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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dave Willis on December 21, 2016, 10:12:28 pm

Title: Employee phones up ill!
Post by: Dave Willis on December 21, 2016, 10:12:28 pm

He said "i can't come to work today I'm sick"
  ??? How sick I said
"Well I'm in bed with my sister"

Title: Re: Employee phones up ill!
Post by: Shrek on December 22, 2016, 05:04:46 am

Just bought some Jamie Oliver sausages.

It says on the packaging "prick with a fork"

Can't really argue with that.

Title: Re: Employee phones up ill!
Post by: DaveG on December 22, 2016, 05:35:39 pm

I'll get your coats...

Title: Re: Employee phones up ill!
Post by: robbo333 on December 22, 2016, 06:03:12 pm

When I worked for the Samaritans, I phoned in sick one morning...but they talked me out of it!  :o