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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dave Willis on January 03, 2017, 04:32:59 pm

Title: First day back lardasses?
Post by: Dave Willis on January 03, 2017, 04:32:59 pm
I don't like to brag but I'm still wearing the same sized shoes I wore when I left school.

Even so, first day back came hard, seem to have lost a bit of flexibility and strength in the old shoulder whilst slumped in my Stressless chair for the last week or so.
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: dazmond on January 03, 2017, 04:59:23 pm
i eased into the new year with a short 4 hour day today. ;D

Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: G Griffin on January 03, 2017, 05:51:49 pm
Back at it today- round Smyths toyshop and Poundland, washing, pegging out, ironing, cooking, washing up and hoovering. And it's almost a fortnight I've had off.
You men don't know you're born.
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: DaveG on January 03, 2017, 06:03:22 pm
i eased into the new year with a short 4 hour day today. ;D

Welcome to my world  ;)
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: nathankaye on January 03, 2017, 06:50:39 pm
Back at it today- round Smyths toyshop and Poundland, washing, pegging out, ironing, cooking, washing up and hoovering. And it's almost a fortnight I've had off.
You men don't know you're born.

I have 3 ickle ones (7month//2nhalf and a 6yr old)....i look forward to being back at work, its an holiday in comparison to being at home 😂
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: Tosh on January 03, 2017, 06:57:26 pm
Should’ve kept your c0ck in your trousers then shouldn’t you  ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: Johnny B on January 03, 2017, 09:13:02 pm
I went back last Wednesday, just pottered about though, then back to it in earnest today.

John
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: Frankybadboy on January 04, 2017, 06:08:47 pm
Should’ve kept your c0ck in your trousers then shouldn’t you  ;D  ;D  ;D
thats the only work hes ever done right  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: nathankaye on January 04, 2017, 07:09:42 pm
Should’ve kept your c0ck in your trousers then shouldn’t you  ;D  ;D  ;D
thats the only work hes ever done right  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

To right   ;D ;D
Im building my empire to take over the world a different way 😂
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: chris turner on January 04, 2017, 09:13:57 pm
Should’ve kept your c0ck in your trousers then shouldn’t you  ;D  ;D  ;D
thats the only work hes ever done right  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

To right   ;D ;D
Im building my empire to take over the world a different way 😂

That's the way forward.
At least you don't have to sell your house for a fleet of kids.
Once they all turn 13, buy a transit crew van and get them all on the tools.
Imagine how quick you'd get through a house with 8 kids working, whilst your sat in the van keeping warm.
We might be hearing stories of 45 houses being done a day! Oh wait, that's already achievable by a single guy, silly me ::)roll  ;)
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: DeLuce on January 04, 2017, 09:54:25 pm
I'm saving myself for next week  ;D ;D

Oh, except for two jobs tomorrow  :D
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: nathankaye on January 04, 2017, 10:50:54 pm
Down side, most kids// teenagers will search out an app on their phone to clean windows rather than wiggle a stick n a brush  ;D ;D
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: rosskesava on January 04, 2017, 11:39:44 pm
I'm sure my SLX got heavier over the break. I reckon Alex Gardner has done something to them after they aren't used for a while to make them get heavier to try and get me to buy an Extreme.

After all, Alex did make a CLX snap after 6 years of constant use so who knows?

 
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: G Griffin on January 04, 2017, 11:47:50 pm
I'm sure my SLX got heavier over the break. I reckon Alex Gardner has done something to them after they aren't used for a while to make them get heavier to try and get me to buy an Extreme.

After all, Alex did make a CLX snap after 6 years of constant use so who knows?
It's a conspiracy; follow the money.
Title: Re: First day back lardasses?
Post by: rosskesava on January 05, 2017, 01:26:59 am
I'm sure my SLX got heavier over the break. I reckon Alex Gardner has done something to them after they aren't used for a while to make them get heavier to try and get me to buy an Extreme.

After all, Alex did make a CLX snap after 6 years of constant use so who knows?
It's a conspiracy; follow the money.

That proves my point exactly.

Alex Gardner is in it to make money. Shamefull.