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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: duncan h on November 15, 2016, 09:34:25 pm

Title: will I get arrested
Post by: duncan h on November 15, 2016, 09:34:25 pm
Had a new customer, well 2 actually who are after a free clean. Not happy.
Thought about next clean, to do it with an oily brush. They will know its me. Possible CCTV
What do you think they could do. The money outstanding would pay for a re clean.

If they even reply to texts it would bother me as much.
Pay me, then sack me. At least I would be getting paid
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: heath verrall on November 15, 2016, 09:49:28 pm
Why you clean for freeeee??? I don't get it
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Windy Miller on November 15, 2016, 10:25:19 pm
As satisfying as it might be to do it, think of your business and it's reputation. The same people who refused to pay you for your hard work will be the same people who will bad mouth you to the rest of the area about your behaviour if you happen to go ahead with this.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Stoots on November 15, 2016, 10:26:34 pm
Ive got one exactly the same at the minute.

Contacted me via email, agreed a price. I turned up she watched me clean the entire house and she said she would pay online.

No payment after two weeks, no replys to texts and hasnt answered the door thus far.

Absoloute scum, what kind of person does this? Ive thought exactly the same mate, what revenge can i carry out, but then you think what if cctv or neighbours see or shes in etc.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: escorttdi on November 15, 2016, 10:37:25 pm
ive got one an alll.... man foned wanting quote  popped down a mile away  gave quote   he agreed  i told him i d do them the nxt day  nobody in so done them n put ticket in..... must of called 20 times never nobody in... finaly this lady awnsered.. hadnt a clue what i was talking about... that was my ex hubby that must of arranged it.... ive seen the dude go in house a few times...... these dark nights are gona help me.... getting one of the kids super soaker fill it up with dog muck water half in half  then its getting pointed through where i put my ticket in  n squirted uncontrolable till emptied.... as the wagga says JOB DONE
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: G Griffin on November 15, 2016, 10:39:59 pm
Revenge? Get a grip.
Confucius say: Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

And about payment from problematic customers: Our greatest glory is not in never failing but in getting up every time we do.

And another: Put away the oily brush; you'll ruin your brush but not get arrested.

That last one isn't genuine, btw. I think it was Eddie Large that said that.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Cookie on November 15, 2016, 10:51:46 pm
I had to write off about £70 of bad debt last year - some of this was from first cleans where after the clean they said they didn't have any money on them (which effectively meant they had no intention of paying me!).

Like you, it riled me at the time, but the best thing to do IMO is just move on.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: G Griffin on November 16, 2016, 12:28:54 am
getting one of the kids super soaker fill it up with dog muck water half in half  then its getting pointed through where i put my ticket in  n squirted uncontrolable till emptied.... as the wagga says JOB DONE
Is any unpaid window cleaning bill really worth that?

Don't forget to wash out the super soaker before you give it back to one of the kids.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on November 16, 2016, 01:01:10 am
ive got one an alll.... man foned wanting quote  popped down a mile away  gave quote   he agreed  i told him i d do them the nxt day  nobody in so done them n put ticket in..... must of called 20 times never nobody in... finaly this lady awnsered.. hadnt a clue what i was talking about... that was my ex hubby that must of arranged it.... ive seen the dude go in house a few times...... these dark nights are gona help me.... getting one of the kids super soaker fill it up with dog muck water half in half  then its getting pointed through where i put my ticket in  n squirted uncontrolable till emptied.... as the wagga says JOB DONE

In the words of whatsisname.

"Are you ped"?
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: G Griffin on November 16, 2016, 01:27:44 am
Hahaha.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: the king on November 16, 2016, 06:14:45 am
ive got one an alll.... man foned wanting quote  popped down a mile away  gave quote   he agreed  i told him i d do them the nxt day  nobody in so done them n put ticket in..... must of called 20 times never nobody in... finaly this lady awnsered.. hadnt a clue what i was talking about... that was my ex hubby that must of arranged it.... ive seen the dude go in house a few times...... these dark nights are gona help me.... getting one of the kids super soaker fill it up with dog muck water half in half  then its getting pointed through where i put my ticket in  n squirted uncontrolable till emptied.... as the wagga says JOB DONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj-AnQKrxIs ;D ;D
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Og on November 16, 2016, 08:20:05 am
Sell the job on, for x12 the price!
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Don Kee on November 16, 2016, 05:14:53 pm
You'll only get arrested if anyone calls the 'feds'

The way to sort the is kidnap the kids, demand the window cleaning money in exchange

You get paid, windows are screwed...win win


Safe
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Smurf on November 16, 2016, 06:07:06 pm
Why not just get your little mate sat on yer shoulder to do it. Then you can put the blame on him  ;D
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: dazmond on November 16, 2016, 06:25:08 pm
just move on mate.their not worth another minute of your time. ::)roll

i can honestly say ive always got paid after a first clean but ive had a fair few who never paid for their second clean. >:(

luckily its a minuscule amount of people in the general scheme of things that genuinely dont wanna pay you.scum springs to mind.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: mop-n-scrim on November 16, 2016, 06:32:06 pm
Always get the customer to sign up for GoCardless before any job is done, even 'walk ups'. I will wait in their drive until signed up.

