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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Rich Wilts on December 02, 2015, 08:50:25 am

Title: Mr Rhino
Post by: Rich Wilts on December 02, 2015, 08:50:25 am
'My web designers have made a few errors and we are trying to find out which parts work and which don't'


Stay on the site for two minutes though lol.


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Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Jonny 87 on December 02, 2015, 09:07:52 am
Ah I see now.

He gets all his "friends" to get him to #1 on google rankings, only costs him a few quid and he gets thousands of pounds of cleaning contracts.

Shady practices going on there for sure.

He needs to know which parts of the sites are working or not? Lol
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: ascjim on December 02, 2015, 11:01:06 am
Good idea!
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Smurf on December 02, 2015, 02:31:32 pm
Mr Rhinoman is at it again  ;D

I'm thinking what proof would you have if he donated or not if you did do what he said.
He also needs to sack his web designer if he don't know what’s broken or not but we all know that’s a lame excuse.
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Rich Wilts on December 02, 2015, 03:48:34 pm
Unfortunately he's deleted the thread.


I told him he was fat.  ;D
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: 8weekly on December 02, 2015, 04:18:38 pm
Getting his mates to visit his site won't help at all. I suspect it was a genuine problem and he wanted the site tested. Mind you, not very generous is it? Even if all his friends tested the site, it's only £4.  ;D
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Smurf on December 02, 2015, 04:32:23 pm
Getting his mates to visit his site won't help at all. I suspect it was a genuine problem and he wanted the site tested. Mind you, not very generous is it? Even if all his friends tested the site, it's only £4.  ;D

I was thinking he might struggle for a squid myself  ;D
Anyhow I can't seem to find that post on marks bookfarce page so was wondering if it has been deleted. I wanted to take a look at the comments left for rhino as you do.
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: davids3511 on December 02, 2015, 08:49:09 pm
He made it clear that anybody on the tools themselves were inferior to himself. He also claimed Matt is a witness which is apparently something to sneer at too. Not that he has a high opinion of himself and thinks the rest of us are fools. I bet he's a nightmare to deal with.
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Rich Wilts on December 02, 2015, 09:59:29 pm
Getting his mates to visit his site won't help at all. I suspect it was a genuine problem and he wanted the site tested. Mind you, not very generous is it? Even if all his friends tested the site, it's only £4.  ;D

I was thinking he might struggle for a squid myself  ;D
Anyhow I can't seem to find that post on marks bookfarce page so was wondering if it has been deleted. I wanted to take a look at the comments left for rhino as you do.


I came home from work today and was heartily disappointed to find out he's deleted that particular thread on FB.  :'( :'(
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Smudger on December 03, 2015, 09:14:38 am
Fair play on the idea, just a very poor application of it, perhaps if he had run a "competition" to find a certain error he'd be appreciated more, assuming he'd part with a prize

Darran
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Clever Forum Name on December 03, 2015, 11:17:07 am
Fair play on the idea, just a very poor application of it, perhaps if he had run a "competition" to find a certain error he'd be appreciated more, assuming he'd part with a prize

Darran

Haha. I don't think the winner ever got the prize. Was it 8 weekly? Can't remember.

It's one big con to get more likes/hits etc.

I always enjoy of an evening clicking his Google ad words from all my various computers and IP address's.

Usually only takes about 5 mins for them to stop appearing.
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Smurf on December 03, 2015, 11:21:10 am
Fair play on the idea, just a very poor application of it, perhaps if he had run a "competition" to find a certain error he'd be appreciated more, assuming he'd part with a prize

Darran

Haha. I don't think the winner ever got the prize. Was it 8 weekly? Can't remember.

It's one big con to get more likes/hits etc.

I always enjoy of an evening clicking his Google ad words from all my various computers and IP address's.

Usually only takes about 5 mins for them to stop appearing.

