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Title: Thick police officers..
Post by: 8weekly on February 14, 2017, 03:32:53 pm
Hopefully will be a thing of the past when they introduce graduate only entrance as today they detained  for 90 minutes one of my employees whilst he was working. They refused to let him make phone calls saying that he matched the description (wearing a black top and black trousers) of someone who had shoplifted from the Co op in Lambourne High Street. His uniform is black and has our logo and he was working out of a sign written van.  ::)roll
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: Smurf on February 14, 2017, 04:04:56 pm
See if he was wearing a grey hoody  & trackie bottoms he would not have been stopped.  lol
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: tlwcs on February 14, 2017, 04:30:13 pm
See if he was wearing a grey hoody  & trackie bottoms he would not have been stopped.  lol
No, he's in the co op  ;D
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: AuRavelling79 on February 14, 2017, 05:16:16 pm
Hopefully will be a thing of the past when they introduce graduate only entrance as today they detained  for 90 minutes one of my employees whilst he was working. They refused to let him make phone calls saying that he matched the description (wearing a black top and black trousers) of someone who had shoplifted from the Co op in Lambourne High Street. His uniform is black and has our logo and he was working out of a sign written van.  ::)roll

Why did they hold him for 90 minutes?

And as for "graduate only" coppers? Well just  ::)roll  ::)roll  ::)roll .

Unless you can get a degree in common ense.
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: 8weekly on February 14, 2017, 05:21:26 pm
Hopefully will be a thing of the past when they introduce graduate only entrance as today they detained  for 90 minutes one of my employees whilst he was working. They refused to let him make phone calls saying that he matched the description (wearing a black top and black trousers) of someone who had shoplifted from the Co op in Lambourne High Street. His uniform is black and has our logo and he was working out of a sign written van.  ::)roll

Why did they hold him for 90 minutes?

And as for "graduate only" coppers? Well just  ::)roll  ::)roll  ::)roll .

Unless you can get a degree in common ense.
Awaiting information apparently.

Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: Smurf on February 14, 2017, 05:25:29 pm
Anyhow don't blame him as was you who really nicked the mars bars. lol
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: Shrek on February 14, 2017, 05:26:23 pm
Any excuse to get out of work-
'sorry boss but I've just been held at the police station for 90 minutes' -
😂
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: 8weekly on February 14, 2017, 05:28:41 pm
Any excuse to get out of work-
'sorry boss but I've just been held at the police station for 90 minutes' -
😂
He wasn't held in the police station. They just wouldn't let him drive the sign written van away.  ::)roll
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: Smurf on February 14, 2017, 05:32:30 pm
At least you avoided getting caught as they obviously should have gone to specsavers. lol
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: robbo333 on February 14, 2017, 05:39:19 pm
I think that's disgusting...if you're gonna nick stuff, then lift it from Waitrose or Marks, much better quality!
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: simon w on February 14, 2017, 06:07:42 pm
I expect he was in no rush to get away, gave his arms a rest for 90 minutes bringing him closer to knocking off time  ;D

They would have tasered him if it was in Bristol  ;) ;D ;D
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: robert mitchell on February 14, 2017, 07:00:20 pm
I know a few people with degrees who certainly have no common sense and would be useless as coppers .
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: G Griffin on February 14, 2017, 08:00:29 pm
Hopefully will be a thing of the past when they introduce graduate only entrance as today they detained  for 90 minutes one of my employees whilst he was working. They refused to let him make phone calls saying that he matched the description (wearing a black top and black trousers) of someone who had shoplifted from the Co op in Lambourne High Street. His uniform is black and has our logo and he was working out of a sign written van.  ::)roll

Why did they hold him for 90 minutes?

And as for "graduate only" coppers? Well just  ::)roll  ::)roll  ::)roll .

Unless you can get a degree in common ense.
Awaiting information apparently.
Wouldn't he Co op erate?
And he shouldn't anyway. Not with the thick, fascist, traitorous moddeds.

Never forgive, never forget.
Title: Re: Thick police officers..
Post by: nathankaye on February 14, 2017, 11:55:20 pm
They were actually wanting your lad to offer to clean their squad car if they let him go.