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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Dave Willis on April 05, 2016, 07:33:19 am

Title: Last day today
Post by: Dave Willis on April 05, 2016, 07:33:19 am
For those of us who pay tax. New year starts all over again tomorrow. Oh joy.
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: kempy on April 05, 2016, 08:20:42 am
True I bought a few  small pieces of equipment last week .

Then from 6th April , I do need a new 30 or 35ft pole .

I hate the book keeping side to the job and keeping receipts etc
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: SeanK on April 05, 2016, 08:47:35 am
I'm selling my house and moving my office to Panama, I will then run my business from two 50inch flat screens and pay
no tax.
You guys need to think outside the box.(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1459842377_grin[1].gif)
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: ChumBucket on April 05, 2016, 09:12:40 am
I'm selling my house and moving my office to Panama, I will then run my business from two 50inch flat screens and pay
no tax.
You guys need to think outside the box.(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1459842377_grin[1].gif)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: Tosh on April 05, 2016, 09:33:10 am
I'm selling my house and moving my office to Panama, I will then run my business from two 50inch flat screens and pay
no tax.
You guys need to think outside the box.(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1459842377_grin[1].gif)

Thats pretty good that. Especially for you ;)
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: nathankaye on April 05, 2016, 11:28:29 am
Just had two new tyres put on van, just in time then!
Sadly found need some work doing on steering arm so thats bk in for next week. Getting ahead of next tax reductions  ;D
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: Shane sharples on April 05, 2016, 01:58:49 pm
I'm selling my house and moving my office to Panama, I will then run my business from two 50inch flat screens and pay
no tax.
You guys need to think outside the box.(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1459842377_grin[1].gif)

Lmao , I was thinking the same . I'm sure I heard on the radio that tax avoidance is legal but tax evasion is illegal  ???
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: ChumBucket on April 05, 2016, 02:19:07 pm
I'm in a right quandary, just in Currys trying to decide whether to get 50" or 55" twin "employee tracking monitors". Should  I get flat or curved? Decisions, decisions!
Just thought I would share that with all you low lifes!  ;D
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: Shane sharples on April 05, 2016, 02:21:59 pm
I would say get curved 😃
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: NWH on April 05, 2016, 02:31:15 pm
I've just purchased 10 vans with thermopire from ionic lol
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: tlwcs on April 05, 2016, 04:40:04 pm
I'm selling my house and moving my office to Panama, I will then run my business from two 50inch flat screens and pay
no tax.
You guys need to think outside the box.(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1459842377_grin[1].gif)

Thats pretty good that. Especially for you ;)
 

I think he's over thinking it
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: Soupy on April 05, 2016, 05:01:23 pm
Here's my tax return:

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1459872021_2016 - 1.jpg)
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: Soupy on April 05, 2016, 05:03:50 pm
I'm selling my house and moving my office to Panama, I will then run my business from two 50inch flat screens and pay
no tax.
You guys need to think outside the box.(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1459842377_grin[1].gif)

Lmao , I was thinking the same . I'm sure I heard on the radio that tax avoidance is legal but tax evasion is illegal  ???

Tax avoidance is the act of moving money about legally through loopholes to avoid paying tax. Tax evasion is doing the same but getting the loopholes wrong.
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: paulben on April 05, 2016, 05:18:11 pm
Going to get an accountant this year " Ken Dodd " and use Lord Lucans  address Happy Days
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: kempy on April 05, 2016, 07:33:11 pm
Lol
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: Tosh on April 05, 2016, 07:35:29 pm
I'm in a right quandary, just in Currys trying to decide whether to get 50" or 55" twin "employee tracking monitors". Should  I get flat or curved? Decisions, decisions!
Just thought I would share that with all you low lifes!  ;D

Do they come with remote control?
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: ChumBucket on April 05, 2016, 07:42:11 pm
I'm in a right quandary, just in Currys trying to decide whether to get 50" or 55" twin "employee tracking monitors". Should  I get flat or curved? Decisions, decisions!
Just thought I would share that with all you low lifes!  ;D

Do they come with remote control?

Don't need remotes, I have sole trader window cleaners who change channels and press buttons for me!
Title: Re: Last day today
Post by: Dave Willis on April 05, 2016, 08:48:15 pm
peasants!