Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: AuRavelling79 on December 16, 2016, 10:28:14 pm
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I do a fair bit of canvassing and find that between midnight and 4 a.m. there is usually someone at home to offer my window cleaning service to. (I use a decent professional head torch so as to send out the right image of course.)
But occasionally the Police seem to turn up and ask me what I'm up to and despite my reasonable explanation they take me off to the slammer.
I wonder what convincing I.D. I might carry to prove I am a legitimate person going about my business?
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Someone has had a few too many...
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I normally take a nail bar and a large screwdriver. You wouldn't believe the amount of add on jobs I get helping people get into their cars when they've forgotten their keys.
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It's not about I.D. more your posture - flounce in flounce out - everyone would take you seriously then
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I take a Watchtower magazine.
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I think someone has got to a few on here firstly frankly, now Granville who's gonna be next😆
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Passport and photo card driving licence never fails to do the job.....
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It's probably best if you take Daz's details with you..... after all the custards, the police and everyone else is in awe of the "window cleaning/drumming/bodybuilding God" that is......THE DAZZER.....
You cannot fail to quadruple your round every 2 hours, and even get the plod knocking the doors to wake up the custards just before you get there, hence saving your knuckles...
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I take a Watchtower magazine.
Oh. You're the one.
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I take a Watchtower magazine.
Oh. You're the one.
He's not the one, he's a very naughty boy.
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I like to dress for the occasion. During canvassing sessions earlier in the day smart casual usually does the trick but I have found that a balaclava, dark clothing and leather gloves are essential to success while prising sorry knocking doors at this hour :P
Also a pair of scissors are handy for when things turn nasty ;D
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And not forgetting the most essential piece of kit for when all else fails, a box of cadburys milk tray :P
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And not forgetting the most essential piece of kit for when all else fails, a box of cadburys milk tray :P
showing your age with that one ;D
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And not forgetting the most essential piece of kit for when all else fails, a box of cadburys milk tray :P
showing your age with that one ;D
I slipped up there ;D
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Hector,
I think this is great
I live in my own world but it’s okay. They know me there.
There's a few more joining our world I see. ;D
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this must be a wind up, i used to do some high street shops around 5am, but never needed to use a head torch. surelly you dont lean residential properties after midnight
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this must be a wind up, i used to do some high street shops around 5am, but never needed to use a head torch. surelly you dont lean residential properties after midnight
No.
Anything up to midnight is ok but not after.
Surely we earn enough up to 23.59 hours the rest of the year to compensate for that lull in the market.
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this must be a wind up, i used to do some high street shops around 5am, but never needed to use a head torch. surelly you dont lean residential properties after midnight
Read more carefully johnny bravo. This is about canvassing after midnight.
Only an idiot would clean after midnight! ::)roll
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Well surelly he wont be knocking on doors, Flyer canvassing maybe, still creepy. Just wait till a drunk comes home and thinks you have been messing around his property atfter midnight
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Silly going canvassing if you don’t knock on doors.
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I only canvass commercial work after midnight.
Pubs, lap dancing places, brothels etc.
It's really good for business. Their business.
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I only canvass commercial work after midnight.
Pubs, lap dancing places, brothels etc.
It's really good for business. Their business.
I hear that you offer a free buff and polish of stripper poles with your microfibre.
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I only canvass commercial work after midnight.
Pubs, lap dancing places, brothels etc.
It's really good for business. Their business.
I hear that you offer a free buff and polish of stripper poles with your microfibre.
Nah its usually too damp and sticky
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I only canvass commercial work after midnight.
Pubs, lap dancing places, brothels etc.
It's really good for business. Their business.
They’re lap-dancing establishments, cuh!
“Places”, so working class.
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When I canvass after midnight I show prospective customers my CRO records.
I always wear my smart corporate uniform as well. You will recognize me by my black and white striped top, black trousers and eye mask.
I like my customers to know what sort of person they are dealing with.
John.
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That time of night I canvass the back door!
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