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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: MNWC on September 15, 2016, 12:44:50 pm

Title: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: MNWC on September 15, 2016, 12:44:50 pm
Just read your article in the Ionics magazine......hats off to you my friend. A great read full of tips and advice...
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: Shrek on September 15, 2016, 01:26:01 pm
What a handsome chap! well done lee you've done really well 👍
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: Cookie on September 15, 2016, 02:50:01 pm
I also enjoy reading these articles in the Ionic magazine. Good luck to you Lee.

Anyone going to the free event day on 22nd Sept?
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: chris turner on September 15, 2016, 04:37:26 pm
http://www.fleshlight.com/build-your-own/

Perhaps if you chaps ask Lee nicely, he would give you a mould of his buttocks. Get yourself onto the above site and you would have your own Lee Pryor butt that you could lick as much as you like, from the privacy of your own home.  ;)
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: W.booler on September 15, 2016, 04:52:37 pm
Are there really people out there that would use such a device?  ??? The world has gone mad... What's wrong with using an old goat or donkey, like they did in the old days?   :o
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: chris turner on September 15, 2016, 05:07:58 pm
Are there really people out there that would use such a device?  ??? The world has gone mad... What's wrong with using an old goat or donkey, like they did in the old days?   :o

Once the Lee Pryor brigade see these things the fleshlight brand will make a killing. Probably be a ftse 100 company by next week, that's if Lee will kindly share a mould of his behind.
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: W.booler on September 15, 2016, 05:20:14 pm
Are there really people out there that would use such a device?  ??? The world has gone mad... What's wrong with using an old goat or donkey, like they did in the old days?   :o

Once the Lee Pryor brigade see these things the fleshlight brand will make a killing. Probably be a ftse 100 company by next week, that's if Lee will kindly share a mould of his behind.    You could wipe out the human race with that thing....you could build a woman around that! Just think. No more headaches, no more talking while footballs on, no more shaving their legs with your new razor.. The list is endless. Build two and you could have an affair without getting caught 😂😂😍😍
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: chris turner on September 15, 2016, 05:31:25 pm
Are there really people out there that would use such a device?  ??? The world has gone mad... What's wrong with using an old goat or donkey, like they did in the old days?   :o

Once the Lee Pryor brigade see these things the fleshlight brand will make a killing. Probably be a ftse 100 company by next week, that's if Lee will kindly share a mould of his behind.    You could wipe out the human race with that thing....you could build a woman around that! Just think. No more headaches, no more talking while footballs on, no more shaving their legs with your new razor.. The list is endless. Build two and you could have an affair without getting caught 😂😂😍😍

 ;D ;D ;D

Women will be obsolete soon. All we"ll need is virtual reality porn and a fleshlight.

We're already half way there now we've discovered how to make babies without an egg.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/37337215?client=ms-android-google
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: W.booler on September 15, 2016, 05:49:08 pm
A couple of duracells and a bottle of baby oil, and bobs your uncle Fannie's your aunt ....  ;D
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: Mick Kent on September 15, 2016, 06:05:57 pm
Is there a link to the article?
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: Cookie on September 15, 2016, 08:18:05 pm
Is there a link to the article?

It's a publication I receive through the post every so often from Ionic (I can't find it online). If you order an Ionic brochure I think they'll send you through these magazines every 6 months or so.
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: nathankaye on September 15, 2016, 10:56:22 pm
http://www.fleshlight.com/build-your-own/

Perhaps if you chaps ask Lee nicely, he would give you a mould of his buttocks. Get yourself onto the above site and you would have your own Lee Pryor butt that you could lick as much as you like, from the privacy of your own home.  ;)

Always amazed on here, (shouldnt be but am) at what links people put up. Now did u google this link chris or is it from usual supplier lol  ;D
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: Smurf on September 15, 2016, 10:59:48 pm
I'm going to get one of my own arsehole so when the time comes I can kiss my arse goodbye.  ;D
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: Smurf on September 15, 2016, 11:08:40 pm
Back on topic I don't see what all the fuss is about myself.
Lee likes dealing with ionics so what as so do many others  ???
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: colin bird on September 16, 2016, 06:08:28 am
What a handsome chap! well done lee you've done really well 👍