That's very naughty of you  ;D
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Dave Willis on December 03, 2015, 12:08:50 pm
How do you do that? Can I play too?
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: wfp master on December 03, 2015, 02:41:26 pm
He made it clear that anybody on the tools themselves were inferior to himself. He also claimed Matt is a witness which is apparently something to sneer at too. Not that he has a high opinion of himself and thinks the rest of us are fools. I bet he's a nightmare to deal with.
sounds a bit of a prick.
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Walter Mitty on December 03, 2015, 05:05:29 pm
It's funny how someone's persona on here can vary with their real life.
I have actually met the guy and he comes across as a decent, humble, good-humoured person, and I like him.
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Rich Wilts on December 03, 2015, 06:06:08 pm
He called me about a year ago. He came across as a someone who likes the sound of his own voice. Bragging about how much he pays Google to advertise with them (he said £2,500 a month) and how Solar Steve likes to shoot his mouth off about how much work he has but isn't V.A.T. registered; as well as saying if he gets asked to price Solar panel work his first question goes along the lines of 'Have you asked Solar Steve to price it as Im not interested if you have'.
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Smurf on December 03, 2015, 07:17:10 pm
It's funny how someone's persona on here can vary with their real life.
I have actually met the guy and he comes across as a decent, humble, good-humoured person, and I like him.

Very true
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: gavinb on December 03, 2015, 08:28:57 pm
I bet he's still doing better than %99 of us on here though LOL

He's a nice guy Darran and would help anyone out
He's asked me to go to his and show me how things are done and how he has built his business and his methods etc , Always willing to chat to folk to help them out .
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: wfp master on December 04, 2015, 04:49:28 pm
so is he a prick or not.?  ;D
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: LT carpet cleaning on December 04, 2015, 10:15:06 pm
Sounds like there's some good ol green eyed monsterism going on...

 ;D
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Walter Mitty on December 05, 2015, 07:26:54 am
Fair play on the idea, just a very poor application of it, perhaps if he had run a "competition" to find a certain error he'd be appreciated more, assuming he'd part with a prize

Darran
I always enjoy of an evening clicking his Google ad words from all my various computers and IP address's.

Usually only takes about 5 mins for them to stop appearing.

Assuming that you're not joking, I think that's a bit out of order.  Whatever you think of him, messing up his advertising budget isn't really on IMO.
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Clever Forum Name on December 05, 2015, 07:55:17 am
Fair play on the idea, just a very poor application of it, perhaps if he had run a "competition" to find a certain error he'd be appreciated more, assuming he'd part with a prize

Darran
I always enjoy of an evening clicking his Google ad words from all my various computers and IP address's.

Usually only takes about 5 mins for them to stop appearing.

Assuming that you're not joking, I think that's a bit out of order.  Whatever you think of him, messing up his advertising budget isn't really on IMO.

Maybe I want some render cleaning and have a bad memory  ???
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Rich Wilts on December 05, 2015, 10:20:20 am
I think it's funny. Clicking his Google links. Unfortunately Google isn't that stupid. A pattern of clicks is soon spotted and the charge rescinded. Don't you think some people would employ a serious strategic clicking campaign to do their competitor out of an advertising advantage?



Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: 8weekly on December 05, 2015, 10:30:06 am
I think it's funny. Clicking his Google links. Unfortunately Google isn't that stupid. A pattern of clicks is soon spotted and the charge rescinded. Don't you think some people would employ a serious strategic clicking campaign to do their competitor out of an advertising advantage?
I think that only happens if you raise a query with them. Annoyingly. Yes, they can see it, but I am pretty sure they will only do something about it if you challenge them.
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Clever Forum Name on December 05, 2015, 10:43:26 am
I stopped using Google ad words as my daily budget got HAMMERED. There was no way it was customers.

I happen to post on FB I was doing well with ad words. Literally next day. Budget was gone in minutes. Tried off and on for a few weeks and was the same every day.
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: Rich Wilts on December 05, 2015, 10:57:20 am
I think it's funny. Clicking his Google links. Unfortunately Google isn't that stupid. A pattern of clicks is soon spotted and the charge rescinded. Don't you think some people would employ a serious strategic clicking campaign to do their competitor out of an advertising advantage?
I think that only happens if you raise a query with them. Annoyingly. Yes, they can see it, but I am pretty sure they will only do something about it if you challenge them.


Well, in that case, let's get clicking ;)
Title: Re: Mr Rhino
Post by: 8weekly on December 05, 2015, 11:06:39 am
I think it's funny. Clicking his Google links. Unfortunately Google isn't that stupid. A pattern of clicks is soon spotted and the charge rescinded. Don't you think some people would employ a serious strategic clicking campaign to do their competitor out of an advertising advantage?
I think that only happens if you raise a query with them. Annoyingly. Yes, they can see it, but I am pretty sure they will only do something about it if you challenge them.


Well, in that case, let's get clicking ;)
;D