No more of non payers.
 Also cuts out the ones agreeing to scheduled clean, but wanting a one off.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Smurf on November 16, 2016, 06:54:35 pm
I'm sure Duncan posted this as a windup after a previous FREE window cleaning thread   ;D ;D
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Stephen.C on November 18, 2016, 09:27:16 pm
Extreme door knocking with a hammer in your hand ;D
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: CleanClear on November 18, 2016, 09:39:17 pm
I'm sure Duncan posted this as a windup after a previous FREE window cleaning thread   ;D ;D

No. You're think of the Window Cleaning rounds for sale section, thats where you pay to be able to clean them, then hope after almost a year you have your money back and kept some customers. But still havn't actually been paid for cleaning in all that time !!   :-)
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: AuRavelling79 on November 18, 2016, 11:45:33 pm
Don't take a cocktail stick and push it into their front door lock and snap it off.

No. Don't do that. It would be unprofessional and criminal damage.

You wouldn't want to get caught doing that.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Stoots on November 19, 2016, 12:29:24 am
I'm going to start insisting on cash up front for all first cleans

I've got a small claims letter to go out for one at the weekend.

And then I defo won't egg it a 15 pack of smart price at a later date.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: SeanK on November 19, 2016, 07:35:31 am
I'm going to start insisting on cash up front for all first cleans

I've got a small claims letter to go out for one at the weekend.

And then I defo won't egg it a 15 pack of smart price at a later date.


Adam don't let a few bad eggs ruin your business or wellbeing , its all part of the game when building a round or any business supplying a service to the public.
Seriously would you pay a shiner you didn't know in advance ? I know I wouldn't and it would be the same for many others.
Are you going to risk losing many potentially good customers to protect yourself from picking up a non payer once in
a blue moon.
I know its hard to let somebody get one over on you but for your wellbeing its better to let it go and get on
with looking after your decent customers which thankfully tend to be the majority.

Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: duncan h on November 19, 2016, 06:59:03 pm
Write all the address down and visit them 1 year later. They wont expect any eggs from you. Christmas eve sounds a good evening to do it lol
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Smurf on November 19, 2016, 07:14:06 pm
I'm sure Duncan posted this as a windup after a previous FREE window cleaning thread   ;D ;D

No. You're think of the Window Cleaning rounds for sale section, thats where you pay to be able to clean them, then hope after almost a year you have your money back and kept some customers. But still havn't actually been paid for cleaning in all that time !!   :-)

I would never buy a round off anyone myself as after all you are buying good will and nothing else which don't mean jack.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: kevinquinn on November 21, 2016, 01:15:08 pm
Ive got one exactly the same at the minute.

Contacted me via email, agreed a price. I turned up she watched me clean the entire house and she said she would pay online.


No payment after two weeks, no replys to texts and hasnt answered the door thus far.

Absoloute scum, what kind of person does this? Ive thought exactly the same mate, what revenge can i carry out, but then you think what if cctv or neighbours see or shes in etc.

What I do is have a pre court letter. This customer owed me £90 refused to pay so I put the pre court letter out of envelop through their neighbours door accidentally on purpose. So their neighbour had to deliver it. Customer wasn't happy an rang me up. I said it was an accident as I was really busy. They paid out of embarrassment.
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: Smurf on November 21, 2016, 03:12:43 pm
Ive got one exactly the same at the minute.

Contacted me via email, agreed a price. I turned up she watched me clean the entire house and she said she would pay online.


No payment after two weeks, no replys to texts and hasnt answered the door thus far.

Absoloute scum, what kind of person does this? Ive thought exactly the same mate, what revenge can i carry out, but then you think what if cctv or neighbours see or shes in etc.

What I do is have a pre court letter. This customer owed me £90 refused to pay so I put the pre court letter out of envelop through their neighbours door accidentally on purpose. So their neighbour had to deliver it. Customer wasn't happy an rang me up. I said it was an accident as I was really busy. They paid out of embarrassment.

Brilliant  ;D ;D
Title: Re: will I get arrested
Post by: MNWC on November 22, 2016, 07:57:47 am
Ive used these guys for commercial debts http://www.thomashiggins.com/pages/late-payment-debt-calculator.aspx?form=reset (http://www.thomashiggins.com/pages/late-payment-debt-calculator.aspx?form=reset)
I suppose its the same for domestic customers

Regards