, 2017, 05:58:21 pm
35 houses a day .... on me own.... after a special breakfast at 9am ...then a coffee at every customers house I go to.... then pick the kids up at 3pm
Title: Re: worst CIU sayings!
Post by: dazmond on February 21, 2017, 06:13:00 pm
2.you must be desperate  to work  in the rain!put your prices up so you can waste/moan about  your day on CIU!
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Post by: p1w1 on February 21, 2017, 06:22:34 pm
2.you must be desperate  to work  in the rain!put your prices up so you can waste/moan about  your day on CIU!
you mean stay at home all day to do all the paperwork
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Post by: p1w1 on February 21, 2017, 06:25:56 pm
Just about to hit the Vat threshold....... where can I buy the cheapest rubber O ring?
;D
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Post by: chris turner on February 21, 2017, 07:10:10 pm
Just about to hit the Vat threshold....... where can I buy the cheapest rubber O ring?

Classic  ;D
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Post by: 8weekly on February 22, 2017, 08:19:12 am
Just about to hit the Vat threshold....... where can I buy the cheapest rubber O ring?

Classic  ;D
Although ofcourse when you hit the VAT threshold and you're domestic, it's very likely that for the first year or so paying over 11% of your turnover is going to make things tough.
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Post by: Johnny B on February 22, 2017, 09:09:27 am
One from the archives: 'Ladders are banned!'

John
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Post by: nathankaye on February 22, 2017, 10:25:03 am
(Whatever insulting comment) followed by smiley faces, as if it softens the blow
 ;D  ;D
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Post by: *Hector* on February 22, 2017, 10:32:12 am
(Whatever insulting comment) followed by smiley faces, as if it softens the blow
 ;D  ;D

twunt

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: worst CIU sayings!
Post by: chris turner on February 22, 2017, 10:44:20 am
Just about to hit the Vat threshold....... where can I buy the cheapest rubber O ring?

Classic  ;D
Although ofcourse when you hit the VAT threshold and you're domestic, it's very likely that for the first year or so paying over 11% of your turnover is going to make things tough.

Meh. Il never reach the vat threshold so doesn't concern me.
Haven't you realised by now I'm an ambitious less, lazy so and so who settles for mediocrity......



I'm an arsenal fan ffs, says it all ;D
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Post by: LT carpet cleaning on February 22, 2017, 01:32:12 pm
2.you must be desperate  to work  in the rain!put your prices up so you can waste/moan about  your day on CIU!
you mean stay at home all day to do all the paperwork

Haha, only the biggest morons on here talk about "paperwork"  ;D
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Post by: nathankaye on February 22, 2017, 02:30:51 pm
I think all us window cleaners used to be farmers, cause at this time of year we still like to spread cr#p about  ;D ;D
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Post by: ֍Winp®oClean֍ on February 22, 2017, 03:44:25 pm
I think all us window cleaners used to be farmers, cause at this time of year we still like to spread cr#p about  ;D ;D

It's spread about all year round here!
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Post by: Tosh on February 22, 2017, 03:53:06 pm
You keep coming back.
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Post by: Dave Willis on February 22, 2017, 04:31:35 pm
I've just signed up my fith franchisee.
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Post by: Smurf on February 22, 2017, 05:33:43 pm
Trad is better than wfp or the other one is  wfp is better than trad
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Post by: nathankaye on February 22, 2017, 06:08:49 pm
Cold water is just as good as hot
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Post by: Tosh on February 22, 2017, 06:15:53 pm
Cold water is just as good as hot

If you have a thirst to quench you are correct.