Just picked up one of his jobs ,customer tells me he was unreliable,,pryors advised customer this was due to staffing problems
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: chris turner on September 16, 2016, 07:10:11 am
http://www.fleshlight.com/build-your-own/

Perhaps if you chaps ask Lee nicely, he would give you a mould of his buttocks. Get yourself onto the above site and you would have your own Lee Pryor butt that you could lick as much as you like, from the privacy of your own home.  ;)

Always amazed on here, (shouldnt be but am) at what links people put up. Now did u google this link chris or is it from usual supplier lol  ;D

I thought every man owned one  ;D
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: Shrek on September 16, 2016, 07:14:07 am
Ok Chris , I would love to join your club , so il buy one ( or 3 as I get 1 free!) . Thanks for the invitation
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: chris turner on September 16, 2016, 07:21:04 am
Ok Chris , I would love to join your club , so il buy one ( or 3 as I get 1 free!) . Thanks for the invitation

If you build it, you will come  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: Pete Thompson on September 16, 2016, 11:39:14 pm
Is there a link to the article?

It's a publication I receive through the post every so often from Ionic (I can't find it online). If you order an Ionic brochure I think they'll send you through these magazines every 6 months or so.

I think once you're on the ionics mailing list you get them automatically.  I think you can also get a PDF version by filling in the update request form on the ionics website
 http://www.ionicsystems.co.uk/en/update_request.php

I enjoyed reading that article too, they often have a window cleaner telling his story.  One of them was a guy who had a small van with a 400 litre system and just worked on his own with no desire to expand and rule the world, and how he was perfectly happy doing that.  I liked that one because I could relate to it a bit better than some of these "10-vans on the road" guys. (nothing wrong with that either, but it's just not me!)

I also remember an article where some guys were using waterfed poles to clean a massive submarine.  Have to say, i find this little mag interesting.
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: W.booler on September 17, 2016, 08:06:56 am
You make a good point Pete. We all know how to build an empire, all the information is on here..each to their own.
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: nathankaye on September 17, 2016, 08:51:59 am
The humble sole trader,,,,,,,,,,,,,yet you never hear the term...the humble one who made it big!
Even on here, the ones who desire to expand and live, breath and dream window cleaning never come accross as humble..... or is that just my opinion?
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: Tosh on September 17, 2016, 09:01:23 am
There's probably plenty of humble traders who made it big. Alex Gardiner is one.

The difference as a generalisation, in the world of CIU, is that they either don't post on here or when they do its just to pass on their knowledge, experience etc.

Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: robert mitchell on September 17, 2016, 12:59:12 pm
What a handsome chap! well done lee you've done really well 👍

Just picked up one of his jobs ,customer tells me he was unreliable,,pryors advised customer this was due to staffing problems

What is your point?

I have picked up quite a few customers that have said similar things and a fair few have turned out to be messers with unrealistic expectations.
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: Tom White on September 17, 2016, 01:44:08 pm

The difference as a generalisation, in the world of CIU, is that they either don't post on here or when they do its just to pass on their knowledge, experience etc.

There's been a few who've 'big timed it' in the past too.  These don't post on here anymore either.

 ;D
Title: Re: Lee Pryor Ionic Magazine
Post by: colin bird on September 17, 2016, 06:32:48 pm
What a handsome chap! well done lee you've done really well 👍

Just picked up one of his jobs ,customer tells me he was unreliable,,pryors advised customer this was due to staffing problems

What is your point?

I have picked up quite a few customers that have said similar things and a fair few have turned out to be messers with unrealistic expectations.
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Wasn't making a point just saying I picked up one of his customers,so he can't be perfect,but some think he is